Seriously, what the hell zeph?Quote:
Experiment time. Time to start thread number 3. Someone can start it by quoting this post.
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Seriously, what the hell zeph?Quote:
Experiment time. Time to start thread number 3. Someone can start it by quoting this post.
We'll see. If I'm wrong, I'll just merge this back in to the old thread.
Exactly why I left modacity for a while. :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by LlamaMaster
i think it's actually a good idea and one i've been thinking about for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeph
i think these HUGE threads can be causing a bit of the strain on the server, cause i know it takes 5x longer to load hten any of the others.
Not that it's any huge inconvenience for this to have been moved to a new thread, but I can't help but be curious as to what you're doing and feel kind of annoyed that you're not telling us.
edit: what Bod said was my guess, but I figured I might be biased because my forum system, which now supports almost all of the features of vBulletin, doesn't have that problem.
Whatever
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[16:29] Ollie: Whelp, it's official. Civilization is over. Let's just launch the nukes and have done with it.
[16:29] Ollie: You read it right -- Konami's rhythm-and-dance game that's been cited as a way to get chubby gamers off their keisters is about to sit them back down again with a new off-Broadway musical called Dance Dance Revolution.
The comedic musical stage production depicts a futuristic Orwellian society where dancing is illegal. That's until a prophet named Moonbeam Funk shows up to motivate a group of street thugs with dance skills. Promotions for the play cite that the play is loosely inspired by the game, features a Footloose appeal, buckets of free beer, and a cast of "40 really attractive, barely-clothed young actors."
[16:30] imod53: .................................................. ....................
[16:30] Ollie: Yeah.
[16:30] imod53: is this a joke?
[16:30] Ollie: I wish I could tell you it was.
[16:30] Ollie: http://www.gamedaily.com/games/dance...--the-musical/
[16:30] imod53: .
[16:31] imod53: okay
[16:31] imod53: time to go on a homicidal rampage
[16:31] imod53: brb
[16:31] Ollie: save some for me
[16:31] imod53: be fast
[16:31] imod53: i can't guarantee that they won't all be dead by the time you get there
dotQuote:
ACoLOL-Selentic: also why the hate for crysis
ACoLOL-Selentic: !
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: because it's like that pretty boy at school
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: sure he's nice on the eyes and you sometimes get strange feelings for him
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: but you know he's about as deep as a wading pool
ACoLOL-Selentic: I already had sex with my crysis box
ACoLOL-Selentic: Felt pretty good too
ACoLOL-Selentic: Here Ill describe it for you
ACoLOL-Selentic: it was like putting my dick through an assembly line for asian people
I can't tell you how many encounters I'd had with the "pretty" boy at my school...
Did you accidentally trip over in front of him causing your face to say hello to his manly parts?
[17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: dude
[17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: that jean luc dude
[17:29] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: called your house
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: a "living environment"
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: GAY ALERT CAPTAIN
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: WE HAVE A LEVEL 5
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THEIR FIRING THEIR FURSUITS CAPTAIN, WE CAN'T STAND UP THIS THIS LEVEL OF FAGGYNESS FOR MUCH LONGER
[17:30] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CAPTAIN, THEIR HALING US
[17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: "greetings captain, we shall spare your lives if you promise to simply come peacefully aboard our ships, dress in a fursuit of our choosing and become our eternal sex slaves"
[17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: NEVER YOU INTERNET SCUM
[17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: LET FLY THE TROLLS
[17:31] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: ACTIVATE THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE
[17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: CAPTAIN, WEABOO'S OFF THE STARBORD BOW
[17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: REPORT FOR A SPANKING WHEN THIS IS OVER PRIVATE, PREPARE TO DEPLOY OUR TROLL FIGHTERS
[17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: THIS IS RED SEVEN, TAKING UP FORMATION
[17:32] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: k i'm done
[17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: you've thought about that for some time havnt you
[17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: actually no
[17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: well
[17:34] DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: not consciously
[17:34] The Real Ziz Lady: thats more disturbing
...
[18:27] The Real Ziz Lady: i died a little inside
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: yeah?
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: well I got hit-on by a tranny today.
[18:27] The Real Ziz Lady: oh dude
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: I know
[18:27] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: at first I was all like "I'd tap that" then it spoke
[18:28] [X] - Ph☼ßîä§ /|\ Talîc: :gonk:
[18:30] The Real Ziz Lady: :gonk:
Me and Dano; years ago.
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: how many mins should i wrm up lasagnia
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: duno how to spel it
Ð??T †: um
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: in microwave
Ð??T †: 4 min
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: :O
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: 4
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hmm 3
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: lol
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: brb
Ð??T †: ok
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: OMFG
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Ð??T †: ?
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HOLLY SHIT
Ð??T †: WHAT
Ð??T †: WHAT
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: FUCKKK!!!
Ð??T †: DUDE
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: I BLEW TI UP
Ð??T †: WTF
Ð??T †: BLEW WHAT
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: MICROWAVE
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: aaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ð??T †: :O
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: FUCKKKKK
Ð??T †: :O
Ð??T †: WELL FUCJ
Ð??T †: STOP TALKING TO ME
Ð??T †: GET THE FUCKIN FIREBRIGADE
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO!!
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO!!
Ð??T †: i hate you
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: U FELL FOR IT BAD!
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HAHAHAHA
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: omg u made me laugh
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: hahahahaha!!!!
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: HAHAHAHAHAH
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: IM STILL AUGHING
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: LMFAO
Ð??T †: dont joke about tah shit
Ð??T †: i have relatives who died when theyre house burnt down
Ð??T †: :(
Ð??T †: dickhead
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: really
Ð??T †: :(
Ð??T †: fuck you
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: or are you being llike dice
Ð??T †: wtf?
Ð??T †: im fuckin serious
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: nvm
Ð??T †: dont oke about that shit
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: k
Ð??T †: :(
Ð??T †: oi
Ð??T †: ooi
[MFÐ] ?lu???duck? LotSa<3: .
Ð??T †: LMFAO U GOT OWNED BACK BITCH
Ð??T †: !!!
Ð??T †: !!!
Ð??T †: !!!
lmao, I remember when I made the first one. I remember people trolled cause they thought it would be a stupid thread. Then Whip locked it.
:memories:
*e* LOL DUCKY. Old shit is OLD.
Not that we've seen it 4 times before or anything. :p
plasbianx1337: MOTHER
plasbianx1337: FUCKER
plasbianx1337: MY
plasbianx1337: PHONE DIED
plasbianx1337: BEFORE I COULD GET MY SD CARD
plasbianx1337: AND TRANSFER THE NUDES OF MY GF OFF OF IT
plasbianx1337: FUCK
plasbianx1337: FUCK
plasbianx1337: FUCK
Rentafence5: get rid of those quick
Rentafence5: you could go to jail for that shit
plasbianx1337: nah
Rentafence5: yeah
plasbianx1337: im not 18
Rentafence5: doesnt matter
plasbianx1337: ?
Rentafence5: your girlfriend is under 18 right
plasbianx1337: Yeah
plasbianx1337: so am I though
Rentafence5: you have nudes of her right
plasbianx1337: yeah
Rentafence5: so you have child porn
Rentafence5: your going to jail
plasbianx1337: shes coming with me
Rentafence5: true
Rentafence5: shes creating it
plasbianx1337: oh yes.
Rentafence5: and adding to the problem by distributing it
Rentafence5: and also abusing minors by taking pictures of herself
Rentafence5: isnt US law fun?
plasbianx1337: lol.
plasbianx1337: I meant she has pics too
Rentafence5: OH GOD OF YOU? D:
*later*
Rentafence5: <link removed>
plasbianx1337: MY EARS
plasbianx1337: THEY
plasbianx1337: BLEEED
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: OMG
Rentafence5: raped
plasbianx1337: OMG
plasbianx1337: ASKLKASKLALSKSKJLAJ
plasbianx1337: also, cocks.
Rentafence5: add this to the convo also
Rentafence5: , cocks
Buddie of mine forwarded me a craigslist job opening in my area, I lold.
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Hiya, how's it going? I am a recently unemployed 20 year old with a substance abuse problem, (it's not really a problem, I'm pretty good at it) a cache of unused money, and way too much free time.
What I'm looking to do is find a decent looking woman, vacant minded or not, to get drunk (or just plain fucked up) as piss with me and the proceed to fuck my dick off, as close to literally as possible.
I am a decent looking dude, with an average sized dick and above average sized balls. I wear a lot of plaid flannel shirts, I listen to metal, and I drink a lot of whiskey.
I'm looking for an 18-35 year old woman willing to do aforementioned things to my person. I don't really care what you look like as long as you aren't ugly as shit or fatter than shit.
If you're interested shoot me a line with a picture and I'll get back to you.
:O
Some bitch is going to be happy.
[18:38] Silentwindpl: looks gay
[18:38] Shnafuhrer: much like your posting
[18:38] Silentwindpl: :'[
[18:38] Silentwindpl: </3
[18:38] Shnafuhrer: lol
[18:38] Silentwindpl: can i start to make sweet love to you?
[18:39] Shnafuhrer: yeah, bend over
[18:39] Silentwindpl: :'[
[18:39] Silentwindpl: your just full of comebacks today
[18:39] Silentwindpl: arent you
[18:39] Silentwindpl: padawan.. ?
[18:40] Shnafuhrer: only comeback you know about is when i scrape my load off of yo...
[18:40] Shnafuhrer: i'll stop there
[18:40] Silentwindpl: D:
Skill: Okay faggot, you can goes fuck yourself.
KG-KaZe: cool grammar bro
Skill: you'reself
Skill: happy?
KG-KaZe: yes
18.04.35 <+Malf> AltGr is a modifier key on PC keyboards used to type many characters, primarily ones that are unusual for the locale of the keyboard layout, such as currency symbols and accented letters. If a key has a third symbol on it (on the front vertical face or the bottom right of the key top, sometimes in a different colour), then AltGr can often be used to type that character.
18.04.57 <+Trkle> we dont have accents n shit
18.04.59 <+Trkle> we're not mexican
18.05.06 <+Agent_Kurosawa> fuck accents
18.05.07 <+Agent_Kurosawa> got damn
18.07.57 <+seal> IM A PURE AMURRICAN FUCK FUNNY ACCENTS AND THINGS THAT AREN'T LIKE US
18.08.09 <+CN3089`PEEELS> THIS IS ARE COUNTRY
18.08.14 <+Agent_Kurosawa> BOOTSTRAPS
18.08.19 <+Trkle> we run dis bish
fuk da uk http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...s/emot-911.gif
^I lol'd
[18:52:44] <CN3089`PEEELS> MO is pretty far away from ON!
[18:52:56] <CN3089`PEEELS> almost as far away as the MOON
hilarious
18.52.26 <+tpblind> its almostQuote:
Originally Posted by blind
18.52.27 <+CN3089`PEEELS> ha! ha!
18.52.28 <+tpblind> FUCK YOU CN
18.52.36 <+CN3089`PEEELS> yase
(one of us needs to sync our time mister)
[02:20] bjspeedster7: so
[02:20] bjspeedster7: I was
[02:20] bjspeedster7: thinkin
[02:20] bjspeedster7: would it be wrong
[02:20] bjspeedster7: to get
[02:20] bjspeedster7: kinky
[02:20] bjspeedster7: w/ an xbox controller?
[02:20] Ci A S word: wat
o.o
[13:38] my sis: mahaha
[13:38] me: i just posted a bulletin
[13:39] me: http://a121.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...4ff80c3688.jpg
[13:39] my sis: lol OH MY GOD IS GONNA SHOOT IT?!?!?!?!
[13:40] me: hahaha
Super Mario says:
post thread gogogo
Super Mario says:
in thread
Corbin says:
haven't done/started mine
Corbin says:
will do it tomorrow
Corbin says:
to tired now
Corbin says:
talking on phone
Corbin says:
busy
Corbin says:
shhh
Super Mario says:
busy jacking off
Corbin says:
something like that
<user is offline>
Corbin says:
lol?
FYI; I'm talking on the phone while playing tetris on my DS.
lol what. you people are strange :-3Quote:
Originally Posted by StankBacon™
a random pm.
FYI, i am not a spy.Quote:
Originally Posted by PlasbianX
He wants you.Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
Deep inside him.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
Lol I think your teek disguise actually fooled someone.
I lol'd
^ Same. :)
e:
I LOLEDDDDDDDDDDQuote:
- Leigh · beach dayz comming soon → lovez tanya · says:
if ur so smart mister, wats the quadratic formula?
- jacob nadine 21.06 VL. summerrr days says:
length x height x wide?
Pure gold.Quote:
[mmt]bandicoot11 (bandicoot11): WHAT THE **** U SAY I WILL ******* TELL U NOW I HAVE SIT QUITE BUT U ARE ONE DUMB ****STAIN(wat?) NOW GO JERK OF IN A CORNER OR FINGER YOURSELF OR DO WHATEVER THE **** YOU WANT BTW I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO MODEL BUT UR MOM CAN
.Quote:
Hitler: HEIL
Hitler: HEIL
Hitler: HEIL
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: Eit ist Ziet fer raiche
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: wir musin die juden asrotton@
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: !*
Hitler: ...
Hitler: im going to go commit suicide in a bunker now
Hitler: come with?
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: nah
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: cyanide bitch
Hitler: you fag. you're going to Achwitz
Hitler: which i cant spell
Hitler: which is why you'll be going there
Hitler: Grammar Nazis! Take him away!
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: Auschwitz
▄█▀ █▄ █▄█ ▀█▀: I think
Hitler: whatever. its full of carbon monoxid- I MEAN NICE SHOWERS
Hitler: GO, TAKE A SHOWER
Hitler: CREMATIO-I MEAN SANITATION IS HEALTHY
Hitler: YOU DONT BELIEVE ME? HERE, MY SOLDIERS ARE PLAYING WITH A KITTEN http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/q...sMotivator.jpg
Hitler: SEE??? no, no, of COURSE the kitten's NOT on a live grenade
Skill: go shove a fucking dildo up your ass you stupid cunt
CRITRAWKETS: but I don't own a wii
Skill: well played.
[20:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Admit it, 7 strings own
[20:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: because pissing off bass players is fun
[20:41] Dane: lmao
[20:41] Dane: xD
it so true it hurts.
FFFFECKING SPIES >:UQuote:
TheExAm: is my image broken in the pics thread or were you talking about mudkip's post?
TheExAm: wait
TheExAm: shit
CN3089: what
TheExAm: FUCK YOU LLAMA MASTER
CN3089: oh god!
TheExAm: STOP LOOKING LIKE CN
CN3089: zoeyzoeyzoey
:embarrassed:
<+scribbsi> my friend irl dinged 80
<+scribbsi> was like grats
<+Agent_Kurosawa> Did you tell him wow is for scrubs?
<+scribbsi> i don't need to shit on him
<+scribbsi> i mean
<+scribbsi> his girlfriend's face looks like a pelvis
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pwn.gif
stop doublepos-owait.
I love messing with old mac demo moddersQuote:
[01:11] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:11] andrewjunwalker: do you still have the tuts for halo demo modding
[01:11] imod53: oh, hello
[01:11] imod53: didn't hear you comein
[01:12] imod53: greetings
[01:12] imod53: *smokes pipe*
[01:12] imod53: I never modded the demo, sir
[01:12] andrewjunwalker: really?
[01:12] imod53: and if you're still modding the demo, trash it and go buy full for ten bucks
[01:12] imod53: oh right
[01:12] imod53: mac
[01:12] imod53: right
[01:12] imod53: well
[01:12] imod53: go buy a pc
[01:12] imod53: then buy it for ten bucks
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: wtf.
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: i hate pc
[01:13] imod53: i used to
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: i have halo full on mac
[01:13] imod53: but AH SAW THE LIIIIIGHT
[01:13] imod53: wait
[01:13] imod53: then why are you modding the demo
[01:13] imod53: ARE YOU MAD, MAN?
[01:13] andrewjunwalker: dude
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: my internet isn't strong enough to host a mod on full
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: not much people play on full
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: well ma
[01:14] imod53: shit dude
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: ybe there are more people
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: but
[01:14] andrewjunwalker: halo demo people are better
[01:14] imod53: wtih the latest update there are at least 60 servers on PC/Mac full at any one time
[01:15] imod53: halo demo people are grenade whores and suck at banshee killing
[01:15] imod53: GO TO FULL IF YOU WANT SUM SKEEEELZ
[01:15] andrewjunwalker: well i don't have intel on my mac
[01:15] imod53: dude wtf
[01:15] imod53: you don't need intel for halo
[01:15] andrewjunwalker: for the latest update you do
[01:15] imod53: :|
[01:16] imod53: the fuckers didn't update the mac version to fix the server crash bug?
[01:16] andrewjunwalker: no
[01:16] imod53: HEINOUS CRIIIIIME
[01:16] imod53: SIR
[01:16] imod53: PC MAY BE BETTER BUT I DEFEND TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE A FULLY SUPPORTED AND WORKING GMAE
[01:17] imod53: *salutes, sheds a tear*
[01:17] imod53: *american flag waves in background*
[01:17] andrewjunwalker: um ok..
[01:17] imod53: GO FORTH AND BE MERRY
[01:17] imod53: tra la la la laaa
[01:17] imod53: *skips into the sunset*
"His speech smells like shit..."
"What?"
"He's talking right out of his ass"
[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: The Rise and fall of Ziggy stardust
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: wat
[09:36] David Bowie: is that a kind of drug
[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: good to know you dont know your own albums mister bowie
[09:36] David Bowie: oh
[09:36] David Bowie: no
[09:36] David Bowie: I dont
[09:36] David Bowie: lolol
[09:36] The Real Ziz Lady: Fail right there.
:fail: selentic.
<a_baby_seal> fjfjfjfjejejejejfjfjfjfjfjfjfjfjtjfjcjfjcjfjfjfjrj fjfjjvjvjvjvjrfjrjfjfjfjrjfjfjrjfjfjfjfjgjgjgjfjfj fjgjhjhjhjgjfjfjfjgjh
hey zues fucking christ its like an episode of Seinfeld :gonk:Quote:
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): fine
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): hesus
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): hesus?
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): :D
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): how do you say fuck in spanish
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): thats like
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): jesus + he man
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): hesus
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): no
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): lol
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): LOL HESUS
[22:59] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): its jesus in spanish, amiright?
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): lol
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): no
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): no, animal
[22:59] ICEE (ukironclad): hay sous
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): no..?
[22:59] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): thats still spelled jesus
[22:59] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): jesus in spanish is jesus
[22:59] Chainsy (1chains1): yes
[22:59] =Σ=Thunderbolt (lazylatino): hesus
[23:00] =Σ= Donut (thekillerdonut): just the pronunciation
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): no
[23:00] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): ok
[23:00] =Σ=Thunderbolt (lazylatino): yea it is in spanish
[23:00] =Σ= Hazard1337 (church897): shh terminator is on
[23:00] =Σ= TheArbiter (00thearbiter00): don...get the hesus thing into the asshat.txt
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): no
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): jesus
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): it sounds like hay zues
[23:00] Chainsy (1chains1): but its still jesus
not funny.......:SQuote:
Originally Posted by Donut
i thought it was :maddowns:Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
i thought it was :maddowns:............................:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by blind
E: what the fuck, internal serv- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
yeah, sorry about the double post. goddamn server error
[17:20] David Bowie: flihgt of da fukkin conchords
[17:20] ssɐɯ: heh heh
[17:21] David Bowie: lol wanna play zps?
[17:21] David Bowie: oh shit acid in space
[17:21] ssɐɯ: naw
[17:21] ssɐɯ: I got shit to do
[17:21] David Bowie: smoke pot
[17:21] ssɐɯ: already have
[17:22] David Bowie: o
[17:22] ssɐɯ: got a paper back today
[17:22] David Bowie: and you rolled it into a joint
[17:22] ssɐɯ: no
[17:22] ssɐɯ: what
[17:22] ssɐɯ: I uh
[17:23] ssɐɯ: it said this exactly on it:
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "Wow. This was so good I googled everything to make sure it wasn't plaigerized."
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "100/100"
[17:23] ssɐɯ: "Email me a copy"
[17:23] David Bowie: lolwat
[17:24] David Bowie: fukkin plagerized
[17:24] ssɐɯ: The best part is I was totally stoned when I wrote the second half
[17:24] David Bowie: you fukkin jews stealin shit from ppl
[17:24] David Bowie: lolol
[17:24] ssɐɯ: and the first half was so good he just googled everything
[17:25] ssɐɯ: gave up on finding a copy
[17:25] ssɐɯ: and didn't read the part I wrote when I was baked off my nutsack
[17:25] David Bowie: Lmfao
[21:46] nocab: sweet, im installing gta4
[21:46] nocab: sweet, im installing gta4
[21:46] nocab: wtf, you mocking me?
[21:46] nocab: wtf, you mocking me?
[21:47] nocab: WOW STOP
[21:47] nocab: WOW STOP
[21:47] nocab: omfg DIE YOU ASSHOLE
[21:47] nocab: omfg DIE YOU ASSHOLE
>.>
I do that with myself sometimes too. :|
a friend of mine used to do all of her assignments stoned off her tits and always got really good marks, then she decided to straighten up a bit and had a real go without the Green stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mass
Bombed out hardcore.
*Quote:
Originally Posted by me last night
That was an awesome story, Heathen.
Ariel: dude
Ariel: what the fuck
Ariel: shut up
ROFL. That was indeed an awesome story.
Is this, like, a dream you had, or were you just rambling?
this really happened
better than the epic of chuck norris.
:v:Quote:
[19:06] imod53: COSTCO
[19:06] imod53: FOR ALL YOUR VIGILANTE JUSTICE NEEDS
[19:07] Ollie: Is there anything they can't do?
[19:07] imod53: abortions
[19:07] Ollie: Na
[19:07] Ollie: They sell coathangers.
[19:07] imod53: touche
InnerDucky (fluffyducky): idk wat time it was when we played in ur time
Li*Key (darkstrider): and teddy bears with names written on them of girls you have crushes on
Li*Key (darkstrider): you said 3 hours ago
[XK]GµMby™.d2t (playdohrocks): was like 7-8 central yea?
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): what do u mean my time
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): U THINK BECASUE IM BLACK
Li*Key (darkstrider): that'd be 5-6 my times
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): IMMA BE 1/2 HOUR LATE
Ki11a_FTW (deadkilla128): lol
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): TO THE MATCH
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): FUCK YOU DUCKY
[FBI]Mech (mechwarrior123): EAT SHIT
InnerDucky (fluffyducky): LOL
Li*Key (darkstrider): LOL
[XK]GµMby™.d2t (playdohrocks): ahahhaa
[FBI]AppLE (ricanz): lmao
HAHAHAQuote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
mr fallout says:
would you rather drink a coca-cola
or a nuka-cola
Terrence says:
neither good sirf
Terrence says:
pure water is my beverage of choice
mr fallout says:
then you'd love purified water
mr fallout says:
all the refreshment you need, with none of the radiation
mr fallout says:
:)
Terrence says:
sounds quite smashing chap
Terrence says:
now many pennies would one need to proqure such an amazing product
mr fallout says:
well sir, if you wish to procure such an outstanding beverage the only price would be anal relations
it's hard to come by a willing man out in the wasteland
Terrence says:
sorry chum, but it goes against my religion
Terrence says:
my religion being the cult of not getting raped in the ass by strange beverage retailers
mr fallout says:
oh, are you a child of the atom? then I'd suppose you'd just prefer some dirty water, as you guys seem to worship radiation or some fucked up shit like that
Terrence says:
actually sir
Terrence says:
i rolled darkside
Terrence says:
chaotic evil infact
Terrence says:
i was just toying with you
Terrence says:
i forgot to mention the other half of my religion
Terrence says:
it's actually the cult of not getting raped in the ass by strange beverage retailers and instead tying them to a fence post and making a woman of them untill they wished they were dead, then leaving them there with a glowing neon sign reading "I GOT RAPED IN THE ASS"
mr fallout says:
but with my hands tied i will not be able to hand you the water, this rendering your quest of sado-masochistic torture fruitless!
Terrence says:
after raping and erecting the sign
Terrence says:
i steal the water
Terrence says:
:awesome:
mr fallout says:
sir I do not know if you have noticed or not, but I have pet Yao Guai that will not hesitate to pounce on you
mr fallout says:
if you were unaware, the Yao Guai is simply a mutated black bear the doesn't seem to mind fucking people's shit up
i advise that you do not steal my water.
Terrence says:
but sir, i too possess a Yao Guai
Terrence says:
but you must understand that mine is female
Terrence says:
and a massive slut
mr fallout says:
well damn
i have been defeated
will you at least allow me the courtesy of an unbinding after the deed is done
Terrence says:
well
Terrence says:
i'll tell you what
Terrence says:
what i i just cover you with honey and kick a hive of mutant bees so your suffering is atleast short
Terrence says:
if*
mr fallout says:
but sir! a nuclear apocalypse and two hundred years of waiting has surely killed all bees!
Terrence says:
they are mutant bees
mr fallout says:
so bloatflies, then
Terrence says:
mutant bees
mr fallout says:
well sir surely you know they simply spit acid
Terrence says:
not bloatflies
Terrence says:
bees
Terrence says:
but mutated
mr fallout says:
boos
mr fallout says:
i am sorry sir i am fairly intoxicated i meant bees
Terrence says:
understandable
mr fallout says:
in these wastes there isnt much to do BUT drink
Terrence says:
so you've been drinking your own stock?
mr fallout says:
well sir the stat boosts alcohol awards are quite worthless; most of the things bought are weapons and non-radioactive sex toys
Terrence says:
you possess non-radioactive sex toys?
Terrence says:
why did you not say so earlier!?!?
mr fallout says:
i did not say anything.
disregard any former comments.
i'd rather not have these things shoved in me.
Terrence says:
quite the opposite sir
Terrence says:
let us come to a mutually beneficial agreement
Terrence says:
i take into posession the sextoys and 1 bottle of your finest water
Terrence says:
and you proceed to enjoy your life with an intact butthole
mr fallout says:
well sir I'd rather have your cock in my ass, if you can manage that; just without the bondage and such
Terrence says:
well
Terrence says:
sorry
Terrence says:
but it goes against my religion
Terrence says:
so we'll just go with the old plans
Terrence says:
but i'll make off with the buttplugs too
Terrence says:
toodle oo
mr fallout says:
fuck.
mr fallout says:
ps is it wierd that i got a boner during this conversation
:v:Quote:
[00:16] Ollie: I don't enjoy smoking, I'm just committing suicide on the installment plan
[00:20] imod53: I'd lol but god damn that's morbid
Quote:
Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Gordon says:
terrenc, im just not ready'
Quote:
Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Flick says:
hmm
Flick says:
i think it has something to do with the fact that i really cant be bothered
Quote:
Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Sylvia says:
wtf??
denied :smith:Quote:
Terrence says:
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
merlin says:
well i just came out of a relationship where they lost interest while i still had feeling for them, so it could be awhile before i feel comforable getting intimately close with anyone
RELOAD DR FREEMAN.
What?
Gordon.
I cant be arsed to explain it anymore to you.
No.
Jodie: pick a song any song
Nick3d: snoop dog: and all his snoop doggy dog friends on myspace.co.uk/snoopdoggydog@hotmail.co.snoopdoggydog@askjeeves.c o.sausages@theBBQ.co.comparethemarket.com/snoopdog
bet u cant find it :P
I give up...no wait. I dont care.
What is it?
just a load of random bullshit to confuse the poor blonde girl lol
[22:37] 孩子九零八: but i was outside drinking cold soda
[22:37] SonWolf²: wat the eff
[22:37] SonWolf²: ur mind iz like *toinks* loopy
[22:37] SonWolf²: 1000 things goin through ur mind in just a second
[22:37] 孩子九零八: and?
[22:37] SonWolf²: damn u asian!!!!
[22:37] 孩子九零八: u asian too
[22:37] SonWolf²: O.o
[22:37] SonWolf²: goddamn it
[22:37] 孩子九零八: unless you lied
[22:37] SonWolf²: lol
[22:37] SonWolf²: <--- phail asian
[22:38] 孩子九零八: <- pwnage asian
[22:38] * SonWolf² /wrist
[22:38] * 孩子九零八 shot a cow
[22:38] * SonWolf² EPIC PHAIL BEYOND HELP
[22:38] 孩子九零八: oh w8 ur not hindu so that wouldn't work on u
[22:38] * SonWolf² O.o a cow lol
[22:38] SonWolf²: lol
[22:38] SonWolf²: OH HHHHH
[22:38] SonWolf²: I JUST GOT THAT JOKE
[22:38] SonWolf²: ZOMFG UR FKED UP
[22:39] SonWolf²: LOLOLOLOLOL
[22:39] * 孩子九零八 im in charge of malasia
[22:39] SonWolf²: <Invalid / command. Type /help for help>
[22:39] SonWolf²: im making that thing a siggy nao lol
[22:39] * 孩子九零八 ima chargin mah laser
[22:39] 孩子九零八: LMAO
[22:39] SonWolf²: lol
[22:39] 孩子九零八: what? my a cow
[22:40] 孩子九零八: joke?
[22:40] SonWolf²: jess
[22:40] 孩子九零八: u should copy the part that said
[22:41] SonWolf²: fail
[22:41] SonWolf²: no lol
[22:41] SonWolf²: that 1 fail
[22:41] 孩子九零八: XD
[22:41] 孩子九零八: im posting this
[22:41] 孩子九零八: convo
[22:41] SonWolf²: no
[22:41] SonWolf²: i'll rape u if u do
[19:52:55] <a_baby_seal> nigger
[19:52:57] <a_baby_seal> get out
[19:52:59] <a_baby_seal> fagot'
[19:53:03] <a_baby_seal> get oitu
[19:53:10] <a_baby_seal> getetetetetetetetTejotiWETJopwejggjgjjsjgjsjdjgjgj fjdjsjdjfg
[19:53:25] <a_baby_seal> jyie3jyikj3iyj34ij34yie3ij3ij3yij3yij3ijij3ij3ij3e jw3yije3yijyjyjyjyjyjyjkmikyjikjyikjikjikjyijijijy ikjikjyhikjikyhjikjikyhjikjikyhjkjyikjike3jkw2yjw3 ryhqa3yhe3r54yhu35yhe3
I roffled.Quote:
Little kid: I told you, I'm not a little kid, I'm a young adult!
Lol. How young is "little"?
What? You were doing that to people as well? Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
That hurts...Quote:
Me :
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Friend :
Cuz you're too small
The evils of coin-op laundry machines. They eat quarters and shit out lies.
And now I am banned from using the washing machines in my building. I am now expected to somehow carry all of my dirty laundry on my bike to the nearest coin-op laundromat, two miles away, as I have no car.Quote:
me: Time to wash my clothes. *puts clothes in only washer available in my building (there's a foot of snow on the ground preventing me from going anywhere else)*
washer: Insert $1.25
me: *inserts quarter, which clinks obviously in with the rest of the quarters*
washer *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: Lolwut? Well, I guess mistakes happen now and again. *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $1.00
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.75
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.25
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: WAAAAAT! *bangs washer with foot*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: ... what? *inserts yet another quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: FUCK YO- oh, god dammit, the thing must have a loose connection. *reaches behind washer, pulls plug, reattaches it firmly*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: Sigh, here we go again. *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $1.00
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.75
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.25
me: Phew. *inserts quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: *screams and starts kicking washer violently*
apartment staff guy: What the hell are you doing?!
me: *startled* Oh, the damn thing keeps eating my money, and it won't wash my clothes!
apartment staff guy: Well, if you're treating it like that of course it does! Here, lemme. *grabs my roll of quarters before I can react, and starts putting them in the laundry machine.*
washer: Insert $1.25, $1.00, $0.75, $0.50, $0.25, Select cycle.
apartment staff guy: *Pushes button, washer comes to life*
me: Huh, the thing kept resetting every time I put in $1.25...
apartment staff guy: Sure. *leaves*
washer: *stops, blinks* Insert $1.25
me: YYYYYEEEEEARGH! *starts kicking the shit out of washer again*
apartment staff guy: *hears me, comes back in*
I think I'm going to go murder something now, brb.
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i think i made my point
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: doubled the nearest team mate, over 100 points
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: like 6 dominations
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: nothing but demo spam
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: what team?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i was on yours
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: or have you given up?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i'm out for tonight
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: ok
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: all this demo faggotry has me le tired
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you know
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: theres only so many times you can click a mouse hey
:colbert:
Tomorrow, we soldier whore. Then you'll know the truth of tf2 fagatory.
CanteenBoy: did you realy let a dog hump you???
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: yeah
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: it was soo like, wet..
CanteenBoy: did u eat his cum?
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: it was in my ass... so no
CanteenBoy: i would have had a spoon on hand
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: i only have one spoon and it got stuck in the other dogs ass :(
CanteenBoy: piss
CanteenBoy: hate when that happns
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: yeah, i cant afford another one, i dunno wat to do :(
CanteenBoy: carve a wooden one
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: with what wood
CanteenBoy: hmm..mb a cocanutshell
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: thars coconuts here? :O
CanteenBoy: i dunno nevber been to ausie
CanteenBoy: use an aborigines’ scull
CanteenBoy: they n***ers too
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: YAH! GOOD IDEA IMA GO DO IT NOW KK, BAI BAI <3 U
CanteenBoy = Gonzo, for those who know him.
Sounds like the kind of retarded shit he would say <_<
thats incredibly hilarious.
^ That sounds incredibly sarcastic.. :raise:
No way ducky, Zilla was being serious.
Kyoujin
Posted: 5 hours ago
I CAME IN THROUGH AN OPENING IN THE HOUSE, THERE WAS NO ONE DEFENDING IT ;D
FUNYUNS ARE THE SNACK THAT TASTE LIKE ONIONS, BUT THEY AREN'T MADE FROM REAL ONIONS THEY'RE MADE FROM POTATOES.
I am going to the grocery store right now to buy some Funyuns.
edit: I am back from the grocery store now with Funyuns. They don't taste as good as I remember them tasting in high school.
That's ok tho, cause I also got hot dogs, buns, cheese, and chili.
I'm going to die of a heart attack at age 35.
Brb, I'm going to go throw up.Quote:
McDonald's commercial that was just on:
there was a wedding cake made out of McNuggets
Ok, it's not a quote per se. Sue me.
22.13.31 <+tpblind> i fuckin
22.13.35 <+tpblind> ran out of hot dog buns :(
22.13.42 <+CN3089> so use bread?
22.13.52 <+tpblind> ya
22.13.54 <+tpblind> i know
22.14.00 <+tpblind> u ghetto nigga
22.14.51 <+a_baby_seal> who da fuk uses bread
22.14.59 <+a_baby_seal> i use fukken leather for my hot dogs
22.15.00 <+CN3089> po niggas
22.15.05 <+tpblind> ghetto cn3089, a_baby_seal
22.15.10 <+tpblind> :O
22.15.14 <+CN3089> (I wrap my hot dogs in bacon)
22.15.24 <+a_baby_seal> fatty mcfat fat
22.15.39 <+tpblind> fattttt
22.15.45 <+CN3089> (and then cover them in syrup)
22.15.47 <+tpblind> i wrap my hotdog with your moms VAGINA
22.15.52 <+CN3089> oh fcujk
22.15.53 <+CN3089> sfsifjisoj
22.15.53 <+CN3089> sdjafkljf
22.15.54 <+CN3089> jlksdfj
22.15.55 <+CN3089> :supaburn:
22.15.57 <+tpblind> pwmrd
22.15.58 <+tpblind> pwmrd.
blind you are my #1 enemy http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...t-supaburn.gif
>:)
It's funny cause it's true.Quote:
mass123123123 (6:09:36 PM): I don't get the best buy robberies
mass123123123 (6:09:41 PM): I mean warrantees
mass123123123 (6:10:11 PM): that was a literal freudian slip
mass123123123 (6:10:21 PM): I honestly meant to say warrantees
mass123123123 (6:10:26 PM): but I typed robberies
[21:11] terrornomore3d: hey dane
[21:12] terrornomore3d: When you get this message please do reply, I have some urgent needs to ask. I am wondering if you would like to do a few things.
[21:53] dano555666: ?
[21:53] terrornomore3d: k
[21:53] terrornomore3d: i have facility 007 map
[21:53] terrornomore3d: almost done
[21:53] terrornomore3d: would you want to texture it?
[21:54] dano555666: no
[21:54] terrornomore3d: alright
[21:54] dano555666: no its not alright
[21:54] terrornomore3d: ???
[21:54] terrornomore3d: wtf
[21:54] terrornomore3d: i said alright
[21:54] terrornomore3d: to you saying no
[21:55] dano555666: !!!
[21:55] dano555666: btw
[21:55] dano555666: she is a blossom
[21:55] dano555666: to us being said so
[21:55] terrornomore3d: you dont want to texture it, so ok
[21:55] dano555666: it doesnt put the lotion in the skins bucket
[21:55] terrornomore3d: blossum?
[21:55] terrornomore3d: wtf?
[21:55] dano555666: gooschase
[21:55] dano555666: bbq?
[21:55] terrornomore3d: wtf?
[21:55] dano555666: ftw?
[21:55] terrornomore3d: lawl
[21:55] terrornomore3d: kk
[21:56] dano555666: nono
[21:56] terrornomore3d: ftw so your saying fuck the world
[21:56] terrornomore3d: lol
[21:56] dano555666: I lol'd
I lol'd
Solid Snake: i think that your secretly in love with HDoan
Solid Snake: admit it
Solid Snake: your secretly in love with HDoan
DARK DOLPHIN RIDER: no
DARK DOLPHIN RIDER: im his #1 fan
DARK DOLPHIN RIDER: :D
DARK DOLPHIN RIDER: DOAN FAN CLUB FTW!
Solid Snake: *walks away
:|
[18:04:41] <tpblind> whats up boket?
[18:04:54] <tpblind> and CN3089............................................ .................we are enemies
[18:07:29] <Bok> playin the best game ever
[18:07:42] <CN3089> you're playing tetris??
[18:08:07] <Bok> uhhh no
[18:08:11] <Bok> mass effect
[18:08:15] <CN3089> uh
[18:08:19] <CN3089> that is not the best game ever
[18:08:22] <CN3089> that is not even the best game of 2008
[18:08:35] <Bok> it was released in 2007
[18:08:48] <Bok> and it is the best game ever
[18:08:59] <CN3089> right, so it's not the best game of 2008
[18:08:59] <CN3089> duh
[18:09:01] <CN3089> and no, it's not
[18:10:35] <Bok> it is
[18:10:41] <CN3089> no
[18:10:42] <CN3089> it's not
[18:11:09] <Bok> it is
[18:11:27] <CN3089> wtf no it's not
[18:11:29] <CN3089> i just fucking said
[18:11:31] <CN3089> are you dumb
[18:12:11] <Bok> it is
[18:12:14] <CN3089> WTF NO IT"S NOT
[18:12:16] <CN3089> YOU FUCKIGN FAGGOT
[18:12:16] <CN3089> fwljksaslk;f
[18:12:17] <CN3089> sdfknasljfk
[18:12:17] <CN3089> ;lsd'lkf.m,j;sad
[18:12:18] <CN3089> fgl;kasd
[18:12:18] <CN3089> fuck
[18:12:19] <CN3089> you
[18:12:29] <tpblind> CN3089
[18:12:30] <tpblind> it is
[18:12:34] <CN3089> FUCK YO UFAGGOTS
[18:12:37] * CN3089 (~CN3089@24.138.159.71) Quit (Quit)
>:)
o/
was that CN rage quitting like a female?
ya.
and hes still not in #gbh :(
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: Okie
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: Will put on my FTP
[16:00] Rent: just resend via xfire
[16:00] Rent: >_>
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: My upload is currently capped
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: Actually
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: Then it makes no difference
[16:00] ACoLOL~HMdzJelly: ¬_¬
[16:00] Rent: HURRR
[16:00] Rent: DURRR
[16:00] Rent: DERF
[10:39] n00b1n8R (TS): and the L4D engine has severl updates which fuck over older PC's
[10:39] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ^
[10:39] n00b1n8R (TS): several*
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fagot*
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but c'mon D:!
[10:40] n00b1n8R (TS): faggot*
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: quiet u
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but like..... do it k
[10:40] n00b1n8R (TS): buy it for me
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: we could be supa spendourificous
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: FFFFFFFFFF
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you got parents nigga
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and a little brother :D
[10:40] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: go
[10:40] n00b1n8R (TS): n
[10:41] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: "hey mum, elmo's been obsessed with this new game, it's called left 4 dead, it's awesome zombie apocolypse game, made by the same people as teh orange box you got me, you should get it... for him... yes of course.. mmhmhmhhnnmmmnnmmm."
[10:42] n00b1n8R (TS): still N
[10:42] n00b1n8R (TS): it's a huge DL
[10:43] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh c'mon D:<
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fagot D:!
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: ;___;
[10:45] n00b1n8R (TS): THERE ARE TWO G'S IN FAGGOT
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i thought we would stay together for ever
[10:45] n00b1n8R (TS): FAGGOT
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: what happened to the love
[10:45] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: where did it go
[10:46] n00b1n8R (TS): i used the saftey word and you didn't pull out
[10:46] n00b1n8R (TS): <//3
[10:46] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: D:
Safety*
:haw:
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Originally Posted by slone