Quick-Crit 2008-2009

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[Inferno]

Okay so guys. I've given up my dream of being a game designer because I've realized it's a silly idea and I'll never make it as a game dev. So I've decided to try a more reasonable career as a rap artist. Help me out with these rhymes I'm working on.

Bitches like my cock.
It's longer than a tube sock.
When I stick it in her,
it's harder than a rock.

When I get a erection.
Bitches scream like it was jesus's resurrected.
They take in the ass.
And then I smoke some grass.
Then I'll pop a cap fucking in your ass.

I stuck it in her pussy,
but she called me a wussy.
So I slapped her in the face!
I hit her so hard it changed her fucking race.


People say my rhymes aren't kick'n.
I tell them to go eat some chicken.
Every rhyme I make
It's tastier than cake.
Cause you know I can't lie,
And if you don't like it I'll jizz in your eye.
Cause niggers don't know.
I rock at every show.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

This thread now sucks.

[n00ber]

Bitches like my cock.
It's longer than a tube sock.
When I stick it in her,
it's harder than a rock.

When I get a erection.
Bitches scream like it was jesus's resurrected.
They take in the ass.
And then I smoke some grass.
Then I'll pop a cap fucking in your ass.

I stuck it in her pussy,
but she called me a wussy.
So I slapped her in the face!
I hit her so hard it changed her fucking race.


People say my rhymes aren't kick'n.
I tell them to go eat some chicken.
Every rhyme I make
It's tastier than cake.
Cause you know I can't lie,
And if you don't like it I'll jizz in your eye.
Cause niggers don't know.
I rock at every show.

lolwut. You sound like my brother trying to rap

[Llama Juice]

'bout to UV and texture this toy.

It's a giant wall that covers the north end of the town in my game.

[neuro]

ehm, i'm not sure what it is i guess.
a bunch of houses in some steampunk style?

it doesn't really do anything for me i guess : /
it just seems so mediocre.

there's nothing to it, it's some houses with 3 different decorative items repeated all over it.
i doubt it's something you'll impress any teacher with i'm afraid.

[SnaFuBAR]

you should've seen the other guy's wall.

[Llama Juice]

^

This isn't my job. The other artist on my team was supposed to finish this three months ago and according to him it was complete.



I don't have many polies that I can really throw at this wall, so the whole thing right there is just shy of 9K tris. (there's more that expands off to the sides of it... but still the same type of repeated fun stuff.)

This is going into my game that I'm working on that's using an engine that's built by other students... so the engine isn't all that great and can't push crazy amounts of polies so that's why it's not all crazy.

Also, I have 3 days to do this, (model, uv, texture, get in game properly) so I can't put too much unique stuff into it.

And yea, it's supposed to be a bunch of buildings and such that make up this giant wall all in a steampunk theme.

[Disaster]

A piece like that wall needs to be broken up into multiple pieces. Make it into several modular pieces so that its assets can be reused. Add stuff thats alot more interesting to it. Right now its very very bland.

[Llama Juice]

It is broken up into a bunch of modular pieces that are being reused sir. Maya is my level editor for my game. We export out the transforms and names of the models and that information gets put into the game engine to replace the models back into the world properly.

Texturework will make a lot of the big open flat pieces look less boring than they are haha.