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What is with this gross fucking obsession with putting a # in front of everything.

twitter.

^Agreed, though it makes no fucking sense in a gif. Hashtags are only useful on twitter, where they link similar posts by keyword. I'll also accept them if they make a funny or ironic comment on the post itself, e.g. "My shower keeps going from hot to cold #firstworldproblems" or something. The only thing I can think of is that in that gif they were trying to make "winter" a keyword? Idk, it's dumb.

I suppose. Can't wait for the awkward scene where Jon has to declare that he is

fucking her to Mance Rayder

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Yeah.

THEON WTF YOU DOIN

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Did you see that look he had? Even he doesn't know.

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Did you see that look he had? Even he doesn't know.

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Yeah I know lol.

This is around where I gave up on the books. I know who they were, but the Red Wedding is just a crappy plot point and I hope they write it out

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This is around where I gave up on the books.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

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meh. they just

got really gay after that. The story doesn't exist, and it just drags on forever. I've read all five, just far less voraciously than when I first started reading them

alot of books are like that, because the author spends most of hist time building and creating the world, and characters.
it takes them years before they get the first book out the door, but the others follow afterwards with far less polish.

Just started the fifth book yesterday, have been a fan of them so far. Not even close to as good as the Wheel of Time series, but still worth a read in my opinion.

The two burnt bodies weren't actually the boys were they?? They were just the farmer's kids or something like that right? To make Winterfell obidient?

thats my guess tbh

I love how shit is hitting the fan for everyone at the moment, it's impossible to tell who will be able to come out on top

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The two burnt bodies weren't actually the boys were they?? They were just the farmer's kids or something like that right? To make Winterfell obidient?

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Yeah.

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alot of books are like that, because the author spends most of hist time building and creating the world, and characters.
it takes them years before they get the first book out the door, but the others follow afterwards with far less polish.

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Well, I more mean that I have read 5 books, with no conclusive ending in sight. I'm not a big fan of that style of writing.

Isn't that what makes this so awesome? You can't predict the ending because the plot is so dynamic. I don't think I've read anything like that other than The Walking Dead.

Yup, you're definitely going to hell:

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I still don't know how that made it to the top of /r/gameofthrones. It's not even funny.

Idk, I thought it was kinda funny.

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I know who they were, but the Red Wedding is just a crappy plot point and I hope they write it out

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It may be rageworthy, but I really wouldn't call it a crappy plotpoint. If anything, it was the completely predictable result of Robb leading with his dick, not his brain. It effectively ends the war, allowing the plot to move forward from the clusterfuck that is the War of the 5 Kings. I actually really like that they've introduced Jeyne in season 2, so we really get to see Robb being an idiot over time, rather than him just showing up with her at his side and being like "hurr, sorry, I had to do the honorable thing"

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It may be rageworthy, but I really wouldn't call it a crappy plotpoint. If anything, it was the completely predictable result of Robb leading with his dick, not his brain. It effectively ends the war, allowing the plot to move forward from the clusterfuck that is the War of the 5 Kings. I actually really like that they've introduced Jeyne in season 2, so we really get to see Robb being an idiot over time, rather than him just showing up with her at his side and being like "hurr, sorry, I had to do the honorable thing"

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I agree, but I still don't like it.

also:
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Battle of Blackwater Bay:



Get ready to soil your undergarments, ladies.

spoiler alert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgfPYetWWJw

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I still don't know how that made it to the top of /r/gameofthrones. It's not even funny.

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That's easy. Reddit has the worst sense of humor in the internet.

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That's easy. Reddit has the worst sense of humor in the internet.

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Na, it's just /r/gameofthrones. They are the worst kind of vultures. You say ANYTHING they don't like (it doesn't even have to be bad) and they will downvote you into oblivion for no reason. Most other sub-reddits don't do that.

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Na, it's just /r/gameofthrones. They are the worst kind of vultures. You say ANYTHING they don't like (it doesn't even have to be bad) and they will downvote you into oblivion for no reason. Most other sub-reddits don't do that.

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Actually, that sounded a lot like this website before the rep system was abolished.

I miss the rep system :headshake:

It's starting to kick off :D:D

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I miss the rep system :headshake:

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Now that everyone isn't at each other's throats, I think we should bring it back...you know, just to prolong this mundane existence.

When you play the Game of Rep, you win or you neg. There is no middle ground.

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When you play the Game of Rep, you win or you neg. There is no middle ground.

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Damn it hooded why don't you post more! LMAO!

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Is this going to be the season finale?

yessir. how are they going to portray a whole siege with just one episode? :(

Nope, there are two more. They miscounted last week and said there were only two left. Said the same thing this week. I've read the books, I think I know how they've structured things.

Looks like you're right: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...n_2_.282012.29

Wow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyjto...layer_embedded

That's the kind of shit I want to learn how to do... Can never find any decent tutorials for that stuff though.

why nothing on the storm cloaks this episode........

i bet they'll do something huge as a cliff hanger.

The Storm Cloaks aren't that big a part of the story, believe it or not.

but, but they're coo.

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The Storm Cloaks aren't that big a part of the story, believe it or not.

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The stormcloaks are important because they've got the 2 hottest characters in the show (not counting rob stark obv)

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Now that's a cuddle I want in on.

n00b is on fire today

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The stormcloaks are important because....

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THE STORMCLOAKS?!?!! ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY TALOS!!!!!! NOOOOORRRRRRRDSSSSSS!

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THE STORMCLOAKS?!?!! ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY TALOS!!!!!! NOOOOORRRRRRRDSSSSSS!

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Lol I know

Storm CROWS people lol

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Lol I know

Storm CROWS people lol

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FUCK! I knew there was something weird about calling them cloaks instead of crows. Fucking Gold cloaks shitting up our memories.

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Kill it with fire":

(watch S02E09, first)

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Their reaction...for real:

I'm glad I read the book or that episode would have me going wtf wtf wtf wtf near the end.

I found the ending for the episode rather abrupt. I felt like there was something more coming and then BAM, end credits. It also feels stupid that the entire battle took place in a single episode. The epic battle on the river. Where was it? :gonk:

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I'm glad I read the book or that episode would have me going wtf wtf wtf wtf near the end.

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I havent read the books, and I can only guess what happened, then again theres a few scenes that are confusing and really only wild guesses would fill in the blanks.

Fantastic episode though.

By the way, theres tons of vidfx tutorials online :D

If the Imps dead i'll be pissed.

Tyrion is the man. Great episode.

Tyrion noooooo

In the books he actually gets most of his nose sliced off in that scene. The series directors have seemingly made the right decision to not spend the time and money on the makeup and facial green-screening that would be required for that effect, as he's still alive as of the latest book.

Spoilers. Oh well, I'm just finishing a Feast for Crows and nothing has been said of him for much of the book so I just assumed he was still alive :P

Pretty meh episode.

Why was the queen about to kill her kid (and only that one)?
How did the defenders not notice half an invasion force was missing?
Why did the lanisters randomly pop up at the end?
Why was sir fagalot with the lanisters?
Why did they just write off Geofry?
What happened to Stanis?
Why does 2face give a fuck about the bleeding ginger and want to take her home?
Where the fuck has little finger been lately?
WHAT HAPPENED TO JOHN SNOW?!?!?!

*1 of the queens kids was taken away to be married off to another family earlier, so it was just him and geofry.
*what do you mean half an invading force was missing......
*they didnt randomly pop up, they left castle black at a forced march to make it to the capital to defend it.
*Do you mean the kid who was running around with geofry? he IS a lanister. the other guy was with the other baratheon, this is the guy who was sleeping with the queen.
*Geofry's alive an in his bedroom.
*stanis was captured
*2 face resents the king for him being a complete dick and is scared of fire. so his head is now forfeit for deserting, and to give them a big fuck you he'll take sansa with him
*little fingers been master baiting (no f'in idea where he is tbh) (also he's scared of the queen because he reveled he knows the kids are bastards)
*john snow is next episodes cliff hanger.


Where you on drugs this episode or havn't you been paying attention.

Also he likes Sansa, not sexually, but in the way some older people enjoy other people's kids. She's sweet, and even though she won't look at him she's respectful of him. So he doesn't want to see her get hurt by the Lannisters.

n00b have you seen the whole show?

Pretty sure he means Loras Tyrell when he says sir fagalot. That is who removed his helm as he entered the throne room near the end of the episode. Have not really been watching every episode, have just read the books, just caught an episode every now and then, so not sure how much you guys are supposed to know yet.

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*1 of the queens kids was taken away to be married off to another family earlier, so it was just him and geofry.
*what do you mean half an invading force was missing......
*they didnt randomly pop up, they left castle black at a forced march to make it to the capital to defend it.
*Do you mean the kid who was running around with geofry? he IS a lanister. the other guy was with the other baratheon, this is the guy who was sleeping with the queen.
*Geofry's alive an in his bedroom.
*stanis was captured
*2 face resents the king for him being a complete dick and is scared of fire. so his head is now forfeit for deserting, and to give them a big fuck you he'll take sansa with him
*little fingers been master baiting (no f'in idea where he is tbh) (also he's scared of the queen because he reveled he knows the kids are bastards)
*john snow is next episodes cliff hanger.

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Just a few corrections:

1. Everything Cersei Lannister does, she does for her children. She loves them more than anything else and will do anything to protect them from the world. Since Myrcella got shipped off to Dorne and Joffrey could not return to the Throne room to be called a coward for running to his mother, only Tommen was left to her. The sounds of the battle outside the throne room made her think Stannis was there to kill them all. She wouldn't allow her child to be brutally murdered in the same way that Elia of Dorne (Rhaegar Targaryen's wife) and her children were killed when the Lannisters sacked King's Landing for Robert Baratheon 16 years earlier. She would rather poison him and herself for a reasonably painless death.

2. Salladhor Saan, the mercenary pirate and his ships stayed out of Blackwater Bay to guard the rear against flanking fleets. That's why we didn't see them.

3. Tywin Lannister was previously at Harrenhal, not Castle Black lol. Castle Black is the main fortress for the Knight's Watch. The Tyrells decided that they would help the Lannisters destroy Stannis' forces because they would most likely benefit greatly from it while proving their allegiance to Joffrey. Once the forces were combined they crushed the invaders.

4. Sir Fagalot is Ser Loras Tyrell. He is a fag because he prances around like a hormonal bitch and he was Renly's lover. Remember how I mentioned the Tyrell's switched sides? Well Loras took Renly's armour and wore it while killing Stannis' troops to make it seem like he was Renly's "ghost".

5. Stannis was not captured. He escapes back to his remaining ships and retreats to Dragonstone. This isn't show in the TV show, though.

6. Don't be fooled. Petyr Baelish is afraid of nobody. If he looks afraid it's just a show to make his enemies think he is. The Queen already knows a bunch of people know about her and Jaime. Stannis' openly proclaimed it to the world (sent ravens to every place in Westeros) and then went to war against the Lannisters. Renly did the same.

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Also he likes Sansa, not sexually, but in the way some older people enjoy other people's kids. She's sweet, and even though she won't look at him she's respectful of him. So he doesn't want to see her get hurt by the Lannisters.

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I'd say that's half of it, but in the books he forced her to kiss him on the lips/mouth before he left. Later on in A Storm of Swords, he says that he should have just fucked Sansa's cunt bloody. I dunno if that was just a threat or something, though. I think it was just a threat.

I think it was more of a threat thing. He doesn't seem the type to want that kind of thing.

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I think it was more of a threat thing. He doesn't seem the type to want that kind of thing.

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Yeah he was pretty drunk too. He could have done it so easily if he wanted to.

LOL. Stannis' GMail account. (read downwards)

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rofl

Lol. PETA. LOL.

I've been told there is a gratuitous amount of gay sex in this show alongside the regular sex. Friend showed me the recent episode and I fucking loved it.

Gay sex? I have yet to see any.

Unless you mean those two ladies-of-the-night doing each other in front of that guy obsessed with that one woman....that was a hot scene.

I believe he's talking about Renly, who is tres homo. You see him in bed with (I shit you not) the Knight of the Flowers, but I don't recall them ever showing them getting it on.

Exactly.

THE I HAVE BEEN LIED TO.

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Basically every part of that episode about Daenerys and everything North of the wall.

is it out?

yeah

Finished watching it just now. Win! The Crows are gonna get fist-fucked! Get it? ha.

Oh, and...

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got a good link? pm me

xCrazy0328x hasn't upped it yet :(

Your sources are inferior :allears:

from what i've heard about the books, he keeps introducing more and more characters making the plot more and more twisted, but rarely actually ends some.

Um, that was probably the worst finale to a tv show I have ever seen. It was so boring.

Also, I totally called that ending.

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from what i've heard about the books, he keeps introducing more and more characters making the plot more and more twisted, but rarely actually ends some.

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Many of the characters are just to provide information about a certain are of the world where better known characters will eventually end up.

XSpeeds takes a bit longer than most torrent sites (including private trackers), but once its up you don't spend forever downloading it. I think the initial seeder has some ridiculous fast internet, I'm not sure. Freelancer would know.

What do you mean it takes a bit longer than most sites? XSpeeds only releases quality scene releases, so they need to be validated first. And yeah, all the initial seeders are web seeders so they're crazy fast.

For the past 4 weeks I have been checking between demonoid and xspeeds for GoT torrents of the latest episodes. Usually 3-4 of them are up on demonoid by 10:30PM EST, but most of the time their seeders are few and slow, even if their torrents are legit. Xspeeds doesn't show up for over an hour, but when it does you can bet your ass you'll get it a hundred times faster than any GoT torrent on demonoid.

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I don't think I've yet to hear a simpler or more profound description of the show than "Daenerys Targaryen likes Dragons!"

lol

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NYAIGEL THOHRBURREH!!!

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episode sucked, series is already getting too convoluted. They need to slow it down and give it more depth isntead of "JON SNOW FIGHTS FRIEND, JON KILLS FRIEND, WILDLINGS LIKE JON MORE, JON IS GOING TO SEE THE KING NEXT EPISODE, THE END" for each subplot.

the third series has started?

nope?

This show owns, fuck you. I'm going to murder you in real life. Post your address please.