Still shows boobs though, and she's an asian :|
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Still shows boobs though, and she's an asian :|
tHE FUCK?
It's a good deterrent, but Caps Lock brings up the tactical map for commanders and squad leaders in BF, so it's a no-go.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)what he had to say for himself.The man replied,'Well your Honor, it was like this:when the lady got on the bus,I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said,'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth timeand sat under a sign that said,'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: you seen zilla's map?
Phobalic: not yet
Phobalic: heard about it though
Phobalic: any good?
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: there's neutral creep blocking the nat to anybody who isn't z
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: but it turns out there's a huge bug
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: because despite that bullshit
-=AWOL=-LEVEL 85 SKATEPRO XTREME: z can still lose
Phobalic: lmao
-=AWOL=- ANGRY SCV: curious as to how often the average black guy gets called "nigger" and gay guy "faggot" compared to me being called "fucking ranga"
Phobalic: theres a difference
Phobalic: they have a soul
Phobalic: dirty rangas.
http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/em...t-frogc00l.gifQuote:
Digby: this is actually demuslim on a SEA smurf
You: and i'm incontrol
you can tell because i'm in plat
mOOnGLaDe: pretty sure incontrol is plat
Playing JK2 with Pooky in a server full of FFAing randoms, and Pooky goes on a high-speed (literally, Rage + Force Speed) killing spree:
Quote:
p0lar_bear: ffffff SLOW DOWN
Pooky: FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY ENERGY DICK
jetty lite stick.
Weirdest computer help thread ever.
http://jk2lives.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=123
I can't tell what's worse. Them threatening each other over the internet because of some JK2 scripts in a computer help thread, or us bickering over Johnson's moustache?
Well, pretty much the entire JK2 community is constantly trolling, so I wouldn't take anything said there seriously.
Still.
Zizenstein: just mowed the jungle
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: i don't want to know about your pubes wtf
Zizenstein: no the back lawn
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: dude asshair isn't any cooler
lol
Goddamit lol. Now the guy next to me at the library is eyeing me funny for laughing.
har har
but ass hair is essential, i'd never mow that shit
Proof: *points to Anal Cleanliness thread*Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodzilla
This was painful
Quote:
934
Zizenstein: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...934#post602934
Zizenstein: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...934#post602934
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: buy what phobo baught tbh
Zizenstein: ¿
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: ask phobo
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: cheapest quality mech keyboard on the market afaik
Zizenstein: ¿caTTT
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: asdfasdf
Zizenstein: ffffff
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: vent phobo talk
Zizenstein: NOsouod
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: it's some steelseries mech keyboard that's $95 and apparently really good
Zizenstein: Zizenstein: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...934#post602934
Neurol0gical: uh
Neurol0gical: idgi
Zizenstein: ffffffff
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: idgireallytbh
Zizenstein: ὊὯᾲﻓ ﺺﺅ︣ﺬ ﯝ
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: lol
Zizenstein: tart
Zizenstein: progrbm
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: steal your gf's keyboard
Zizenstein: AcccEssorIEs
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: you don't need accessories or shit unless ur bad
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: except maybe sound control
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: but tbh that should be in yoru headphone/speaker
Zizenstein: system TOOLs
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: ???
Zizenstein: stART
Zizenstein: Zizenstein: progrbm
Zizenstein: Zizenstein: AcccEssorIEs
Zizenstein: Zizenstein: system TOOLs
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: what about it
Zizenstein: CHARACTER mAp
Zizenstein: follow
Zizenstein: it how i tYpe
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: lmao ouch
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: i iddnh't even know you could do that
Zizenstein: hELp mE
Zizenstein: ¿ÛÛþﺁﺆﯖﯣ
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: what do you want me to do to help
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: google the keyboard?
Zizenstein: ffffffffff
Zizenstein: YES
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: http://steelseries.com/products/keyb...eelseries-6gv2
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: p sure this is it
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: yeah this is it
Zizenstein: explain to mod
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: he told me it was $95
Zizenstein: Ã*(
Zizenstein: :(
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: donezors
Zizenstein: FML
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: ?
Zizenstein: slEEP Time LUB U
Zizenstein: BII
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: <33
Zizenstein: 8R:
Zizenstein: R: <33
R: <33
R: <33
R: <33
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: lol
From Arkham City lol:
Quote:
Thug 1: "Batman ain't gettin in there. That place is locked down tighter than my mother on prom night"
Thug 2: "What the hell does that mean"
Thug 1: "You don't want to know"
Thug 3: OH NO NO NO I think we all want to hear this"
Thug 1: "No you don't, forget it. We got more important things to do"
< 10 Seconds later
Thug 3: "I think we should pay your mom a visit"
Thug 1: "NO SHUT UP"
Thug 2: "Awww did we hit a raw nerve? Is your mom the neighborhood bike?"
Thug 1: "No, nothing like that. If you must know, she got drunk on prom night and killed her classmates. Butchered them with a potato peeler"
Thug 2 & 3: "WHAT!?!"
Thug 1: "So now we tie her down on prom night just to be sure. You happy?"
Thug 3: "I guess."
^ I lol'd, quite a bit.
I logged in just in time to catch this gem today
E: oh my fucking god the response i got from my friend when i sent this to herQuote:
[22:56] <AA@lisianthus> Search Spy is... amazingly entertaining. "Porn". With a capital P. It's not just porn, it's Porn.
[22:58] <AA@lisianthus> Also, it has the highest search count of all the searched terms
[22:58] <AA@lisianthus> "how i met your mother" is a distant second.
[23:00] <Master> yes... porn and skyrim
[23:02] <AA@lisianthus> I actually.... don't... see skyrim O_______________________O
[23:02] <AA@lisianthus> probably because everyone already has it
[23:02] <8Xcpu_gtp> what is search spy?
[23:03] <AA@lisianthus> Interestingly, there are 7 requests for "creampie", but only 2 requests for the much more satisfying "boobs", and a pathetic SINGLE REQUEST for "student sex parties"
[23:04] <AA@lisianthus> Some clients keep track of what the hub is searching for
[23:04] <AA@lisianthus> most notably DC++
[23:04] <8Xcpu_gtp> o ok
[23:05] <8Xcpu_gtp> shakespeer doesnt as far as i know
[23:05] <8Xcpu_gtp> :/
[23:05] <AA@lisianthus> Apparently, kids at RIT like jizz more than titties
[23:05] <AA@lisianthus> *shrug*
Quote:
Mariel: WELL NOW, THAT WAS THE ONLY DELAY
Mariel: *just realized what creampie meant and took it literally*
Donut: ROFL
Donut: omfg
Mariel: LOL I WAS LIKE
Mariel: "OH my god, I love creampies! <3"
Donut: holy shit
Donut: tears
Donut: they are coming
Mariel: LOL SHUSH
Mariel: D:
Mariel: AND I JUST SEARCHED CREAMPIE
Donut: oh my god
Donut: stop
Donut: stop
Donut: holy fuck
Donut: i am going to collapse a lung
Mariel: I was expecting like, Little Debbie creampies
Mariel: BUT NO
...WOW.
I LOVE CREAMPIES
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donut
Running DC++ or something?It was pretty interesting to see the things people used to search at the halls. The word porn alone was generally at least 5 or so times more searched than the second most.
edit:iirc the second most was generally lesbian.
AHAHAHAA
vouching for this~Quote:
Originally Posted by Timo
Some amusing ones from the server logs
Quote:
200:35 Kill: 3 1 34: Judas killed jesus by MOD_FALLING
200:44 say: Judas: gf
200:46 say: Judas: crucified
I DONT KILL YOu idiot duck cheat lamQuote:
101:45 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
101:48 say: TheAlkal: cheater
101:52 say: =): no you
102:05 Item: 1 item_shield_lrg_instant
102:08 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
102:11 say: TheAlkal: cheater
102:13 say: =): cheater
102:13 say: TheAlkal: lama
102:15 say: TheAlkal: cheater
102:15 say: =): lama
102:16 say: =): cheater
102:28 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
102:46 say: TheAlkal: CHEAter dont shot and kill hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
102:50 Item: 1 item_medpac
102:51 say: =): YOU CHEATER
102:54 Item: 1 item_shield_sm_instant
102:54 Item: 1 item_shield_sm_instant
103:08 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
103:09 say: =): CHEATER
103:10 say: TheAlkal: lama
103:12 say: TheAlkal: lama
103:17 say: TheAlkal: lamaa
103:20 Item: 1 item_shield_sm_instant
103:21 Item: 1 item_shield_sm_instant
103:39 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
103:44 say: TheAlkal: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
103:44 say: =): CHEATER
103:45 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
103:46 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
103:46 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
103:47 say: TheAlkal: cheater you are
103:49 say: =): NO YOU ARE
104:06 Kill: 3 2 34: =) killed ^1^!^7G3nix by MOD_FALLING
104:08 say: TheAlkal: I DONT KILL YOu idiot duck cheat lam
104:16 say: =): YES YOU DO
104:19 say: =): HACKER CHEATER
104:23 say: TheAlkal: you are
104:24 Item: 1 item_shield_lrg_instant
104:25 say: =): YOU ARE
104:27 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
104:27 Item: 3 item_shield_sm_instant
104:30 say: TheAlkal: yes you are
104:32 say: =): NO YOU ARE
104:36 say: TheAlkal: yes you are
104:41 Kill: 3 1 3: =) killed TheAlkal by MOD_SABER
104:43 say: =): CHEATER
104:44 say: TheAlkal: Cheater
104:45 Item: 3 item_shield_lrg_instant
104:47 say: TheAlkal: lama
104:47 say: =): CHEATER
104:48 say: =): LAMA
104:50 say: TheAlkal: lamaaaaa
104:53 say: TheAlkal: lamaaaaaa
104:57 say: TheAlkal: lamaaaaaaaa
104:58 say: =): NO ENGRISH
104:59 say: =): SORRY
105:00 say: TheAlkal: lamaaaaa
105:01 say: =): CHINESE ONLY
105:23 say: TheAlkal: di to delas s tvou mamou hahah :D
105:28 say: =): NO ENGRISH
105:38 say: TheAlkal: no ses no debil :D
105:44 say: =): CHING TONG
105:46 say: =): TAI LEI
105:46 Item: 1 item_medpac
105:51 say: TheAlkal: en no :D
106:03 say: TheAlkal: debil proste ?D
106:06 say: =): puta
106:09 say: =): ching hong
Protip: Umadbro? is a bot.Quote:
7532:31say: Umadbro?: rofl easy
7532:56Kill: 2 1 3: Umadbro? killed ^3^6^3Fluttershy by MOD_SABER
7532:59say: Umadbro?: rofl easy
7533:06say: ^3^6^3Fluttershy: roflroflrofl
7533:09say: ^3^6^3Fluttershy: woohoo
7533:15Item: 2 item_shield_sm_instant
7533:15Item: 2 item_shield_sm_instant
7533:21Item: 1 item_medpac
7533:24Kill: 1 2 27: ^3^6^3Fluttershy killed Umadbro? by MOD_FORCE_DARK
7533:28say: ^3^6^3Fluttershy: easy
7534:32Kill: 1 2 3: ^3^6^3Fluttershy killed Umadbro? by MOD_SABER
7534:40say: ^3^6^3Fluttershy: easy
Sounds like some village idiot from the Balkan Peninsula.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pooky
Rough translation of that phrase should be (with spelling corrections): you do that with your mom hahah :D
You have no idea how hard I lol'd at those pooky.
Anyone from Gearbox remember Beavis?
Yeah well earlier I got a message from him over MSN while I was AFK. When I got back I was like "holy crap, it's Beavis!"
...except it wasn't. I picked up quick on it and decided to have a little fun. Normally I block sex bots without a second thought, so I find the hardcoded responses after a certain time to be hilarious.
Quote:
beavis3@gmail.com: hi wanna see something??;-)
p0lar_bear: uh huh huh huh huh. uhhh... Beavis? Uhh huh huh.
p0lar_bear: Settle down, Beavis. Huh huh huh.
Beavis (MSN): don't take this the wrong way but can i tell you a secret, it has to do with you...
Beavis (MSN): are you sure?
p0lar_bear: uhhhhhhh huh huh huh. Are you like, uhhhh, hitting on me?
p0lar_bear: 'Cause, like, y'know, I'm gonna hafta smack you if you are.
p0lar_bear: Huh huh huh. Dumbass. Huh huh.
Beavis (MSN): okay.. i love u, well not really, its more like a crush and ive never even met you, ive never felt this way about anyone before its embarrassing
Beavis (MSN): thats me in the picture.. i wanna give u a present on webcam im really wet right now and want to do this quick with u
Beavis (MSN): k go to http://bit.ly/usECJJ?c1=mm&c2=2&c3=nc and youll see me warming up for u.... click "accept invite" on the left and once u join & see me we can start to play
p0lar_bear: Dammit, Beavis. That's it, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Beavis (MSN): this is how i pay my bills and i don't fuck my customers but you are making me change my mind
I mirror your avatar right now.
funniest post all year.
It really doesn't. I should know.Quote:
[5:50:31 PM] Shigan: Alright assholes and ponies
[5:50:36 PM] Shigan: I'm going have a social life
[5:50:39 PM] Shigan: See yall laters
[5:52:04 PM] Codeman: What a loser
[6:27:48 PM] miami.monster: Masturbating doesn't count as a social life shigan
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
.Quote:
[21:41:24] <DEElekgolo> http://i.imgur.com/iw6Na.jpg
[21:41:25] <DEElekgolo> mac user
[21:41:45] <Rentafence> i dont think thats actually his dick
[21:41:47] <Rentafence> it looks weird lol
[21:42:00] <DEElekgolo> yea
[21:42:05] <DEElekgolo> dont forget he is covered in shit
[21:42:06] <DEElekgolo> in case you forgot
[21:42:11] <Rentafence> oh
[21:42:11] <Rentafence> lol
[21:44:11] <Futzy> hes wearing a covering on his skin
[21:44:15] <Futzy> so hes not naked
[21:44:18] <Futzy> whats the problem
[21:44:36] <DEElekgolo> fuck
[21:44:38] <DEElekgolo> Futzy, shut up no he isnt
[21:44:42] <DEElekgolo> you guys
[21:44:44] <DEElekgolo> keep making me
[21:44:46] <DEElekgolo> reopen the picture
[21:44:48] <DEElekgolo> shut up
Quote:
buttes: it used to be annoying trying to get them to follow you around, opening up doors for them, and having to deal with them getting constantly killed
now players are the shitty ai teammate who has to follow the real protagonists around, wait for them to open up doors for you, and you can get killed all the time but they never do
buttes: deep post from badgame
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Cortexian: I think I found one of the best 4 wheel mechanics in canada
aquila chrysaetos: can he fix your bad driving
Generation Y and the Rearing of Children
Quote:
Denominator Says:
I hope your baby cries the entire time I'm at the zoo.
Null says:
:saddowns:
Null says:
She's sleeping right now.
Denominator Says:
Well wake her up.
Null says:
Just a second, I'll shake her vigorously.
Denominator Says:
You might want to drop her too.
Denominator Says:
Got any concrete floors nearby?
Null says:
Yeah, actually.
Null says:
Is it bad if her eyes are now rolled back into her head?
Denominator Says:
No, that just means she's sleeping hard.
Null says:
I hear that babies really like snow as well. It's like being in the womb all over again.
Denominator Says:
No, that's deep water.
Null says:
Snow is just frozen water, same thing.
Null says:
I'll just bury her deeper.
Denominator Says:
And they really really like being wrapped up in tons of blankets.
Denominator Says:
Or cellophane.
Denominator Says:
Whichever's more convenient.
Null says:
Garbage bags are a good substitute as well.
Denominator Says:
And don't forget to leave them near an open fire. They get cold really easily.
Null says:
I hear there's some really good insulation properties in gasoline or something like that. Should I cover her in that as well?
Denominator Says:
Then put her near the fire. She can discover her Jewish ancestry.
Null says:
Good, that will match the numbered tattoo that I gave her.
Null says:
(With a dirty needle, of course)
Null says:
It raises their immune system.
Denominator Says:
I hope you remembered to pierce her nipples with kitchen knives.
Null says:
Haven't heard of that one, I'll have to give it a shot.
Denominator Says:
Use the oldest and dullest knife you own. Sharp things are too dangerous.
Null says:
Yeah, I was going to give her a bottle of tylenol to shake as a rattle, but it said I had to keep the bottle away from children for some reason, so I just dumped the pills out on the floor.
Denominator Says:
You should have just taken a glass bottle and filled it with marbles.
Null says:
Yeah, I hear kids really like marbles.
Null says:
And glass.
Denominator Says:
I trust you've taught her to drive already?
Null says:
I'm going to have to use my wife's car, I tried in my Manual and she couldn't get it in gear. Just putting it into Drive is so much easier.
Denominator Says:
And make sure you leave a brick on the accelerator. She should only need to worry about one pedal at this point.
Null says:
Definitely.
Denominator Says:
And if you ever need to block a trailer in place and don't have blocks, I hear babies make an excellent subsitution.
Null says:
Yeah, I heard that their head is a lot harder for the first few years.
Denominator Says:
You might as well use it for a hammer when you're renovating you basement.
Null says:
When I have another kid, I'll use the new one to beat the older one.
Denominator Says:
Exactly. Who needs a belt when you've got siblings?
Null says:
Because it is a two fold punishment. Physical and Mental. Physical is obivious, but the Mental part, who wants to be over-powered by their younger sibling, its just demoralizing.
Denominator Says:
It can be double fold too. You could spank the older kid with the younger kid, so he has to keep putting his face in her ass.
Null says:
Brings new meaning to the insult "butthead".
Denominator Says:
Then, when you have a third child, you could dual weild them.
Null says:
Like Needlers in Halo 2.
Denominator Says:
I'm not sure your children would be that overpowering though.
Null says:
Depending upon who wields them.
Denominator Says:
Or, with 3 children, you could light them on fire and juggle them. Be the hit of the neighbourhood.
Null says:
I am a pretty good juggler. But after a while my arms get tired and I tend to drop them. It's always disappointing.
Null says:
When I have 4 kids, I can use 3 of them as a barrier for the 4th, to keep him in timeout or something. The hardest thing is getting the first 3 to stay still, but I've found a secret to that. If you hold a pillow over their face for a while, they get so concentrated from the lack of stimulus that they lie completely still.
Denominator Says:
Or you can overstimulate their face and it has the same effect. A baseball bat is usually most effective for this.
Null says:
I was unaware of that trick.
Denominator Says:
I also hear that it is neccessary to "break in" babies, like a baseball glove.
Denominator Says:
You need to kick them around a bit, throw balls at them, and play catch with them before they're useable.
Denominator Says:
It is also recommended to take them out into the wilderness and leave them be for a couple of days to harden them up.
Null says:
And then they learn their survival skills as well. Like what dirt tastes like and how to fend off wolves.
Denominator Says:
And how to hunt. I mean, seriously, who wants a child that can't kill a bear with it's bare hands?
Null says:
Psssh, one bare hand.
Null says:
Or, even just a cold stare.
Denominator Says:
Yeah. The child must be ambidextrous. How else will it survive after you use it to push wood through your table saw?
Null says:
Wait........ babies don't have super regenerative powers to grow back limbs?
Denominator Says:
No, Null. That's why you have multiple babies.
Denominator Says:
I've gotta go now. I'll see you in hell.
:realsmug:Quote:
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: jka is full of fags
Eden . killed Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY by MOD_SABER
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: i tried playing there a few times with icka
Herpaderp : everyone named 420 ORANGE KUSH etc
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: and couldnt get past
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: the unbelivable nerdity
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: i thought this community was bad
FoU # Recon o.O!?: it's something
Herpaderp : well
FoU # Recon o.O!?: I played jka in it's beginnings
FoU # Recon o.O!?: was ok
FoU # Recon o.O!?: but 3 years after
FoU # Recon o.O!?: when I tried again
FoU # Recon o.O!?: I was like wtf
Herpaderp : this community kind of is
Herpaderp : really bad
Herpaderp : lmfao
illusion ~ Faden: lol
illusion ~ Faden: what
Herpaderp : I mean
Herpaderp : I love you guys
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY killed illusion ~ Faden by MOD_FALLING
Herpaderp : but I've seen prison showers
Herpaderp : more welcoming to new people
FoU # Recon o.O!?: hahahahaha
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: yeah well
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: its for their own good
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: the games dead
Kano Wins!...BRUTALITY: and the learning curb is too high
That wasn't a very endearing conversation at all for JK2.
Are you kidding me? That's as civil as it ever gets on that game o.O
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⁞⁞iᴣᶳᵏ⁞⁞: piracy is like masturbation: everyone does it, but nobody will admit it
TeeKup: hmm
TeeKup: aparently if I manually update the game I wont need the CD
TeeKup: lets try that
Cobby: this a securom issue?
TeeKup: its asking for the disk
TeeKup: and the image the torrent came with
TeeKup: is unrecognized by daemon tools
TeeKup: so im at a dead end
Cobby: tried magic disk?
TeeKup: but apparently a commentor on the bay said if I just update the game i wont need the CD
Cobby: ah
TeeKup: OH CHRIST
TeeKup: IM RETARDED
TeeKup: I DOWNLOADED A MAC VERSION
Cobby: AHAHAHAHAHAH
TeeKup: FFFFFFF
Cobby: OH WOW
TeeKup: JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST
Cobby: and the 2012 darwin lemming award goes to:
TeeKup: yeah feel free to post that
Cobby: tee Joshua Kup
Cobby: OH WOW
Cobby: Even the indian gods don't have enough arms to face palm enough
Cobby: ahahaha
TeeKup: LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM
20 seconds in.
[1:11:24 AM] ICEE: There has definitely been an increase of
[1:11:32 AM] ICEE: whats the word im looking for here
[1:11:35 AM] ICEE: theatrics
[1:11:40 AM] ICEE: in videogames
[1:12:06 AM] ICEE: producers get their hands on a project and pump it into something so inflated it cant possibly be full of substance
[1:12:11 AM] ICEE: like call of duty
[1:12:15 AM] ICEE: the graphics are decent
[1:12:21 AM] ICEE: the gameplay is terrible
[1:12:26 AM] ICEE: the actual value of the game is nill
[1:12:32 AM] ICEE: because it is the same product repackaged
[1:12:37 AM] ICEE: its like someone sold you a chair
[1:12:44 AM] ICEE: and you sat on that chair for six months
[1:12:52 AM] ICEE: then they sold you that exact same chair again
[1:13:05 AM] ICEE: only this time its painted black and comes in a fucking collectors box
[1:13:27 AM] ICEE: its just as squeaky as it was before
[1:13:34 AM] ICEE: still is not comfortable
[1:13:36 AM] ICEE: and yet
[1:13:38 AM] ICEE: you paid for it
[1:14:08 AM] ICEE: At some point videogames stopped being something that developers sat down and put some actual mental elbow grease into
[1:14:21 AM] ICEE: because they didnt have to to make money
[1:14:40 AM] ICEE: because niggers will buy any game that has guns and knives
[1:14:47 AM] ICEE: its all the niggers fault really
[1:15:07 AM] ICEE: Obviously dont say that in your essay
[1:15:13 AM] ICEE: say "African Americans"
I went from :golfclap:
to :lmao:
Reading down the page.
Made me chuckle.Quote:
BrotherWitch: Can't overclock a sound card, can you?
While having fish for diner.Quote:
Originally Posted by me, just now
Fish rocks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cortexian
I'm so ashamed that I laughed at that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyle Belles
friend sent me this
Quote:
12:31 AM - Loen: i get the feeling cyberpunk is gonna be the next big thing
12:31 AM - Loen: iuno maybe not
12:31 AM - cire992: I could see that
12:32 AM - cire992: or steampunk, the hipsters seem to be into that stuff
12:32 AM - Loen: nah it isn't general enough
12:32 AM - cire992: well, put yourself in the board meeting at activision, Bobby Kotick just asked YOU for the next big push
12:33 AM - Loen: actually
12:33 AM - Loen: it's probably gonna be vietnam lmao
12:33 AM - cire992: you put your chips on cyberpunk?
12:33 AM - cire992: nam?
12:33 AM - Loen: vietnam and cyberpunk
12:33 AM - cire992: hell man, I remember nam. Never left, man
12:33 AM - cire992: Cybernam
12:33 AM - Loen: cybernam lol
12:33 AM - cire992: Bobby Kotick gives you a raise
12:34 AM - cire992: you even came up with a clever buzzword for the presentation to the shareholders, extra credit for you
12:34 AM - cire992: Call of Duty: Almost Post-Modern Warfare X: Cybernam
Talking to n00bs GF
BawdZirra: but seriously
BawdZirra: ANY song that you love at absolute maximum volume
BawdZirra: a song that touched your heart at a difficult time
BawdZirra: TELL ME
BawdZirra: >:U
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: they're all girly\taylor swift songs but hahaha
BawdZirra: TELL ME
BawdZirra: i'll do it at maximum volume
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: WHY
BawdZirra: >:U
BawdZirra: because i'm THE EMBODIMENT OF PASSION
BawdZirra: i thought you knew this shit stacey
BawdZirra: god
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: should probably ask terrence lol
BawdZirra: TELL ME
BawdZirra: terrance is the antithesis of passion
BawdZirra: (means he's worse then no passion he's about anti passion)
BawdZirra: maybe some linkin park :S
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: i'm gonna close steam now and play the sims, like a girl. also terrence says he eats other peoples passion to fuel his own.
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R is now Offline.
never met a girl so full of such terrible terrible lies
Because it was actually Terrence :SQuote:
Originally Posted by Bodzilla
I ALMOST forgot that noob's name is Terrence. Thank you for reminding me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodzilla
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodzilla
It's times like these I like this community.
You hate us, otherwise? >:UQuote:
Originally Posted by DarkHalo003
Callin' YOU OUT n00b!
CALLED OUT, WHAT CUNT?
you call that passion?
THIS IS PASSION MOTHER FUCKER
I come here for the lolz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Amit
>:LQuote:
Originally Posted by Bodzilla
Fucking AussiesQuote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
ME V ZILLA SHOW MATCH, LETS DO THIS YOU FUCKING SCRUB
I'LL USE YOUR PASSION AS MY FULE TO BURN MY WAY THROUGH THE STARS AND CRUSH YOUR NOSKILL BABBY RACES
COMIC SANS MS MOTHERFUCKER
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: omgggg. kill you. it's stacey, shh!
BawdZirra: FFF
BawdZirra: WHERE IS MY FAVOURITE NIGGA MUFFIN?
BawdZirra: my Crimson chin
BawdZirra: my princess
BawdZirra: HAVE YOU GOT HIM DOING DISHES AGAIN STACEY >:U
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: nope, he's beside me actually
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: being whipped, obviously
BawdZirra: next question
BawdZirra: why isnt he doign hte dishes?
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: coz the ecuadorian room-mate already did them (:
BawdZirra: what is this madness
BawdZirra: so what outfit have you dressed terrence in today
BawdZirra: little black number?
BawdZirra: stilletto's
BawdZirra: the usual?
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: fishnets, the works
BawdZirra: what about hair bands?
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: just some sparkly hair clips, nothing over the top (;
-=AWOL=- n ò_ó b1n8R: ur a maget
BawdZirra: thanks babe
What the fuck did I just read? :S
Australians. :v:
.Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkHalo003
BawdZirra: i figured out hte reason
BawdZirra: for n00bs
BawdZirra: enourmous chin
BawdZirra: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habsbur...28progenism.29
aquila chrysaetos: heh
BawdZirra: turns out
BawdZirra: vlad the impaler had it
BawdZirra: COINCIDENCE?
BawdZirra: YOU DECIDE.
aquila chrysaetos: hahaha
what is the opposites of the following sentence: Always Coming From Take Me Down
never going here give you up
close but no cigar mister rick
How is here the opposite of from?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodzilla
:explodingpsyduck:
Psyduck?
Write a resume....get a job.
Make money....Get a woman
Have sex....get a kid
write another resume for a better job so you can pay for all of that....get the job
make more money....have more kids
retire....death
Wife and kids have all your money...They go on a cruise
get captured by pirates...tortured
released....mental hospital to deal with ordeal
life is never the same...silence
depression.........
Preface: Now see I know that a lot of people here dislike TF2 for various reasons. I however love it and play it most days. One fateful night I got drunk and spent a couple bucks to open one of my crates (Gives you a random item). I just happened to get one of the rarest items in the game, an "unusual hat", which is just a normal hat with particle effects around it. Some people spend like 80 bucks trying to get these things because they're stone cold retarded.
Further preface:My cousin is getting good at the game, and he wanted to get a new shotgun for scout called the soda popper. I decided to surprise him with one, and found a weapon trader on the forums to buy it from. This is how that train derailed
He tried to add me again too. the hat is a curse.Quote:
RuneClown2015: Hey, you add me. How may I help you?
Mr. ICEE: Hey there. Do you have a strange soda popper in stock
RuneClown2015: yes
RuneClown2015: offer
Mr. ICEE: umm Im not really sure, strange weapons have such varied prices
Mr. ICEE: what would you expect for it
Mr. ICEE: like 2 rec or something
RuneClown2015: Ehh idk
RuneClown2015: But
RuneClown2015: is your unusual for sale?
--He must have checked my inventory via steam--
Mr. ICEE: No
RuneClown2015: I have 2 unusuals
RuneClown2015: with the same effect
RuneClown2015: I may give it for that
Mr. ICEE: uh
Mr. ICEE: no
RuneClown2015: how much is yours
Mr. ICEE: Not for sale
RuneClown2015: alright
RuneClown2015: how much is it though
RuneClown2015: just wonderin
Mr. ICEE: Christ it is not for sale. I got it from a random crate. I dont even know what it is worth
RuneClown2015: Alright
RuneClown2015: I know it's not for sale lol
RuneClown2015: I was just wondering the price
RuneClown2015: lol
RuneClown2015: nvm
RuneClown2015: anyway
RuneClown2015: let me think
Mr. ICEE: ...
RuneClown2015: on the soda
RuneClown2015: lol
RuneClown2015: Sorry
RuneClown2015: If I'm annoying
RuneClown2015: I'm jsut curious
Mr. ICEE: I do not intend to ever sell it
RuneClown2015: How come
Mr. ICEE: Because I like it
RuneClown2015: Ah
RuneClown2015: Alright
RuneClown2015: Well look at these
Mr. ICEE: anyways the guy who I was buying the popper for just went offline so I dont know if he even wants it
RuneClown2015: please
RuneClown2015: Any of these interest you
--He sends me a trade invite, loaded with unusuals trying to get mine--
Mr. ICEE: Ok I dont want any of them
RuneClown2015: Alright
RuneClown2015: Also
Mr. ICEE: I dont really like unusuals
RuneClown2015: I can give some stranges
RuneClown2015: For yours
RuneClown2015: a lot of em
RuneClown2015: Including soda popper
Mr. ICEE: why does it say you're on "trade probation"
RuneClown2015: I bought a hat
RuneClown2015: by paypal
Mr. ICEE: and im not giving my hat for anything, stranges or otherwise
RuneClown2015: and the guy reported me for no reason
RuneClown2015: and 3 days later
RuneClown2015: i was trade banned
RuneClown2015: but it's okay now
RuneClown2015: I have other hats
RuneClown2015: come on :(
RuneClown2015: Is there anything I can pursuade you with
Mr. ICEE: I think we are definitely done discussing the matter
Mr. ICEE: ill buy a popper from someone else
RuneClown2015: Well
RuneClown2015: sorry
RuneClown2015: :L
RuneClown2015: what was your offer
RuneClown2015: on the popper
RuneClown2015: offer on the popper?
-- I removed him here--
--he re-adds me, I accept--
RuneClown2015: I asked a question :O
Mr. ICEE: No
RuneClown2015: what was your offer
RuneClown2015: on the popper
RuneClown2015: the soda popper
Mr. ICEE: No
RuneClown2015: That's what you're buying right?
RuneClown2015: What are you paying for it
RuneClown2015: lol
RuneClown2015 is now Offline.
--I removed him here--
I thought this was pretty clever. Pretty old though.
By the way, the professor was wrong about the senses: the 5 senses are simply textbook bullshit, your body actually has hundreds (if not more) senses (though they are debated often). This isn't meant to cause anyone any discomfort by the way, I just thought it was neat.
You may already know but the best place i've found to buy items is www.tf2outpost.com. Almost everyone selling stuff lists their prices too, so you can quickly see what an item sells for if you're worried about getting jew'd out of metal.Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
I dont care about metal. I was buying this thing as a gift anyways. I ended up finding a guy who sold it to me for 1 rec. But thanks anyways, kind of you to try and help.
Also I feel like that entire quote of darkhalo's was fake. No professor would teach that we "evolve from monkeys", because we dont. Humans and monkeys evolved from the same ancestor. Evolution 101
yeah, Einsteins perception of god wasn't an invisible powerful man on a cloud in the sky either.
It was a spiritual thing with being connected to the universe. Anyone that quotes shit like "god doesn't roll dice" which is another one they love to pull is missing the context behind the argument and it's intended meaning.
Nothing is ever truly random, Eventually you'll run out of combinations and repeat yourself.
If everything is bound by the laws of reality, laws such as newtons law of motion where for each action there is an potent opposite reaction.
If everything is bound by these laws, how does free will exist?
either it doesn't and everything is one giant rube Goldberg or there is still something missing.
You can look at the idea of a God as your typical creator/master, look at it as a spiritual connection binding everything or you can look at it from a logical point of view which is the universe itself.
On topic though, DarkHalo are you aware that conversation never actually took place?
http://www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/religion/a/einstein_god.htm
http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/e/einstein-god.htm
If anyone wants to go toe to toe for a potentially in depth philosophical debate, my Steam is easily available.
Just don't forget to bring the burn ointment.
I thought it wasn't entirely legitimate (it is the internet after all). As for the philosophical aspect of the conversation I posted, I just liked the rhetoric of the argument and how it was turned upside down for the side that started the initial argument. Regardless, the religious perception (as in the organization created by societal individuals) of God is relatively distorted either way you look at it.
The last one was much funny in context, seeing his body fall limp over a guard rail.Quote:
Originally Posted by ME3 Multiplayer
If there was a God he'd be spot on though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodzilla
Although I have my own doubts either way, and such is the curse of being human.
These premises have nothing to do with the claim. For the argument to work, the premises have to be relative to the prospect of free will, and they are not. They're concerning physics. Your initial statement of "Nothing is ever truly random, Eventually you'll run out of combinations and repeat yourself." also fails to make any sense, because randomness does not imply uniqueness. If you run a random number generator enough times, it will eventually come up with two identical answers. This does not make them "unrandom", it's just a repeated occurrence.Quote:
Originally Posted by =sw=warlord
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: viktor
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: 3 weeks ago
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: you were begging
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: to put color in your name
[ JS ] VIKTOR [JK]: yeah
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: HOW!?
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: HOW?!
Padawan killed (JS) triner (JK) by MOD_SABER
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: HOW COLOR MY NICK
[ JS ] VIKTOR [JK]: yeah
[ JS ] VIKTOR [JK]: u copy
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: now you're tough?
[ JS ] VIKTOR [JK]: me and yoshi
[ JS ] VIKTOR [JK]: and wolfi
VIKTOR EL MARICON GRANDE: cuz you joined a spic tacular clan?
:lol: What a joker.
"I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'"
Sheppard: what does everyone want on their pizza?
Wrex: I'll take a deep dish large pizza with extra cheese, Salarian liver slices.
Mordin: .....
Wrex: What?
Javik: Make that two please.
For Code Geass fans, I love youtube comments:
I laughed hard.Quote:
Kallen: Kallen Kouziki has entered the field.
Lancelot: ಠ_ಠ
"Trinitrotoluene doesn't care what mood you're in."
-Gordon Freeman
Wikileaks To Leak 5000 Open Source Java Projects With All That Private/Final Bullshit Removed
this guy should write for the onion
Finally, people can see how stupid Java is and stop acting pretentious just because they know a cross-platform scripting language.
From the Qwitter at XF.
Wait, it gets worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by mista tipsta
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zigywig
This is proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping....This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford, the names of the people involved have been removed or changed for safety reasons:Dear Customer,While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as amirror, picked his nose, and ate it.9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."And; last, but not least:14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."Yours sincerely,Charles BrowningStore Manager
I prefer the original "15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart".
:irony:Quote:
ZizLah: i kinda stay outta the strategy section (on TL) for the most part
ZizLah: not alot of thinking in there
ZizLah: just alot of whining