Boba says:
*noob
*help
*helphelp
Terrence says:
*what is it babey?
Boba says:
*i tried to fit my ass around a 20oz coke bottle
*and well
*the cap popped off
*and its in my ass
*and i can't get it out
*
Terrence says:
*go for a dump
*take some laxetives
*flush the fucker out
Boba says:
*i tried using a untwisted coat hanger
*only made it worse
Terrence says:
*laxetives
*you don't wana take that shit to the doctors man
*they'll take one look and be like FAG!!
*and they they have to report you to the national faggot registery
*and you don't want your name in that
*they restrict what suburbs you can live in
*and you end up on all those a current affair shows
Boba says:
*: (
Terrence says:
*happend to a mate of mind
*guy lives out around casino now
*shit sucks for him
Boba says:
*oh i heard of that guy
*i also heard about another guy out there
*thinks obama is hitler
*
Terrence says:
*yeah, you see the sort of people guys on the registry have to live with?
*you don't want that man
*skull some fucking prune juice
*and strap yourself down
Boba says:
*holy shit
Terrence says:
*because you just set off a volcano
Boba says:
*i literally just farted it out
Terrence says:
*oh sweet
*take a pic and make a thread on modacity
Boba says:
*smells wonderful
Terrence says:
*it should be very informative for everybody
Boba says:
*i would but exam would lock it
*he doesn't like my shenanigans!!
Terrence says:
*i'll get zilla to unlock it!!
Boba says:
*oh right hes on the registry too
*
Terrence says:
*woh woh woh, i'm not naming names or anything
*i'm just saying he'd appreciate what you're going through
Boba says:
*
boba ily