Quotes Funny Random

[n00b1n8R]

/me bought a $400 console to play current gen games without having to spend ~$1000 to get my PC up to par for the same games~

[Ganon]

consoles are for the poor

hate me

[Gwunty]

<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Calling Chainsy>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call established to Chainsy (Medium)>
<Call ended>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
<Call cancelled>
<Incoming call from Chainsy. Click the voice button to answer>
Gwunty: ok
Gwunty: stop

derp

[ICEE]

wow gosh I guess you really didn't want to talk to chains

[Higuy]

Chainsy: once
Chainsy: long ago
Chainsy: when i was young and full of life
Chainsy: i had a buttery babe....
Chainsy: .....
Chainsy: then i got hungry so i ate that cinnamon roll
ButteryBabee: i am a buttery babee
Chainsy: worst mistake of my life
Chainsy: oh ok ill eat you
Chainsy: ohm nom nom nom nom
ButteryBabee: ahhhhhhhhhhhha
ButteryBabee: hahah
ButteryBabee: ah
ButteryBabee: a
ButteryBabee: hh
ButteryBabee: hhhhhhhhhh
Chainsy: HNNNNNNNNNNNG
ButteryBabee: yes
Chainsy: FUCK IT HAPPENED AGAIN
Chainsy: NOW IM CONSTIPATED
<This user is now offline>

ahhhhh

[Chainsy]

wow gosh I guess you really didn't want to talk to chains

Reread scrub, the affair was going both ways, he tried to call me too.

[ICEE]

Reread scrub, the affair was going both ways, he tried to call me too.

you would be so much cooler if you stopped posting at 1,337 posts.

[Chainsy]

No im going for trying to get so many posts that I go into numbers that can't be displayed properly by the computer, and has to represent them with an equation.
Is that even possible, an admin should try it.

[ultama121]

AIDS: dammit, I wish I could read this faster
ultama121: lol
AIDS: driving me insane
AIDS: it makes me not even want to read it because everything moves so damn slow
ultama121: e fkcilc
ultama121: ftw
ultama121: sdrawkcab epyt ot tsrof m'i
ultama121: driew si siht
ultama121: ylsuoires
AIDS: wat
ultama121: daer
ultama121: racecar
ultama121: gohangasalam'iimalasagnahog
ultama121: ftw
ultama121: yyyhw
ultama121: sdrawkcab gnipyt i ma
ultama121: YHW
ultama121: EM NEKASAROF UOY EVAH YHW
AIDS: I haven't
ultama121: nees reve ev'i hcilg maets tsedriew eht si siht
ultama121: evah uoy sey
ultama121: 3:
ultama121: ftw
ultama121: 3:
ultama121: :3 naht retteb
AIDS: AHHHHHHH MY BRAIN
AIDS: STOP IT
ultama121: reven
ultama121: gnineppah si siht yhw wonkn neve t'nod i
Monkeyulize: wat
ultama121: esoprup no siht gniod ton m'i
ultama121: yllaretil
ultama121: sdrawkwcab epyt em gnikam si maets
AIDS: :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
ultama121: steam is a sadisticbitch
ultama121: wait wtf
ultama121: I'M NORMAL
ultama121: that was really weird

Steam randomly made me type backwards.

[klange]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: もしもし
Stranger: ask me any 10 questions and i will answer the truth. no "asl"
You: Hm.
You: Well.
You: I wasn't prepared for this.
You: Driver's license ID number.
You: Credit card number
You: PIN
You: Back account number
You: PIN for that
You: Social Security Number
You: That's six... so I get four more.
You: Can I ask "birthday" or is that too close to "a"?
You: Name...
You: Mother's maiden name
You: And... one more... favorite movie.
You: Hurry up, I don't have all day.
Stranger: f*** u

Guy didn't even have it in him to actually say "fuck you", lol.