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Lol wow, please don't send me anything else bacy
So yeah, I suck at puns.Quote:
[00:30] Jason: I see Gabe is still drawing octopus teeth
[00:31] Ollie: Say what you want about the art
[00:31] Ollie: Penny-Arcade is the one webcomic I know that updates every day it's supposed to
[00:31] Ollie: and is funny over 2/3 of the time
[00:31] Ollie: Even XKCD can't manage the second these days
[00:31] Jason: wait wait wait
[00:32] Jason: squid nose
[00:32] Jason: octopus teeth
[00:32] Ollie: that would be the saying what you want part.
[00:32] Jason: no
[00:32] Jason: but
[00:32] Jason: they're both mollusks
[00:32] Jason: GABE IS SECRETLY PROMOTING THE MOLLUSK AGENDA
[00:33] Ollie: I think you need to clam up.
[00:34] Jason: oh yeah? well... you... hate scalloped potatoes!
[00:34] Ollie: ....touche.
[00:35] Ollie: there's no need for us to slug it out
[00:35] Ollie: I wouldn't want either of us to have to use our mussels
[00:35] Ollie: Conch we just agree to disagree?
[00:36] Jason: quit it before i hammer a snail into your skull
[00:36] Ollie: tusk, tusk.
[00:37] Jason: stop being a cuttelfish and fight me!
[00:37] Ollie: you need to stop reaching so far for your puns or you'll go limpet.
[00:38] Jason: it's hard not to, what with you quahogging all the good mollusks and all
[00:38] Ollie: Ah, bologna.
[00:38] Ollie: (say it out loud)
[00:39] Jason: i don't get what you mean, but you should stop speaking befire you make an anemone out of me
[00:39] Jason: *befoer
[00:39] Jason: *before
[00:39] Ollie: HAHAHA!
[00:39] Ollie: I win
[00:39] Ollie: Not a mollusk!
[00:40] Jason: CURSES
[00:40] Jason: You may have won the battle, but I'll brush up on my marine biology before our next encounter!
[00:42] Ollie: And your pun skills
dats alot of money :oQuote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
bro, I can get flights down to brizzy (1000K ~ half the length of the state) for <$100 if I book well in advance. Shouldn't be more then another $50 to get into northern NSW somewhere you can get me.
:o
i was thinking more like 300-400 by the time you get back O___o
This was just too golden to pass up.
In response to this video of Oilers (best team) fans singing O Canada (best anthem):
...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cford10886
wtf this should not happen :tinfoil:Quote:
Terrence says:
*zilla
*sexy
*babe
*ho
*slut
*faggot
*cunt
*dick
*douche
*baby
*<3
bodzilla says:
*hello
*wut
Terrence says:
*teh female
*she is behind me
*on teh bed
*wtf
bodzilla says:
*go show her your ENOURMOUS
*chin
Terrence says:
*she is lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*heh
*sup babe
Terrence says:
*she says teh roof
bodzilla says:
*whats the slu--- gorgous womens name?
Terrence says:
*this is a gf brosef, not one of your fuckbuddies
*also, stacey
bodzilla says:
*wut
*also stacey
*harro
Terrence says:
*she says hello
bodzilla says:
*dis is shitty wok. wut u leik
Terrence says:
*(she keeps kisising my next wtf do i do)
*more lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*harro? ow bout teh schitty beef
Terrence says:
*apparently she doesn't want shitty chicken of flied lice, do you sell anything else?
*she dosn't want the beef either
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*i av she schitty sreemp
Terrence says:
*apparently she doesn't want shitty anything
*(why is she with me :S)
bodzilla says:
*tell her o hurry up and stick it in teh pooper
*heh.
Terrence says:
*there was XD'ing and "lovely"
*(i've been waiting for you to say that :v:)
bodzilla says:
*also
*QUICK
*BITE TERRANCES NECK
*IT MAKES HIM DO THIS
*X___X
*then i fap
*enjoyable by all
*:D
Terrence says:
*(done)
*(bye)
bodzilla says:
*wut.
*explin urself meister
Terrence says:
*bye~
bodzilla says:
*WUT
*THIS IS BULLSHIT
*F
*i'm singing atm
*i'll get inside you
Terrence says:
*sorry, still busy
bodzilla says:
*oh i c
*your getting inside her
*: jiggy wit it:
*WHY YOU TALING TO ME
*FOO
*FFFF STACEY
*I"LL SHOW YOU what a real mans like
*heh
*one that spends fridays alone singing and drinking bourboon D:
Terrence says:
*she hates bourbon
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*WHAT ABOUT BOURBOON BREATH?
*it's the shit
*of win
*how can she say such unbelievable things
*man
*dump dat beach
*afte you pwn teh pooper
*heh.
Terrence says:
*she just saw a pic of you
*apparently you have funny lips
bodzilla says:
*all the more for sucking dic--- nipples
*nom nom nom
*nom nom nom
*cant get enough of it
*with the Fuck buddy
Terrence says:
*oh she loves you bro
bodzilla says:
*i'd mung on that shit for like
*30 minutes
Terrence says:
*the une who ditched you?
bodzilla says:
*nom nom nom
*the one who got the wrong impression
*that one.
Terrence says:
*what impression is there to get
*you wanted sex
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*i dont understand man
*i went for the skankiest how
*with a BAD history
*and she was like confused
*she aint no lady brosef
*lol
*OI STACEY
*BEFORE YOU GET WRONG IMPRESSION I AM NOT A USER AND ABUSER
*k bro
Terrence says:
*am lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*just so where coo
*also
Terrence says:
*and she's feeling my manttities
bodzilla says:
*nice bewbz
*nom nom nom
*EFFRRGgg
*those tits where yours
*WHAT THE FUCK
*FF
*ERRGGghhh
*asfhsjfhsfjh
Terrence says:
*dude
*loooool
*>_>
bodzilla says:
*<_<
*indeed
*lets never speak of this again
Terrence says:
*deal
bodzilla says:
*harro stacey
Terrence says:
*she's busy bro stfu
bodzilla says:
*oh dude
*shes gunna pwn you in the pooper
*i bet shes got a mean streek
*you gunna be the bitch here
*bro
*heh
*STICK IT IT HIS POOPER!
*DO IT!111
*For JUSTICE
*heh
*your a fucking slave n00b
*my rofl's are peaking at 99%
*also
*good thing i set up some cameras in your room
*heh
it will always happen number 2.
:lmao:Quote:
IQ 153 here.
I hate my life. But I hate yours more.
:lmao: Me and Donut have too much fun.Quote:
ant: lol
=Σ= krapfen: i have a battle anthem
tvtyrant: A battle anthem?
=Σ= krapfen: yes
tvtyrant: What do you mean?
=Σ= krapfen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyx7u...eature=related
=Σ= krapfen: my battle anthem
=Σ= krapfen: its automatically scripted to play when i get into an epic battle
=Σ= krapfen: not random encounters
=Σ= krapfen: im talking epic battles
=Σ= krapfen: like
=Σ= krapfen: iv got my robe on with my rose-engraved katana
=Σ= krapfen: with the red metal on it
=Σ= krapfen: yeah
=Σ= krapfen: lol
tvtyrant: Lulz
tvtyrant: In Halo CE?
=Σ= krapfen: no
=Σ= krapfen: in RL
=Σ= krapfen: :O
tvtyrant: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
bodzilla says:
*oh before i go
*just sent ross a Txt mesg
*he said not to call him after 9pm
*"yo ro ross im sending you a message at 9:15.
*you mad?
*it's really fucking cold. call ya tomorrow. thinking of you. sweet dreams my sweetheart
*heh
*also
*night 4 rael
*wait
*he wrote back
*"fuckign enraged"
*that jstu made my night
I think this counts as quotes, sort of.
A list of ancient pompeiian graffiti
II.2.3 (Bar of Athictus; right of the door); 8442: I screwed the barmaidQuote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
I like where this is going.
.Quote:
Posted by: Phoenix1330
yes all the raid for killing the bugsQuote:
Posted by: metkiller joe
Think of these super complex AI's computers as a huge RAID array. If you destroy a bit of it, it will still function with limited ability and duration.Quote:
Posted by: Forge Fan92
The Superintendent has gone rampant! All of these transmissions..... what does it mean? "Keep it clean" he says. Over and over and over again. He needs repair!
It probably won't cause the AI to become rampant but probably start spewing none-sense.
This is why you don't talk about real-world things to Halo fans. :downs:
oh dearQuote:
iAtty (1:35:45 PM): hey wait
iAtty (1:35:47 PM): what happended to freelancer
iAtty (1:35:52 PM): i'm too lazy to read that thread
iAtty (1:35:56 PM): it's full of too much faggotry
teh rossmum (1:35:58 PM): read it
teh rossmum (1:36:01 PM): do it
iAtty (1:36:14 PM): suck my dick, it's been known to stave off dehydration
He's telling the truth :q:
Thread:
"Manly things for men with huge penis's (your penis must be this long 8---------D to post)"
Dont look now but your impotence is showing :ssh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Atty
heh.
faggotQuote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
Quote:
DSalimander: <|8^{D
GwuntWarmer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
GwuntWarmer: FUCKING FAGGOTRY
DSalimander: lies
GwuntWarmer: WITH FUCKING INTERNET EMOTIONS
GwuntWarmer: FFFFFFFFFF
DSalimander: 8======================================|
<==============================================
GwuntWarmer: REAL MEN THRUST THERE MANHOOD INTO THE FUCKING COMPUTER TO EXPRESS EMOTION OVER THE INTERNET
DSalimander: :D
DSalimander: roflmfao
FUCK YHEA GUIS
.Quote:
TacoFloyd 'ᴥ': i love your attitude
DooLoogooloo™: its married
Genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dude on Facebook commenting about the rumor of a V6 Corvette
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*I love you :-3
Terrence says:
*i know
*:hansolo:
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*fail
Terrence says:
*sure thing leia
She hates Starwars :smugsome:
:gonk:Quote:
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: i have freak ass dreams.
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: That don't make any sense whatsoever.
Grim [ultama]: i can tell :U
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: lol
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: Simpsons Fabric Sex doll...
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: uh
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: that was a wet dream...
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: :(
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: And it was bad.
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: a bad bad drema
Grim [ultama]: WAT
Knight-Hart [Sexy]: i started raping this sex toy, and it was yello and had a cartoon face, so I remembered it as the simspons.
nuke it from orbit.
That's sexytime for ya.
Code:[14:51] Arbiter Lεзт: damn im stupid
[14:51] Arbiter Lεзт: i tried to connect on xbl
[14:51] Arbiter Lεзт: for like 10 minutes
[14:52] Arbiter Lεзт: and there was a news bulletin saying xbl will be down today
[14:52] [ASP]VP Spartan-094: hurrrrrr
We're fun.Quote:
JeanLuc 761 (1:47:47 PM): Why don't we remove steak knives from the house too
JeanLuc 761 (1:47:48 PM): :p
"Snafubar" (1:47:56 PM): we should
"Snafubar" (1:48:00 PM): women use them to remove penises!
JeanLuc 761 (1:48:04 PM): ._.
"Snafubar" (1:48:07 PM): FUCK YOU LORENA BOBBIT
"Snafubar" (1:48:15 PM): CHANGE YOUR LAST NAME TO CHOPIT
JeanLuc 761 (1:48:33 PM): Nah, you're thinking of a wedding ring.
JeanLuc 761 (1:48:36 PM): OH
"Snafubar" (1:48:39 PM): oh
"Snafubar" (1:48:39 PM): oh
"Snafubar" (1:48:40 PM): oh
"Snafubar" (1:48:42 PM): oh
"Snafubar" (1:48:44 PM): ohhhhhh
"Snafubar" (1:48:46 PM): DAMN!
JeanLuc 761 (1:48:51 PM): o/
"Snafubar" (1:49:27 PM): no
"Snafubar" (1:49:30 PM): \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\o
"Snafubar" (1:49:33 PM): is more like it
'twas all in jest.Quote:
(12:35:05 AM) Rob Oplawar: well, I'm personally a scientologist
(12:35:16 AM) Rob Oplawar: that's the only religion that makes sense to me
(12:35:23 AM) Rob Oplawar: and it's been really good to me
(12:35:32 AM) Kevin Lange: I'M A CLOSET ANON
(12:36:12 AM) Kevin Lange: Where's my suit and Guy Fawkes mask...
(12:36:18 AM) Kevin Lange: And what's your current address?
Quote:
(11:50:08 PM) paperr10t: think we should go baby killing tonight
(11:50:22 PM) Travis: yes it is proper
(11:50:24 PM) paperr10t: its a good night to eat a baby's insides
(11:50:25 PM) Travis: and heh
(11:50:32 PM) Travis: i am gonna kill about a billion of them later
(11:50:54 PM) paperr10t: sweet... can i wa- wow... just got that
(11:51:02 PM) paperr10t: u sick fuck
(11:52:22 PM) paperr10t: are u killing them now?
(11:52:23 PM) paperr10t: lol
(11:54:17 PM) Travis: in a few seconds
(11:54:17 PM) Travis: haha
(11:54:18 PM) Travis: naw
(11:54:19 PM) Travis: jk
(11:54:26 PM) Travis: bout to kill some black babies in a second
In case you are like paper and didn't get it, I have to take a shit.
Thats a lowzy way of saying it.
"i'm off to drop the kids off at the pool" is much more Manly.
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(8:52:11 PM) Thrasher Alpha: Brb.
(8:52:22 PM) Thrasher Alpha: I gota look for white people.
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(10:29:41 PM) Don: 6GB in total
(10:29:48 PM) Don: two 2GBs and two 1GBs
(10:29:53 PM) Mark: (mouth drops on model-m)
(10:29:57 PM) Don: lawl
(10:30:06 PM) Don: yeah.. foreclosed house, she says, they just tossed everything
(10:30:21 PM) Don: and she was nice enough to actually stop and pick up all the relevant stuff and mail it to me
(10:30:27 PM) Mark: http://procesador.files.wordpress.co.../04/ffuuuu.jpg
(10:30:34 PM) Don: haha
(10:30:46 PM) Mark: christ....
(10:30:54 PM) Mark: I could run 3ds max x64...
(10:30:57 PM) Mark: :D
(10:30:57 PM) Don: HAHA
(10:31:04 PM) Don: that seriously made me laugh
beer slogans own
Quote:
Spitfire Beer: Downed all over Kent, just like the Luftwaffe.
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got this mysterious message today. troll? bot? friend messing with me? confused person whose brother really committed suicide? i have no idea. he just sent the one message.Quote:
(05:05:55 PM) CloggedCoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for. My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother's terrible parenting.
e:
I took a stab in the dark- mass was my best guess for somebody sending me a message like that. hey, you just need to be right some of the time for stupid people to think you're psychic.Quote:
(05:05:55 PM) CloggedCoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for. My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother's terrible parenting.
(05:06:41 PM) roboplawar: hey mass
(05:06:51 PM) roboplawar: sup
(05:10:08 PM) roboplawar: we don't speak for months and this is how you treat me?
(05:10:35 PM) roboplawar: it's not my fault your mom's a bitch
(05:18:06 PM) roboplawar: fine, be that way, asshole
(05:46:55 PM) CloggedCoho: I have no idea who you are - and the name is not one I have talked to
(05:47:07 PM) roboplawar: so why are you messaging me?
(05:47:12 PM) roboplawar: (05:05:55 PM) CloggedCoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for. My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother's terrible parenting.
(05:47:59 PM) CloggedCoho: You contacted me ooff list - g bye
(05:48:36 PM) roboplawar: kk, fun talking to ya
Anyways, what a weird thing.
ee: People with AIM, I now invite you to troll this kid. D:
So let me get this straight, you get full mod and you decide to run around posting "post"?Quote:
Originally Posted by CN3089
Exam get on Steam, we need to start visualizing our plan for the modacity mod coupe
I ain't startin' no coup brah.Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
PS coupe is a car, coup is what you were thinking of.
you are so getting an infraction for that >:(
you lowly section mods can't give infractions
~owned~
You can't infract what you're not allowed to infract :iamafag:
PS, Ross, Offtopic section mods still have the biggest pool of users (out of all section mods) upon which to practice theirreign of terrorsane, just moderation :downs:
fuckin thieving yanks, don't you guys have some bastardised version of god save the queen tooQuote:
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: wow this is wrong
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: a guy uploaded pomp and circumstance to youtube
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: and like
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: ALL the comments
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: are american schoolkids/uni grads going on with WOOO CLASS OF ___ bullshit
12:08 AM - you spail at felling.: you fuckin retards, it's a british patriotic song, take that shit elsewhere
12:09 AM - you spail at felling.: or did they not notice the whole audience bursting into LAAAND OF HOPE AND GLOOOORY during the chorus
12:09 AM - you spail at felling.: jesus h
make up your own patriotic songs once in a while, fuck
*listens to nimrod, tries to think pure thoughts of big ben and spitfires and countryside pubs* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THIS ONE
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: just heard a joke
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: "how many frenchmen does it take to defend paris?"
you spail at felling.: one to hold the white flag?
you spail at felling.: lmao
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: "it's never been done"
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i pissed myself laughing
you spail at felling.: shortest book in the library?
you spail at felling.: french war heroes, a front and back cover
Rofl
you missed the only thing the french should be allowed to host, an invasion
Poor Love deluxe
what ever happened to that kid?
did he even migrate from gbx with the rest of us?
he was here for a while.
http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...328#post414328
He posted in there not too long ago.
Why would we want to save the queen when we could just Rob The Prez-O-Dent?Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
Gwunt~: stfu
Henchmen #21: what?
Henchmen #21: im agreeing with you
Henchmen #21: you are funny
Henchmen #21: :)
Gwunt~: so
Gwunt~: stfu
Henchmen #21: :)
Henchmen #21: ok
Henchmen #21: sure thing funny guy
Henchmen #21: can i call you that from now on?
Gwunt~: u sucks
Gwunt~: seriously
Gwunt~: I want to edit my posts now
Henchmen #21: aww dont be a party pooper funny guy
Henchmen #21: you're supposed to be funny!!
Henchmen #21: :(
Gwunt~: fuck you
Gwunt~: and your internet sarcas
Gwunt~: m
Henchmen #21: this is so ogin to quotes section
Gwunt~: I knew it
Gwunt~: hi modacity!
Henchmen #21: but
Henchmen #21: im going to make my own thread about it
Henchmen #21: and itll be in the tech center
Henchmen #21: so everyone will hate us
Gwunt~: do it
This isnt tech :mech:
----
Henchmen #21: http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/n...tled-4copy.png
Henchmen #21: bam
Henchmen #21: insta babe magnet
Gwunt~: shes going to break up with you becuase of that
Henchmen #21: she'll do anything to me when im like "i painted this from the soul, I love you"
Gwunt~: its like naming a cow after her
Gwunt~: good intentions
Gwunt~: but fucking failed
Henchmen #21: why?
Henchmen #21: :)
Gwunt~: it looks terrible your a terrible painter
Gwunt~: jk
Gwunt~: its obviously your grilfriend that looks bad
Gwunt~: not jk
Henchmen #21: :|
Gwunt~: jk
Gwunt~: not really
Gwunt~: yes
Henchmen #21: thats what i thought
Gwunt~: no
Gwunt~: what
Henchmen #21: what?
Henchmen #21: fuck you
Henchmen #21: :(
Gwunt~: :)....
BORING BLAH BLAH BLAH
....Henchmen #21: i named it tayla
Gwunt~: tayla
Gwunt~: name it cls
Gwunt~: name your babey
Gwunt~: cls
Henchmen #21: oh god
Henchmen #21: sounds like a drug
Henchmen #21: "eyyyy holmes, want some of the lil grunt...y'kno...the cls!?!?
Henchmen #21: "eyy sure gee!!1 pop me up some o dat cls...mmm boi!!
Gwunt~: making a drug out of my basement called that
Henchmen #21: lol
Henchmen #21: whats it going to be made of?
Gwunt~: im going to get fermented mountain dew gamer fuel
Gwunt~: like masterz
Henchmen #21: funniness and hilarious combos that you make that everybody lovees?!
Gwunt~: your a faggot
Henchmen #21: lol
Henchmen #21: the painting above ays otherwise
Henchmen #21: :)
Gwunt~: looks like a dude
Gwunt~: ohhh shizzle
Gwunt~: +1 grunt
Henchmen #21: :0
Henchmen #21: youre funny dude
Henchmen #21: your jokes always get to me
Henchmen #21: :)
Gwunt~: STOP IT
Henchmen #21: hahahahahaha
Gwunt~: FFFFFF
Henchmen #21: kyrptonite!!
Henchmen #21: bitch!
Gwunt~: its like fucking jedi mind trick shit
ExAm edit: EDIT BUTTON
Oh fuck you, editing the chats like a scrub, if i remember I burnt you after that insult to my girl by saying:
Henchmen #21: Hahaha you're funny
Henchmen #21: Youre jokes always get to me funny guy!!!
Gwunt~: :(
Gwunt~: Stop that!!!
Gwunt~: Fuck you!!!
Henchmen #21: ahahahah
Gwunt~: faggot!!!
Gwunt~: fuck you and your sarcasm
edit:Henchmen #21: >:0
Henchmen #21: editing chats
Henchmen #21: douche
Gwunt~: so much better
bullshit you obviously edited that.
Right funny guy. :)
:PQuote:
Originally Posted by Convo with Masterz1337 on MSN
[18:54] <~Veegie> just put chicken in enchilada sauce
[18:54] <~Veegie> ye
[18:54] <+GTAF> Yeah well I just dipped my dick in tomato sauce.
[18:54] <~Veegie> That's pretty cool man
oh, dem fukken game artists
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Originally Posted by Racer445
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Originally Posted by harry
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Originally Posted by Kaskad
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teh rossmum (1:51:05 PM): shit napkin got good
teh rossmum (1:51:05 PM): like
teh rossmum (1:51:07 PM): really good
teh rossmum (1:51:09 PM): and really fast
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:29 PM): bitches look out, i got my green name, only trace left is gonna be some stains
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:34 PM): yeah seriously
teh rossmum (1:52:13 PM): lol stains
teh rossmum (1:52:16 PM): unlike atty
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:18 PM): work shit quick like an aggressive napkin while you go get your brain treated with klonapin
teh rossmum (1:52:39 PM): the fuck how do you do that
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:11 PM): thats what bitches say when i pull the switch hitter, leavin block full of bitches bitter
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:21 PM): one hitter quitter clitt tickler
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:39 PM): haha
PharoaheZephyrus (1:54:24 PM): and atty don't leave no stains, he's squirtin water, keep him the fuck away from your 12 year old daughter
PharoaheZephyrus (1:55:02 PM): shootin no seeds but he'll do the deed with the first offer
[20:24] The Real Ziz Lady: so i just realized i have a problem with alcohol
[20:25] Dyl: lol
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: i just went to pour a bourbon on the table
[20:25] Dyl: dont we all
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: spilt some
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: and was like
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: Fuck
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: so i went to lick it up
[20:25] Dyl: good man
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: then a thought accured to me
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: "you know what, thats straight bourbon
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: it's strong
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: you should pour COKE ON IT FIRST
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: THEN LICK IT UP"
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: just as i reached for the fridge
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: i went
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: wait........
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: thats a fucking shit idea
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: brb
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: Licking tables
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: it burns
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: but fuck me it's good
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: back
[20:26] Dyl: lol
God i love my family, where all as bad as each other
<3
harry does it again
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(Intro Sketch)
(ambient sounds of guys at a computer, laughing between sentences as if high)
Guy #1 (spoken): Yo man yo shadows aren't fuckin strong y'all needa give that muthafucka some game, nigga
Guy #2 (spoken): Aw shit man you aint playin I'll pump that shit up some
(sound of click+dragging repeatedly)
Guy #1 (spoken): What i tell you homeboy that shit's sizzlin' now nigga
(sound of door being busted open, guy #1 and #2 startled)
Racer (spoken): Well what in the motherfuck might this be?
Guy #2 (spoken): Oh fuck, oh shit, racer man, i swear, this nigga made me do it, i 'ient do nothin i swear race man please man
Racer (spoken): You oughtta shut yo ass up before i lodge my fuckin foot in it mothafucka
Harry (spoken): Aw man wait til Special K hears about this shit man
Kaskad (spoken): And what... the fuck... do we have here ladies and gentlemen?
Guy #2 (spoken): Racer please man, i swear
(Kaskad cocks a pistol)
Kaskad (spoken): You care to explain this shit to me mothafucka? What's goin on there with yo shadows here.
Guy #2 (spoken): I's just tryin to bring out the lighting more man i swear it didnt seem like enough
Harry (spoken): DIDN'T... SEEM... LIKE ENOUGH did it?
Racer (spoken): You realise this shit gets darker and darker and eventually...
Kaskad (spoken): It can't get any darker... It's fuckin' sub black you honkey ass cracka mothafucka
Harry (spoken): What you got here, is a wide range of blacks being represented as one single colour... All the same... You know what we do to racist mothafuckin honkey ass niggas who think blacks are all the fuckin' same?
(guy #1 and #2 scream in terror and gunshots ring out)
(what did i just read)
Malcolm says: hey, you're fat.
Corbin says: well theres no need to say it like that
Malcolm says: well sugar coating it won't help your problem.
Corbin says: oh, oh fuck you.
Malcolm says: get it? GET IT? HAHA, FATTY. SWEET ENCOURAGING WORDS ONLY MAKE YOU FATTER.
you know what, I'm going to murder him.
:downs:Quote:
(04:47:45 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: God=kornman00.
(04:47:52 PM) roboplawar: haha
(04:48:05 PM) roboplawar: so true
And I'd rather not argue with God over whether it should be <killer lookupKey="hash"> or <killer key="hash"> though I prefer the latter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
[04:17] English Mobster: where do deleted threads go, exactly? when i click on one, all i get is a message that says that i dont have access to this part of the forums
[04:17] English Mobster: or does it just dissapear?
[04:18] The Real Ziz Lady: we sell them to terrorists
[04:18] The Real Ziz Lady: and make a killing
This quote comes in two parts.
(LINK IS WORK SAFE AND MIND SAFE DESPITE THE WEBSITE IT LINKS TO)
So I was telling Selentic about that, he throws me this link back along with MP3 readings of fucked up TF2 fanfics to stop me from rolling Medic or Soldier as well as Heavy:Quote:
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: http://d.furaffinity.net/art/jodimes...t_tf2heavy.jpg
[03:51] Muki: Mango says you're going to cry
[03:52] p0lar_bear: furries ruin everything
[03:52] p0lar_bear: god damn it
Quote:
#24 gets killed.Quote:
Originally Posted by sKc_Chains
additionally,Quote:
4:46 PM - Nightlife: airport security is laughable
4:46 PM - Nightlife: so I was on a holiday in alaska where I went on a cruise with my family
4:46 PM - Nightlife: to get there from NC I took a plane to texas then a plane to vancouver where I got on the ship
4:46 PM - Nightlife: vancouver is awesome by the way
4:46 PM - Nightlife: anyway
4:47 PM - Nightlife: the ship lands in alaska
4:47 PM - Nightlife: and i take a plane from anchorage to vancouver
4:47 PM - Nightlife: going through security to get on the plane to texas from vancouver
4:47 PM - Nightlife: they x-ray my backpack as per usual
4:47 PM - Nightlife: and they search it and take out this tiny sheet metal wrench I've had in there since middle school
4:48 PM - Nightlife: "you can't take tools on planes we'll have to confiscate this"
4:48 PM - Kestrel: lmao
4:48 PM - Nightlife: keep in mind that that wrench made it through security checkpoints many many times before getting there
4:48 PM - Kestrel: gonna take the plane apart in midair
4:48 PM - Kestrel: you fuckin terrorist
4:48 PM - Nightlife: not to mention all the way to vancouver from NC
4:48 PM - Nightlife: i have my 5.25" KA-BAR in my backpack and I didn't realize it
4:49 PM - Kestrel: don't tell me
4:49 PM - Kestrel: they missed it
4:49 PM - Nightlife: and that managed to get through security at the RDU airport in NC, the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport in Texas, AND that EXACT SAME AIRPORT in Vancouver
4:49 PM - Kestrel: LOL
4:49 PM - Nightlife: other items I've slipped through airport security that they should have gotten post-9/11 have been:
4:49 PM - Nightlife: roman candles
4:49 PM - Nightlife: a screwdriver
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a couple forks
4:50 PM - Nightlife: yeah, they banned forks on airplanes over here
4:50 PM - Nightlife: heaven forbid I try to eat my food like a civilized human being
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a bottle rocket
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a bottle of lighter fluid
4:50 PM - Nightlife: various folding knives
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a butterfly knife
4:51 PM - Nightlife: and a 14" machete
4:51 PM - Nightlife: HOW DO YOU MISS A MACHETE THAT'S ALMOST AS LONG AS MY ARM
4:51 PM - Nightlife: er
4:51 PM - Nightlife: as long as my forearm
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4:49 PM - kolobus: people are still paranoid all around the world
4:49 PM - kolobus: airport security is going to be tight for years and years
4:49 PM - kolobus: maybe even forever
4:50 PM - Kestrel: dad has a tan and had black hair and a bushy moustache
4:50 PM - Kestrel: he ALWAYS got pulled aside
4:50 PM - Kestrel: literally ALWAYS
4:50 PM - kolobus: its more along the lines of him perhaps using a wrench as a weapon or something
4:50 PM - Kestrel: meanwhile good blonde-haired blue-eyed ross and his green-eyed mum both got through unmolested
4:51 PM - Kestrel: granted he looked like some distant relo of saddam but seriously
4:51 PM - Kestrel: and as soon as they found out he wasn't a muslim they let him go
4:51 PM - Kestrel: lmao
4:51 PM - Kestrel: us airport security: not racist. totally.
Whats emmzee up too :D?
seriously what the shitQuote:
Originally Posted by younger sibling, overheard, paraphrased to be readable
He said it.Quote:
(08:02:37 PM) roboplawar: http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...2/BILD0019.jpg
(08:02:42 PM) roboplawar: *jaw drops*
(08:05:55 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: OMG INO RITE LIKE OHMAYGAWD
Taken out of context, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
Quote:
roboplawar (10:02:33 PM): http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...2/BILD0019.jpg
roboplawar (10:02:38 PM): *jaw drops*
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:53 PM): what
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:56 PM): it's ross
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:57 PM): so
roboplawar (10:03:22 PM): ross acting like a good citizen?
roboplawar (10:03:23 PM): no
roboplawar (10:03:26 PM): not a citizen
roboplawar (10:03:30 PM): a fucking enlisted soldier
roboplawar (10:03:32 PM): :O
roboplawar (10:03:35 PM): :aaaaa:
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:38 PM): you didn't know that?
roboplawar (10:03:42 PM): i did
roboplawar (10:03:46 PM): but to see ross like that
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:46 PM): he3ll, even i knew that
roboplawar (10:03:50 PM): yes
roboplawar (10:03:52 PM): i know
roboplawar (10:03:54 PM): but to see it
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:59 PM): meh
roboplawar (10:04:09 PM): you must not know ross that well
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:04:54 PM): i just don't really care
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:07 PM): a facet of him has an internet persona
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:10 PM): so what
roboplawar (10:05:19 PM): you're no fun to talk to
roboplawar (10:05:21 PM): you know that?
roboplawar (10:05:27 PM): you're supposed to say
roboplawar (10:05:37 PM): "OMG INO RITE" "LIKE OHMAYGAWD"
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:51 PM): OMG INO RITE LIKE OHMAYGAWD
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:58 PM): happy now?
Shame on you Rob, snipping out huge portions of the convo like that :C
The point being last time I saw Ross's picture, he looked NOTHING like he does there.
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: i would stick my RAM into her motherboard
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my cpu into her socket
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my card into her slot...
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my mic into her port.
HEHQuote:
Nathan says:
smh.com.au/opinion/sarkozy-abuses-the-freedom-the-french-have-fought-for-20090624-cwp7.html
Nathan says:
more like the freedom the french surrendered to lose then got back when the allies invaded
bodzilla says:
Pen0r came late
later
and finished the job
lol
Terrence says:
so late you couldn't even finish yourself
heh
bodzilla says:
nah man
she couldnt handle the truth is all i'm saying
Terrence says:
you called your pen0r "the truth"?
bodzilla says:
but yeah
he's the truth and reconciliation
he is the truth
Terrence says:
oh lawd
HE IS THE SNIPER LEVEL
LOL
LOL
bodzilla says:
and he makes a hole lotta reconciliatation
thats right
he's got a long hard barrell
Terrence says:
AND EXTRA AMMO
bodzilla says:
and can shoot massive distance
Terrence says:
MORE THAN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE
ROFL
bodzilla says:
for max damage
Terrence says:
BEST
ANALOGY
EVER
bodzilla says:
with extra ammo
Terrence says:
i'm totally calling my dick the T&R now
roflmfao
bodzilla says:
quote thread it
i dare you
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
and the best thing is, you can backstab your friends have a few more shots
bodzilla says:
???????????????????????????????
5
4
3
2
Terrence says:
nigga
bodzilla says:
1
Terrence says:
can you hear me
ur msn break bra?
was logging off because you where taking too long to talk to.
sleep time.
it was like\
"hey, wannna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
"WOULD I!"
*silence for the next 5 minutes.*
derp
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Carpe Noctem: fml
A Cabbage or Something: wat
Carpe Noctem: my computer is has 190+ infected files
A Cabbage or Something: zwsdluifawbjkgbwJK;RGB;VAWEB[FFWAUKEGAWBUIGLHBSREUGBLAWEUI;GWEUIV
A Cabbage or Something: JESUS FUCK
A Cabbage or Something: DUDE
A Cabbage or Something: WHEN DID YOU LAST DO A GODDAMN SCAN
Carpe Noctem: never loaning my friend my computer again >_>
A Cabbage or Something: oh come on
A Cabbage or Something: that's just an excuse for your furry porn habit
Carpe Noctem: ah
Carpe Noctem: you got me
Carpe Noctem: but anyways
Carpe Noctem: idk what he did, but now my computer cant even open up the internet unless its in safe mode
A Cabbage or Something: *idk what I did
A Cabbage or Something: ftfy
Carpe Noctem: >_>
A Cabbage or Something: by I i mean you
Carpe Noctem: i havent used my laptop in forever
A Cabbage or Something: lul
Carpe Noctem: its been at his house for like 2 months
A Cabbage or Something: you gonna remove that yourself?
Carpe Noctem: yeah
A Cabbage or Something: dang
Carpe Noctem: the virus removed all virus protection
A Cabbage or Something: i was banking on you having shitty skills with the internets and paying me 50 bucks to fix it
Carpe Noctem: and is blocking any virus protection related web site
A Cabbage or Something: SOLUTION
A Cabbage or Something: contact me over xfire or something
Carpe Noctem: so i had to download it on my desktop at home
A Cabbage or Something: i shall send you virus installers
A Cabbage or Something: er
A Cabbage or Something: virus proteciton installers
A Cabbage or Something: oh
Carpe Noctem: i have it solved for the most part
A Cabbage or Something: ok cool
Carpe Noctem: im doing a full system scan amt
Carpe Noctem: atm*
A Cabbage or Something: automatic teller machine?
Carpe Noctem: lol
Carpe Noctem: mebe
Carpe Noctem: ATM MACHINE
Carpe Noctem: AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE MACHINE
Carpe Noctem: sorry about that'
A Cabbage or Something: hurf durf
Carpe Noctem: is it just me or does the game "killing floor" seem painfully obscure
A Cabbage or Something: *shrug*
Carpe Noctem: WOW
Carpe Noctem: 225 infected files
Carpe Noctem: F
Carpe Noctem: M
Carpe Noctem: L
A Cabbage or Something: L
A Cabbage or Something: M
A Cabbage or Something: F
A Cabbage or Something: wait what
A Cabbage or Something: that makes no sense
Carpe Noctem: what doesnt
A Cabbage or Something: LMF
A Cabbage or Something: wtf is that supposed to mean
Carpe Noctem: life my fuck?
Carpe Noctem: gotta
Carpe Noctem: restart
Carpe Noctem is now Offline.
Carpe Noctem is now Online.
Carpe Noctem: oh
Carpe Noctem: my
Carpe Noctem: god
Carpe Noctem: my system is clean again
A Cabbage or Something: sweet
A Cabbage or Something: now RUN THE SCAN AGAIN
Carpe Noctem: BACK TO FUZZY PR0N
Carpe Noctem: i mean
Carpe Noctem: loaning my friend my laptop
A Cabbage or Something: lul
A Cabbage or Something: you're going to "loan it to your friend" again??
A Cabbage or Something: didn't you learn your lesson? :V
Carpe Noctem: i was joking -.-
A Cabbage or Something: oh ok
A Cabbage or Something: i get it
A Cabbage or Something: i get jokes
R-R-R-RAGEBLOCKQuote:
teh rossmum (10:57:17 AM): your posting. it is bad.
FREELANCER852 (10:57:23 AM): urs is worse
teh rossmum (10:57:28 AM): i beg to differ.
teh rossmum (10:57:47 AM): bad might be good enough for these scrubby new kids, but it isn't good enough for modacity.
teh rossmum (10:57:55 AM): cease and desist.
freelancer852 is available (11:00:17 AM)
FREELANCER852 (11:00:16 AM): nope
FREELANCER852 (11:00:23 AM): you hold no sway over me.
FREELANCER852 (11:00:47 AM): (That elite in your av is p gay)
teh rossmum (11:00:52 AM): i mean, when someone actually goes to the trouble of sticking a sign that specifically says stop posting in your lawn,
teh rossmum (11:01:01 AM): that's a pretty reliable indicator.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:11 AM): Nah, it's really not.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:13 AM): And I won't
teh rossmum (11:01:19 AM): (and oh man, you have no idea how that hurts)
FREELANCER852 (11:01:23 AM): You're the only one that's still going on about it too.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:23 AM): lol
teh rossmum (11:01:41 AM): but i'm not the only one who thinks your posts are terrible!
FREELANCER852 (11:01:41 AM): it's so lame that it hurts, you think it's like the next big thing since sliced bread.
teh rossmum (11:01:58 AM): actually i think you should simply follow its advice
FREELANCER852 (11:02:04 AM): I cannot.
FREELANCER852 (11:02:08 AM): Because.
teh rossmum (11:02:08 AM): sign or not i'd be making the same suggestion
FREELANCER852 (11:02:19 AM): I've had "the" game longer than you.
FREELANCER852 (11:02:22 AM): So you should get out.
teh rossmum (11:02:47 AM): *makes shitty justification, thinks self to be cool*
FREELANCER852 (11:03:49 AM): *counters shitty jusification with horrible counterpoint to troll longer*
teh rossmum (11:04:26 AM): *can't tell difference between trolling and a serious suggestion, should probably disconnect internet right now and become amish*
teh rossmum (11:04:31 AM): *is freelancer*
FREELANCER852 (11:05:02 AM): *indicates that you are jewish, not amish*
teh rossmum (11:05:29 AM): *seems not to be getting the fact that all this asterisk stuff is directed at himself, not me*
teh rossmum (11:05:51 AM): *also doesn't get that i'm actually only 1/4 jewish by blood apparently*
teh rossmum (11:06:27 AM): and by your logic
teh rossmum (11:06:34 AM): i've had life longer than you
teh rossmum (11:06:39 AM): so you should probably get out
FREELANCER852 (11:07:29 AM): that makes little to no sense
teh rossmum (11:07:40 AM): precisely!
teh rossmum (11:07:51 AM): and just like that, freelancer realised his logic was fucking stupid.
teh rossmum (11:07:55 AM): owned, good sir
FREELANCER852 (11:08:11 AM): go have a foursome with the Jonas Brothers faggot!
freelancer852 is offline (11:09:03 AM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.
worth the dp
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1:32 PM - Agamemnon: k98 is a german rifle, right?
1:33 PM - ross: wow, it's happened
1:33 PM - ross: science has been proven wrong
1:33 PM - Agamemnon: the ozone regenerates, wat
1:33 PM - ross: there is, in fact, something denser than jcap's skull
.Quote:
[22:42] Ollie: Man
[22:43] Ollie: I thought I hated Perez Hilton before
[22:43] Ollie: (Link: http://gawker.com/5302732/perez-hilt...-by-the-second
[22:44] Jason: I hated him when I first heard his name
[22:45] Jason: i hate anyone who picks a pseudonym to sound like a famous socialite
[22:46] Jason: who is famous for all the wrong reasons
[22:46] Ollie: There's really no reason not to hate him
[22:46] Jason: (Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perez_h...i/Perez_hilton
[22:46] Jason: look at his fucking picture
[22:46] Ollie: Oh, I know
[22:46] Ollie: I know
[22:46] Jason: i hate him so much, i resent the fact that his name is Mario
[22:47] Ollie: Here's a thought
[22:47] Ollie: There is a chance that we have breathed the same oxygen molecules he has.
[22:47] Jason: stop
[22:47] Jason: this is like listing the ingredients in a hot dog
[22:47] Jason: i don't want to know
[22:48] Jason: la la la la la la la la
[22:48] Jason: *closes window and reopens chat*
Session Close (Ollie): Thu Jun 25 22:48:14 2009 -0700
Session Start (iMod53:Ollie): Thu Jun 25 22:48:15 2009 -0700
[22:48] Jason: back
From AAAQuote:
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.
Meanwhile on the other side of the world....
New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shut, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". There has not been a situation yet that has warranted the use of the final escalation level.
http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/i...s/icon_lol.gif
PS: I did not make that joke...... but I it makes me laugh http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/i.../icon_wink.gif
I can't rep Rossmum.
(02:42) Cobby:don't worry ive known alot more hot tempered people
(02:43) Cobby:i was stuck in a class full of assholes in my past electronics course at college haha
(02:43) Ross:heh
(02:43) Cobby:not sure if you know what i mean by a typical chav but that pretty much sums them up
(02:43) Ross:yeah, i have a fair idea
(02:45) Cobby:best bit was, they had a shit sense of health and safety, we had a exam to pass the course and when it came to "you find a man being electrocuted what do you do?
A: hit their hand away with a wooden stick
B: drag them away with a wet towel or
C: give them a cigarrete
....they all chose c
(02:45) Ross:lmao
(02:45) Cobby:some of them had to retake the test about 4 times
:)Quote:
[FBI]Gonzo: Knock,Knock
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: whos there
[FBI]Gonzo: Little Boy Blue
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: little boy blue who
[FBI]Gonzo: Michael Jackson
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: OL
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: LOL
hehQuote:
2:42 PM - Agamemnon: Agamemnon v1 (12:40:28 AM): why are you going to deland
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:31 AM): what is in deland
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:33 AM): besides hills
iAtty (12:40:36 AM): my aunt
iAtty (12:40:37 AM): and her house
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:53 AM): since when do you have an aunt
iAtty (12:40:59 AM): i have 2
iAtty (12:41:03 AM): she has horses
iAtty (12:41:06 AM): and sons
2:42 PM - Agamemnon: Agamemnon v1 (12:41:43 AM): oh, horses
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:45 AM): I see now
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:50 AM): You don't have to tell me
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:54 AM): your secret is safe with me
iAtty (12:41:55 AM): 18 inches erect
iAtty (12:41:56 AM): c'mon
Agamemnon v1 (12:42:12 AM): the sons are a double bonus too?
iAtty (12:42:17 AM): yes
iAtty (12:42:20 AM): you faggot
iAtty (12:42:21 AM): diaf
boba ily http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-swoon.gifQuote:
Boba says:
*noob
*help
*helphelp
Terrence says:
*what is it babey?
Boba says:
*i tried to fit my ass around a 20oz coke bottle
*and well
*the cap popped off
*and its in my ass
*and i can't get it out
*:mech:
Terrence says:
*go for a dump
*take some laxetives
*flush the fucker out
Boba says:
*i tried using a untwisted coat hanger
*only made it worse
Terrence says:
*laxetives
*you don't wana take that shit to the doctors man
*they'll take one look and be like FAG!!
*and they they have to report you to the national faggot registery
*and you don't want your name in that
*they restrict what suburbs you can live in
*and you end up on all those a current affair shows
Boba says:
*: (
Terrence says:
*happend to a mate of mind
*guy lives out around casino now
*shit sucks for him
Boba says:
*oh i heard of that guy
*i also heard about another guy out there
*thinks obama is hitler
*:mech3:
Terrence says:
*yeah, you see the sort of people guys on the registry have to live with?
*you don't want that man
*skull some fucking prune juice
*and strap yourself down
Boba says:
*holy shit
Terrence says:
*because you just set off a volcano
Boba says:
*i literally just farted it out
Terrence says:
*oh sweet
*take a pic and make a thread on modacity
Boba says:
*smells wonderful
Terrence says:
*it should be very informative for everybody
Boba says:
*i would but exam would lock it
*he doesn't like my shenanigans!!
Terrence says:
*i'll get zilla to unlock it!!
Boba says:
*oh right hes on the registry too
*:mech3:
Terrence says:
*woh woh woh, i'm not naming names or anything
*i'm just saying he'd appreciate what you're going through
Boba says:
*http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-q.gif
Brb lockin topic :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
Henchmen #21: hmmm
Henchmen #21: i had the wierdest fucking dream
Henchmen #21: i walked in on my gf cheating on me
Henchmen #21: but nake don top of a guy
Henchmen #21: and he was a blonde german dude in a giant movie theather popcorn carton
Henchmen #21: and i was like "wtf"
Henchmen #21: it had holes cut out for arms and legs and he was groping her lol
Henchmen #21: still fuckin pissed me off
Henchmen #21: and shes still a virgin, i fingered her this morning
Henchmen #21: yet the guy was fucking the shit outt aher
Henchmen #21: its like wtf
Henchmen #21: was a weird ass dream
CLSGRNT.shader_model: Henchmen #21: and shes still a virgin, i fingered her this morning
CLSGRNT.shader_model: i fingered her this morning
CLSGRNT.shader_model: we both know thats bullshit chains
CLSGRNT.shader_model: who are you fooling
CLSGRNT.shader_model: me?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: :3
Henchmen #21: >:(
Henchmen #21: yes
Henchmen #21: because i did
Henchmen #21: :3
Henchmen #21: here
Henchmen #21: smell my finger
Henchmen #21: funny guy
Henchmen #21: who cant find a torrent site
CLSGRNT.shader_model: smells like dead fish
Henchmen #21: oh wai- is that figurative speech
Henchmen #21: that you can find your cock?
Henchmen #21: its the tiny thing under oyur fat gut
Henchmen #21: bitch
Henchmen #21: >:(
Henchmen #21: lol
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I have a six pack and large appendage thank you very much
Henchmen #21: oh so you have a large thumb?
Henchmen #21: prolly swollen from but raping your bf
Henchmen #21: and that 6 pack from all the backwards cow girl bouncing
Henchmen #21: or should i say..COWBOY
Henchmen #21: :L
CLSGRNT.shader_model: wait im sorry
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I wasnt paying attention
Henchmen #21: oh
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I was to busy measuring my cock
CLSGRNT.shader_model: with a meter stick
Henchmen #21: hes inside of you
Henchmen #21: isnt he
Henchmen #21: yeah my gf gets distracted when i do that to her too
Henchmen #21: :3
CLSGRNT.shader_model: you measure her cock?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: *fucking burn*
Henchmen #21: no
Henchmen #21: i fuck her
Henchmen #21: like youre doing
Henchmen #21: to tito
Henchmen #21: the fat chef down the street
Henchmen #21: who prefers younger men
CLSGRNT.shader_model: im sorry your now rambling on
Henchmen #21: but is desperate enough to do you
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I won this time
Henchmen #21: you"re
CLSGRNT.shader_model: you'r
Henchmen #21: WHAT DID YOU WIN?
Henchmen #21: NOTHING!?!?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: ohh yhea
CLSGRNT.shader_model: fucking double burn
Henchmen #21: CAUSE OYU DONT HAVE A TORRENT!!
CLSGRNT.shader_model: :smug:
Henchmen #21: FFFFFFFFFF
That is fucking funny grunt.
Quit fuckin up the chat messages, you skipped the part talking bout our morning woods, and me pwning you after and making you cry cause I went and bought the unreal pack to piss you off cause you're poor so you can't get it and can't find a torrent site. :smugsome:
Brb, goin to play some ut3. o/
EDit: Grunt: 1 Chains: 2
I dont think anybody wants to know about morning woods. Also you never pawnd me and I never cried. I got my torrent and I didn't want unreal 3Quote:
Originally Posted by sKc_Chains
so your quote is:lie: Btw if you spent money to get a game I didnt want
your retarded :3
also the your"r you'r thing gave me a extra point so the score is
Grunt: 2 Chains: 1
what the fuck are you guys doing in my thread >_<
funny quotes please.
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[21:15] Ollie: (9:14:09 PM) frogjog93: man, I really want to write a movie that's done in real time, and is as hardcore as Advent Children
(9:14:24 PM) frogjog93: you know, the wall jumps, epic sky rise battles, and teleportation like Loz does
(9:14:28 PM) Carniveau333: the thing is
(9:14:33 PM) Carniveau333: writers don't do that
(9:14:41 PM) Carniveau333: they write "Cloud and Sephiroth fight"
(9:14:46 PM) Carniveau333: And the coreographers plan it out
(9:14:52 PM) frogjog93: but I can plan it out
(9:15:06 PM) frogjog93: and make my own damn movie
(9:15:07 PM) frogjog93: somehow
(9:15:08 PM) frogjog93: some day
[21:15] Ollie: *insert background score*
[21:16] Jason: hahahahahaha
[21:18] Ollie: ...
[21:18] Ollie: (9:17:22 PM) frogjog93: I don't know
(9:17:33 PM) frogjog93: I don't have enough allies to help me write a story
(9:17:37 PM) frogjog93: I'm terrible at writing by myself
[21:18] Ollie: so
[21:18] Ollie: he just wants to basically
[21:19] Ollie: dream up awesome fight scenes
[21:19] Ollie: and have other people do the work
[21:23] Ollie: ok
[21:23] Ollie: I think I just threw up a little
[21:24] Ollie: (9:22:36 PM) Carniveau333: Killer7 would make a great movie.
(9:22:46 PM) Carniveau333: you'd have to remove a lot of the gameplay elements
(9:22:55 PM) Carniveau333: but the plot is so awesome that it would hold itself up
(9:23:02 PM) Carniveau333: What you seem to want
(9:23:09 PM) Carniveau333: is a game movie that's all gameplay elements
(9:23:11 PM) Carniveau333: well
(9:23:18 PM) Carniveau333: that's what the game's for
(9:23:24 PM) frogjog93: well no, I want to write an epic movie, something crazy like transformers is
(9:23:35 PM) frogjog93: rather than tell a story
[21:27] Ollie: oh god
[21:27] Ollie: my brain is melting
[21:27] Ollie: (9:26:21 PM) frogjog93: by story I mean, let's go to boring scene after boring scene of TALKING
(9:26:35 PM) Carniveau333: you...
(9:26:46 PM) Carniveau333: you can't tell a story via explosions, roundhouse kicks, and sex
(9:26:54 PM) Carniveau333: language is necessary
(9:26:58 PM) frogjog93: well there wouldn't be a lot of sex
(9:27:03 PM) frogjog93: and I know what you're talking about
(9:27:07 PM) frogjog93: I'd know how to deal with plot
[21:28] Ollie: (9:27:53 PM) frogjog93: what I started writing was a comedy zombie movie where they meet a couple martial artists
[21:28] Ollie: MAKE IT STOP!
[21:29] Jason: dude
[21:29] Jason: have you checked and made absolutely sure that this guy isn't in fact Michael Bay?
[21:30] Ollie: He... he doesn't look like Michael Bay
[21:30] Ollie: Wait
[21:30] Ollie: He could be a were-Bay
[21:30] Jason: hahahaha
[21:30] Jason: i mean
[21:30] Jason: he has all the signs
[21:31] Jason: wants an awesome movie made entirely of fight scenes, doesn't want to write it himself
[21:31] Ollie: (9:28:16 PM) Carniveau333: well
(9:28:27 PM) Carniveau333: the comedy zombie movie market is kind of cornered at the moment
(9:28:50 PM) Carniveau333: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfLaApNzzDY
(9:29:01 PM) frogjog93: is that dead snow?
(9:29:04 PM) Carniveau333: nope
(9:29:05 PM) Carniveau333: Zombieland
(9:29:14 PM) frogjog93: well then a ninja movie is in order
(9:29:22 PM) frogjog93: haven't seen one of those in forever
[21:31] Jason: thus, he wants to direct and awesome movie made entirely of fight scenes
[21:31] Jason: *an
[21:31] Ollie: you just can't stop him
[21:31] Ollie: Conversational Judo
[21:31] Jason: what kind of drugs does he do?
[21:32] Jason: he may have fried his inhibitors
[21:32] Ollie: Pot when he can mooch it
[21:33] Ollie: alright
[21:33] Ollie: get ready for comedy gold
[21:33] Ollie: (9:32:48 PM) Carniveau333: So.
(9:32:57 PM) Carniveau333: Run a basic plot of this ninja movie for me.
(9:33:02 PM) Carniveau333: What's the ninja's motivation?
[21:34] Jason: heh
[21:34] Jason: this'll be good
[21:34] Ollie: (9:33:55 PM) frogjog93: either mortal enemy makes his move and slaughters the hero's village, takes a city hostage, or steels an ancient artifact
(9:34:03 PM) frogjog93: I'm thinking more slaughters hero's village
(9:34:05 PM) Carniveau333: Oh man
(9:34:22 PM) Carniveau333: I hate it when mortal enemies encase an ancient artifact of mine in steel.
[21:35] Ollie: HAHAHA
[21:35] Ollie: (9:34:32 PM) frogjog93: well that's why I'm not too down with it
(9:34:42 PM) frogjog93: I'm giving you ideas on the fly and you got them
[21:35] Jason: hahahahaha
[21:37] Ollie: (9:35:19 PM) Carniveau333: so
(9:35:26 PM) Carniveau333: is he just chasing this enemy around the world?
(9:35:34 PM) Carniveau333: has to track him down like Carmen Sandiego?
(9:36:06 PM) frogjog93: well first he has to search for information
(9:36:19 PM) frogjog93: that's where the Muramasa type character comes in
(9:36:39 PM) Carniveau333: but you don't like talking. Is the information delivered via morse code in explosions?
(9:36:41 PM) Carniveau333: that'd be sick.
[21:37] Ollie: he's got to know I'm egging him on now
[21:37] Jason: hahahaha
[21:37] Ollie: (9:37:09 PM) frogjog93: shut your cakehole. I know the importance of talking in a movie.
(9:37:20 PM) frogjog93: I just don't like to write boring movies like that
Just in case you needed more evidence to be convinced of frogjog's stupidity:
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[22:05] Ollie: (10:03:18 PM) Carniveau333: btw
(10:03:21 PM) Carniveau333: did you know
(10:03:30 PM) Carniveau333: Hitler killed 6 million jews and one clown?
(10:04:12 PM) frogjog93: one clown?
(10:04:21 PM) Carniveau333: See? Nobody cares about the jews.