uncomfortable moments in life

[Rob Oplawar]

In high school this girl was quite hung up on me, but I was not the least bit interested because she was nuts and suicidal. Out of pity, I agreed to help her with her art project after school.
She leads me into the photo room (all red lights and such to avoid exposing the film), which is empty except for us, and proceeds to take off my shirt so she can paint and then photograph my back. The janitor walks in right when my shirt comes off, says "I'll leave you two alone", and abruptly exits.
After the most awkward half hour of my life, we both left- she never could think of anything to paint on me.

[JPEG]

Oh god

i think ICCE's was worse, he had a sociology project on homosexuality and 2 group members were gay and spent their time apparently draying penises on the presentation board and talking about gay stuff with the girl while ICEE just tried to unhear it all. apparently one also wanted to be addressed as a female.

[annihilation]

Some girl I knew kept coming on to me (strongly).
She had the same name as my mother and was significantly younger than me.

[=sw=warlord]

Was talking to a few friends ages back and the girl sat next to me announced i was getting married to her, at which point i promptly tried moving away to find i was grounded to the chair by her.
now that's awkward.

[Kornman00]

Was talking to a few friends ages back and the girl sat next to me announced i was getting married to her, at which point i promptly tried moving away to find i was grounded to the chair by her.

At which point you should have broadcasted "With a divorce following the next day! Get your tickets to this amazing show while they're only 60$!"

[=sw=warlord]

At which point you should have broadcasted "With a divorce following the next day! Get your tickets to this amazing show while they're only 60$!"

The girl likes to tease me on alot of things and knowing her she would end up making it even more awkward with innuendos.

[Bastinka]

Major indigestion right before class ends. Happens every now and again.

[Huero]

i had oral sex with my best friend

we're still best friends

[ICEE]

i think ICCE's was worse, he had a sociology project on homosexuality and 2 group members were gay and spent their time apparently draying penises on the presentation board and talking about gay stuff with the girl while ICEE just tried to unhear it all. apparently one also wanted to be addressed as a female.

Yeah lets just share my entire life with the internet -.-

on a completely contradictory note:

just experienced my first non consensual ass grope. i like the ego feeding that im that attractive. i don't like the fact it was someone i didn't even know. to bad he later ran off, woulda kicked his ass.

so what uncomfortable moments have happened to you?

I had the same thing happen to me. multiple times. Once by a dude. >.>
It was not the best.

and then there was the time that catgirl on painkillers tried to open my pants out of the blue. I think you were there.

[Donut]

i cannot believe i havent documented this anywhere else, and its a long story so ill keep it simple.

i was in DC with a group of people i didnt know, and i ended up drinking a 48 oz milkshake. im lactose intolerant. 10 minutes before we get on the bus i get these terrible cramps. basically i almost shat myself standing on the sidewalk with about 100 other kids i didnt know. i asked one of the manager people to let me go to the bathroom. they said yes and i ran down the street to a starbucks with my ass clenched. i ran in and ran straight to the bathrooms. men's room was occupied. while waiting for the occupant to get out, i started shitting myself, so i looked to my right and saw the women's rest room. thats where i went. it was the most miserable shit i have ever had, ever. when things began to settle down a bit, in my confusion i threw my shit soiled underpants into the garbage can. 30 seconds later i realized i would need those underpants because i still had another 5 hours before i could go back to my hotel room. so i had to fish my underpants out of a trashcan in a womens bathroom. was fucking horrible. i stopped up the sink with paper towel and made a feeble attempt at washing my underpants. it didnt go very well. i ended up stuffing them with paper towel and walking out of the bathroom. the next 20 minutes was spent in the front seat of the car that belonged to the woman who was supposed to take me back to the group. i got back the room finally and threw those underpants into the shower and went on with my life.

4 days later my room mate informs me that he moved my underpants to the sink. i asked if he handled them with bare hands. he said yes. i informed him that they were the shit stained underpants. he was not pleased.
E: over the course of the rest of that week i ate 3 cheese pizzas from california pizza kitchen, some subway sandwiches, and breakfast cereals. i didnt shit for a full 12 days after this incident.