I posted this in response:Originally Posted by Cojafoji
if any of you guys reddit, this should tickles your fancies
Excerpts from Indeed I Have Read It, "Fort-based Combat Reenactment Field Games, Revision the Second" Issue:
- Previous day's games were halted unexpectedly, when ninety per-cent of players left the field after a dispute over the referee's competence, regarding his calling of a pellet-strike on one gentleman who had already run behind a wall, thus making the shot impossible. Remarked one gentle-manne: "If the judgment conditions on this field are to be of such poor quality for the entirety of play, then I shall remove myself and attempt to locate another event in progress, and I suspect others shall do the same."
- Tempers ran high today, after the Veterans' Association for Leisurely Vanguard Events (VALVE) released a new rule-set, greatly reducing the power-rating of the game's simulated Ignited Petroleum Product Projector. One player remarked: "The class of Pyrrhic Immolation Professional has been one of my most-chosen roles prior to this latest mockery of a rule change. Nevermore! I wash my hands of this heretical nonsense!"
- In other news, Mechanical Construction Experts continue to issue complaints of Saboteurs lurking nearby, attaching devices of a peculiar sort to their contraptions, thereby disabling and destroying them. "These shenanigans are unacceptable, and unsportsmanlike on the whole," lamented one such player.
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