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[FluffyDucky™]

[FBI]Gonzo: Knock,Knock
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ : whos there
[FBI]Gonzo: Little Boy Blue
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ : little boy blue who
[FBI]Gonzo: Michael Jackson
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ : OL
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ : LOL

[rossmum]

2:42 PM - Agamemnon: Agamemnon v1 (12:40:28 AM): why are you going to deland
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:31 AM): what is in deland
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:33 AM): besides hills
iAtty (12:40:36 AM): my aunt
iAtty (12:40:37 AM): and her house
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:53 AM): since when do you have an aunt
iAtty (12:40:59 AM): i have 2
iAtty (12:41:03 AM): she has horses
iAtty (12:41:06 AM): and sons
2:42 PM - Agamemnon: Agamemnon v1 (12:41:43 AM): oh, horses
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:45 AM): I see now
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:50 AM): You don't have to tell me
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:54 AM): your secret is safe with me
iAtty (12:41:55 AM): 18 inches erect
iAtty (12:41:56 AM): c'mon
Agamemnon v1 (12:42:12 AM): the sons are a double bonus too?
iAtty (12:42:17 AM): yes
iAtty (12:42:20 AM): you faggot
iAtty (12:42:21 AM): diaf

heh

[n00b1n8R]

Boba says:
*noob
*help
*helphelp
Terrence says:
*what is it babey?
Boba says:
*i tried to fit my ass around a 20oz coke bottle
*and well
*the cap popped off
*and its in my ass
*and i can't get it out
*
Terrence says:
*go for a dump
*take some laxetives
*flush the fucker out
Boba says:
*i tried using a untwisted coat hanger
*only made it worse
Terrence says:
*laxetives
*you don't wana take that shit to the doctors man
*they'll take one look and be like FAG!!
*and they they have to report you to the national faggot registery
*and you don't want your name in that
*they restrict what suburbs you can live in
*and you end up on all those a current affair shows
Boba says:
*: (
Terrence says:
*happend to a mate of mind
*guy lives out around casino now
*shit sucks for him
Boba says:
*oh i heard of that guy
*i also heard about another guy out there
*thinks obama is hitler
*
Terrence says:
*yeah, you see the sort of people guys on the registry have to live with?
*you don't want that man
*skull some fucking prune juice
*and strap yourself down
Boba says:
*holy shit
Terrence says:
*because you just set off a volcano
Boba says:
*i literally just farted it out
Terrence says:
*oh sweet
*take a pic and make a thread on modacity
Boba says:
*smells wonderful
Terrence says:
*it should be very informative for everybody
Boba says:
*i would but exam would lock it
*he doesn't like my shenanigans!!
Terrence says:
*i'll get zilla to unlock it!!
Boba says:
*oh right hes on the registry too
*
Terrence says:
*woh woh woh, i'm not naming names or anything
*i'm just saying he'd appreciate what you're going through
Boba says:
*

boba ily

[ExAm]

boba ily

Brb lockin topic

[Gwunty]

Henchmen #21: hmmm
Henchmen #21: i had the wierdest fucking dream
Henchmen #21: i walked in on my gf cheating on me
Henchmen #21: but nake don top of a guy
Henchmen #21: and he was a blonde german dude in a giant movie theather popcorn carton
Henchmen #21: and i was like "wtf"
Henchmen #21: it had holes cut out for arms and legs and he was groping her lol
Henchmen #21: still fuckin pissed me off
Henchmen #21: and shes still a virgin, i fingered her this morning
Henchmen #21: yet the guy was fucking the shit outt aher
Henchmen #21: its like wtf
Henchmen #21: was a weird ass dream
CLSGRNT.shader_model: Henchmen #21: and shes still a virgin, i fingered her this morning
CLSGRNT.shader_model: i fingered her this morning
CLSGRNT.shader_model: we both know thats bullshit chains
CLSGRNT.shader_model: who are you fooling
CLSGRNT.shader_model: me?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: :3
Henchmen #21: >
Henchmen #21: yes
Henchmen #21: because i did
Henchmen #21: :3
Henchmen #21: here
Henchmen #21: smell my finger
Henchmen #21: funny guy
Henchmen #21: who cant find a torrent site
CLSGRNT.shader_model: smells like dead fish
Henchmen #21: oh wai- is that figurative speech
Henchmen #21: that you can find your cock?
Henchmen #21: its the tiny thing under oyur fat gut
Henchmen #21: bitch
Henchmen #21: >
Henchmen #21: lol
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I have a six pack and large appendage thank you very much
Henchmen #21: oh so you have a large thumb?
Henchmen #21: prolly swollen from but raping your bf
Henchmen #21: and that 6 pack from all the backwards cow girl bouncing
Henchmen #21: or should i say..COWBOY
Henchmen #21: :L
CLSGRNT.shader_model: wait im sorry
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I wasnt paying attention
Henchmen #21: oh
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I was to busy measuring my cock
CLSGRNT.shader_model: with a meter stick
Henchmen #21: hes inside of you
Henchmen #21: isnt he
Henchmen #21: yeah my gf gets distracted when i do that to her too
Henchmen #21: :3
CLSGRNT.shader_model: you measure her cock?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: *fucking burn*
Henchmen #21: no
Henchmen #21: i fuck her
Henchmen #21: like youre doing
Henchmen #21: to tito
Henchmen #21: the fat chef down the street
Henchmen #21: who prefers younger men
CLSGRNT.shader_model: im sorry your now rambling on
Henchmen #21: but is desperate enough to do you
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I won this time
Henchmen #21: you"re
CLSGRNT.shader_model: you'r
Henchmen #21: WHAT DID YOU WIN?
Henchmen #21: NOTHING!?!?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: ohh yhea
CLSGRNT.shader_model: fucking double burn
Henchmen #21: CAUSE OYU DONT HAVE A TORRENT!!
CLSGRNT.shader_model:
Henchmen #21: FFFFFFFFFF

[PopeAK49]

That is fucking funny grunt.

[Chainsy]

Quit fuckin up the chat messages, you skipped the part talking bout our morning woods, and me pwning you after and making you cry cause I went and bought the unreal pack to piss you off cause you're poor so you can't get it and can't find a torrent site.
Brb, goin to play some ut3. o/

EDit: Grunt: 1 Chains: 2

[Gwunty]

Quit fuckin up the chat messages, you skipped the part talking bout our morning woods, and me pwning you after and making you cry cause I went and bought the unreal pack to piss you off cause you're poor so you can't get it and can't find a torrent site.
Brb, goin to play some ut3. o/

EDit: Grunt: 1 Chains: 2

I dont think anybody wants to know about morning woods. Also you never pawnd me and I never cried. I got my torrent and I didn't want unreal 3
so your quote is Btw if you spent money to get a game I didnt want
your retarded :3

also the your"r you'r thing gave me a extra point so the score is
Grunt: 2 Chains: 1

[Bodzilla]

what the fuck are you guys doing in my thread >_<

funny quotes please.

[ExAm]

[21:15] Ollie: (9:14:09 PM) frogjog93: man, I really want to write a movie that's done in real time, and is as hardcore as Advent Children
(9:14:24 PM) frogjog93: you know, the wall jumps, epic sky rise battles, and teleportation like Loz does
(9:14:28 PM) Carniveau333: the thing is
(9:14:33 PM) Carniveau333: writers don't do that
(9:14:41 PM) Carniveau333: they write "Cloud and Sephiroth fight"
(9:14:46 PM) Carniveau333: And the coreographers plan it out
(9:14:52 PM) frogjog93: but I can plan it out
(9:15:06 PM) frogjog93: and make my own damn movie
(9:15:07 PM) frogjog93: somehow
(9:15:08 PM) frogjog93: some day
[21:15] Ollie: *insert background score*
[21:16] Jason: hahahahahaha
[21:18] Ollie: ...
[21:18] Ollie: (9:17:22 PM) frogjog93: I don't know
(9:17:33 PM) frogjog93: I don't have enough allies to help me write a story
(9:17:37 PM) frogjog93: I'm terrible at writing by myself
[21:18] Ollie: so
[21:18] Ollie: he just wants to basically
[21:19] Ollie: dream up awesome fight scenes
[21:19] Ollie: and have other people do the work
[21:23] Ollie: ok
[21:23] Ollie: I think I just threw up a little
[21:24] Ollie: (9:22:36 PM) Carniveau333: Killer7 would make a great movie.
(9:22:46 PM) Carniveau333: you'd have to remove a lot of the gameplay elements
(9:22:55 PM) Carniveau333: but the plot is so awesome that it would hold itself up
(9:23:02 PM) Carniveau333: What you seem to want
(9:23:09 PM) Carniveau333: is a game movie that's all gameplay elements
(9:23:11 PM) Carniveau333: well
(9:23:18 PM) Carniveau333: that's what the game's for
(9:23:24 PM) frogjog93: well no, I want to write an epic movie, something crazy like transformers is
(9:23:35 PM) frogjog93: rather than tell a story
[21:27] Ollie: oh god
[21:27] Ollie: my brain is melting
[21:27] Ollie: (9:26:21 PM) frogjog93: by story I mean, let's go to boring scene after boring scene of TALKING
(9:26:35 PM) Carniveau333: you...
(9:26:46 PM) Carniveau333: you can't tell a story via explosions, roundhouse kicks, and sex
(9:26:54 PM) Carniveau333: language is necessary
(9:26:58 PM) frogjog93: well there wouldn't be a lot of sex
(9:27:03 PM) frogjog93: and I know what you're talking about
(9:27:07 PM) frogjog93: I'd know how to deal with plot
[21:28] Ollie: (9:27:53 PM) frogjog93: what I started writing was a comedy zombie movie where they meet a couple martial artists
[21:28] Ollie: MAKE IT STOP!
[21:29] Jason: dude
[21:29] Jason: have you checked and made absolutely sure that this guy isn't in fact Michael Bay?
[21:30] Ollie: He... he doesn't look like Michael Bay
[21:30] Ollie: Wait
[21:30] Ollie: He could be a were-Bay
[21:30] Jason: hahahaha
[21:30] Jason: i mean
[21:30] Jason: he has all the signs
[21:31] Jason: wants an awesome movie made entirely of fight scenes, doesn't want to write it himself
[21:31] Ollie: (9:28:16 PM) Carniveau333: well
(9:28:27 PM) Carniveau333: the comedy zombie movie market is kind of cornered at the moment
(9:28:50 PM) Carniveau333: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfLaApNzzDY
(9:29:01 PM) frogjog93: is that dead snow?
(9:29:04 PM) Carniveau333: nope
(9:29:05 PM) Carniveau333: Zombieland
(9:29:14 PM) frogjog93: well then a ninja movie is in order
(9:29:22 PM) frogjog93: haven't seen one of those in forever
[21:31] Jason: thus, he wants to direct and awesome movie made entirely of fight scenes
[21:31] Jason: *an
[21:31] Ollie: you just can't stop him
[21:31] Ollie: Conversational Judo
[21:31] Jason: what kind of drugs does he do?
[21:32] Jason: he may have fried his inhibitors
[21:32] Ollie: Pot when he can mooch it
[21:33] Ollie: alright
[21:33] Ollie: get ready for comedy gold
[21:33] Ollie: (9:32:48 PM) Carniveau333: So.
(9:32:57 PM) Carniveau333: Run a basic plot of this ninja movie for me.
(9:33:02 PM) Carniveau333: What's the ninja's motivation?
[21:34] Jason: heh
[21:34] Jason: this'll be good
[21:34] Ollie: (9:33:55 PM) frogjog93: either mortal enemy makes his move and slaughters the hero's village, takes a city hostage, or steels an ancient artifact
(9:34:03 PM) frogjog93: I'm thinking more slaughters hero's village
(9:34:05 PM) Carniveau333: Oh man
(9:34:22 PM) Carniveau333: I hate it when mortal enemies encase an ancient artifact of mine in steel.
[21:35] Ollie: HAHAHA
[21:35] Ollie: (9:34:32 PM) frogjog93: well that's why I'm not too down with it
(9:34:42 PM) frogjog93: I'm giving you ideas on the fly and you got them
[21:35] Jason: hahahahaha
[21:37] Ollie: (9:35:19 PM) Carniveau333: so
(9:35:26 PM) Carniveau333: is he just chasing this enemy around the world?
(9:35:34 PM) Carniveau333: has to track him down like Carmen Sandiego?
(9:36:06 PM) frogjog93: well first he has to search for information
(9:36:19 PM) frogjog93: that's where the Muramasa type character comes in
(9:36:39 PM) Carniveau333: but you don't like talking. Is the information delivered via morse code in explosions?
(9:36:41 PM) Carniveau333: that'd be sick.
[21:37] Ollie: he's got to know I'm egging him on now
[21:37] Jason: hahahaha
[21:37] Ollie: (9:37:09 PM) frogjog93: shut your cakehole. I know the importance of talking in a movie.
(9:37:20 PM) frogjog93: I just don't like to write boring movies like that

.

Just in case you needed more evidence to be convinced of frogjog's stupidity:

[22:05] Ollie: (10:03:18 PM) Carniveau333: btw
(10:03:21 PM) Carniveau333: did you know
(10:03:30 PM) Carniveau333: Hitler killed 6 million jews and one clown?
(10:04:12 PM) frogjog93: one clown?
(10:04:21 PM) Carniveau333: See? Nobody cares about the jews.