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[Pooky]

Weirdest computer help thread ever.

http://jk2lives.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=123

[p0lar_bear]

I can't tell what's worse. Them threatening each other over the internet because of some JK2 scripts in a computer help thread, or us bickering over Johnson's moustache?

[Pooky]

Well, pretty much the entire JK2 community is constantly trolling, so I wouldn't take anything said there seriously.

Still.

[n00b1n8R]

Zizenstein: just mowed the jungle
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: i don't want to know about your pubes wtf
Zizenstein: no the back lawn
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: dude asshair isn't any cooler

[TeeKup]

lol

[TVTyrant]

Goddamit lol. Now the guy next to me at the library is eyeing me funny for laughing.

[Bodzilla]

har har

but ass hair is essential, i'd never mow that shit

[Amit]

but ass hair is essential, i'd never mow that shit

Proof: *points to Anal Cleanliness thread*

[n00b1n8R]

This was painful

934
Zizenstein: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...934#post602934
Zizenstein: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...934#post602934
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: buy what phobo baught tbh
Zizenstein: ¿
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: ask phobo
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: cheapest quality mech keyboard on the market afaik
Zizenstein: ¿caTTT
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: asdfasdf
Zizenstein: ffffff
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: vent phobo talk
Zizenstein: NOsouod
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: it's some steelseries mech keyboard that's $95 and apparently really good
Zizenstein: Zizenstein: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...934#post602934
Neurol0gical: uh
Neurol0gical: idgi
Zizenstein: ffffffff
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: idgireallytbh
Zizenstein: ὊὯᾲﻓ ﺺﺅ︣ﺬ ﯝ
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: lol
Zizenstein: tart
Zizenstein: progrbm
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: steal your gf's keyboard
Zizenstein: AcccEssorIEs
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: you don't need accessories or shit unless ur bad
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: except maybe sound control
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: but tbh that should be in yoru headphone/speaker
Zizenstein: system TOOLs
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: ???
Zizenstein: stART
Zizenstein: Zizenstein: progrbm
Zizenstein: Zizenstein: AcccEssorIEs
Zizenstein: Zizenstein: system TOOLs
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: what about it
Zizenstein: CHARACTER mAp
Zizenstein: follow
Zizenstein: it how i tYpe
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: lmao ouch
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: i iddnh't even know you could do that
Zizenstein: hELp mE
Zizenstein: ¿ÛÛþﺁﺆﯖﯣ
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: what do you want me to do to help
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: google the keyboard?
Zizenstein: ffffffffff
Zizenstein: YES
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: http://steelseries.com/products/keyb...eelseries-6gv2
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: p sure this is it
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: yeah this is it
Zizenstein: explain to mod
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: he told me it was $95
Zizenstein: Ã*(
Zizenstein:
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: donezors
Zizenstein: FML
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: ?
Zizenstein: slEEP Time LUB U
Zizenstein: BII
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: <33
Zizenstein: 8R:
Zizenstein: R: <33
R: <33
R: <33
R: <33
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: lol

[Amit]

From Arkham City lol:

Thug 1: "Batman ain't gettin in there. That place is locked down tighter than my mother on prom night"
Thug 2: "What the hell does that mean"
Thug 1: "You don't want to know"
Thug 3: OH NO NO NO I think we all want to hear this"
Thug 1: "No you don't, forget it. We got more important things to do"
< 10 Seconds later
Thug 3: "I think we should pay your mom a visit"
Thug 1: "NO SHUT UP"
Thug 2: "Awww did we hit a raw nerve? Is your mom the neighborhood bike?"
Thug 1: "No, nothing like that. If you must know, she got drunk on prom night and killed her classmates. Butchered them with a potato peeler"
Thug 2 & 3: "WHAT!?!"
Thug 1: "So now we tie her down on prom night just to be sure. You happy?"
Thug 3: "I guess."