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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Gagonshaft: Goodnight cass
    `CaSs!: lol
    Gagonshaft: tell me a bedtime story
    `CaSs!: really?
    `CaSs!: once upon a time cass was playing poker
    `CaSs!: hes got a pair of aces
    Gagonshaft: were the aces black
    `CaSs!: one red one black
    Gagonshaft: this is a good story
    Gagonshaft: so im assuming the white ace came in and took land from the reds and enslaved the blacks to work on it
    `CaSs!: duh
    `CaSs!: i lost that hand btw
    Gagonshaft: yeah u ussually cant win being red or black
    I go to bed at fucking 6:30 pm so what.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Me: So it's my friends birthday
    Friend: And you forgot
    Friend: You dick
    Me:I told him "Congratulations on surviving another year post vaginal ejection with disgusting fluids and a sack following after"
    Me:Another one of my friends said "Wow, now how do you think he feels on his birthday?"
    Me:It was at this moment I remember his mother is dead
    Complete lapse in judgement when I saw an opportune time to use quotes off of Modacity
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by Talitha
    I also believe in God because God is real. The Bible is real, the Bible tells me God is real. The Bible is The Truth because it says so in The Real Bible.
    WOW, the irony. lololol
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by paladin View Post
    WOW, the irony. lololol
    I wonder how they handle other religions...

    e:holy crap what is that thread i dont even
    Last edited by p0lar_bear; August 30th, 2009 at 03:45 AM.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    10300 posts ?????

    these people are dedicated.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å View Post
    10300 posts ?????

    these people are dedicated.
    How's making sure your gf doesn't kill herself working for you?
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    Theres a guy with 32,000+
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Sm482: I'm going through school papers and stuff from last year, seeing if I can salvage notebooks for the upcoming school year
    Sm482: and I get to some notes about presentations
    Sm482: step 1: pick a topic
    Sm482: step 2: analyze the audience
    Sm482: step 3: shift the topic so it fits with the analysis
    Sm482: and so on
    Sm482: then I get to the bottom:
    Sm482: step 10: ?
    Sm482: step 11: profit
    Sm482: I've never laughed so hard at my own notes
    Sm482: I must have been reeealy bored that day
    Лорд вон Крупп: Lol.
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    Nightlife: If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.
    Северный ветер: i'd expect him to be able to spell CORPS right at least
    Северный ветер: what a fuckin poser
    Северный ветер: where is this
    Nightlife: gorilla warfare
    Северный ветер: tell him your soldier friend thinks he's a fucking posing retard and he's welcome to try and square up to a real soldier anytime
    Nightlife: oh its just some guy responding to someone telling him huntsman has no skill
    Северный ветер: tell him anyway
    Северный ветер: additionally ask him his unit and mos, see if he can even name one
    Nightlife: I don't know man!!!!!
    Nightlife: he knows the guy who created google maps!!!
    Nightlife: he could find my address!
    Северный ветер: the london sewers are less full of shit than this scrub
    posers are literally the lowest form of scum
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