For a game in which you have scripted cutscenes showing each character die, at least you had a chance to personally survive. Granted, it might not have been the coolest best thing evar made lulz, but it was a nice touch of user control over a scripted storyline.

And Con, you've delivered your package, and then you're screwed. Meaningless? Maybe. But not for no reason- I've survived on easy for 45 minutes before I got bored, so you can definitely survive. It doesn't just kill you off randomly.