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[FBI]Gonzo: Knock,Knock
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: whos there
[FBI]Gonzo: Little Boy Blue
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: little boy blue who
[FBI]Gonzo: Michael Jackson
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[FBI]Gonzo: Knock,Knock
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: whos there
[FBI]Gonzo: Little Boy Blue
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: little boy blue who
[FBI]Gonzo: Michael Jackson
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: OL
[FBI]duCky- R.I.P MJ :(: LOL
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2:42 PM - Agamemnon: Agamemnon v1 (12:40:28 AM): why are you going to deland
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:31 AM): what is in deland
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:33 AM): besides hills
iAtty (12:40:36 AM): my aunt
iAtty (12:40:37 AM): and her house
Agamemnon v1 (12:40:53 AM): since when do you have an aunt
iAtty (12:40:59 AM): i have 2
iAtty (12:41:03 AM): she has horses
iAtty (12:41:06 AM): and sons
2:42 PM - Agamemnon: Agamemnon v1 (12:41:43 AM): oh, horses
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:45 AM): I see now
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:50 AM): You don't have to tell me
Agamemnon v1 (12:41:54 AM): your secret is safe with me
iAtty (12:41:55 AM): 18 inches erect
iAtty (12:41:56 AM): c'mon
Agamemnon v1 (12:42:12 AM): the sons are a double bonus too?
iAtty (12:42:17 AM): yes
iAtty (12:42:20 AM): you faggot
iAtty (12:42:21 AM): diaf
boba ily http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-swoon.gifQuote:
Boba says:
*noob
*help
*helphelp
Terrence says:
*what is it babey?
Boba says:
*i tried to fit my ass around a 20oz coke bottle
*and well
*the cap popped off
*and its in my ass
*and i can't get it out
*:mech:
Terrence says:
*go for a dump
*take some laxetives
*flush the fucker out
Boba says:
*i tried using a untwisted coat hanger
*only made it worse
Terrence says:
*laxetives
*you don't wana take that shit to the doctors man
*they'll take one look and be like FAG!!
*and they they have to report you to the national faggot registery
*and you don't want your name in that
*they restrict what suburbs you can live in
*and you end up on all those a current affair shows
Boba says:
*: (
Terrence says:
*happend to a mate of mind
*guy lives out around casino now
*shit sucks for him
Boba says:
*oh i heard of that guy
*i also heard about another guy out there
*thinks obama is hitler
*:mech3:
Terrence says:
*yeah, you see the sort of people guys on the registry have to live with?
*you don't want that man
*skull some fucking prune juice
*and strap yourself down
Boba says:
*holy shit
Terrence says:
*because you just set off a volcano
Boba says:
*i literally just farted it out
Terrence says:
*oh sweet
*take a pic and make a thread on modacity
Boba says:
*smells wonderful
Terrence says:
*it should be very informative for everybody
Boba says:
*i would but exam would lock it
*he doesn't like my shenanigans!!
Terrence says:
*i'll get zilla to unlock it!!
Boba says:
*oh right hes on the registry too
*:mech3:
Terrence says:
*woh woh woh, i'm not naming names or anything
*i'm just saying he'd appreciate what you're going through
Boba says:
*http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-q.gif
Brb lockin topic :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
Henchmen #21: hmmm
Henchmen #21: i had the wierdest fucking dream
Henchmen #21: i walked in on my gf cheating on me
Henchmen #21: but nake don top of a guy
Henchmen #21: and he was a blonde german dude in a giant movie theather popcorn carton
Henchmen #21: and i was like "wtf"
Henchmen #21: it had holes cut out for arms and legs and he was groping her lol
Henchmen #21: still fuckin pissed me off
Henchmen #21: and shes still a virgin, i fingered her this morning
Henchmen #21: yet the guy was fucking the shit outt aher
Henchmen #21: its like wtf
Henchmen #21: was a weird ass dream
CLSGRNT.shader_model: Henchmen #21: and shes still a virgin, i fingered her this morning
CLSGRNT.shader_model: i fingered her this morning
CLSGRNT.shader_model: we both know thats bullshit chains
CLSGRNT.shader_model: who are you fooling
CLSGRNT.shader_model: me?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: :3
Henchmen #21: >:(
Henchmen #21: yes
Henchmen #21: because i did
Henchmen #21: :3
Henchmen #21: here
Henchmen #21: smell my finger
Henchmen #21: funny guy
Henchmen #21: who cant find a torrent site
CLSGRNT.shader_model: smells like dead fish
Henchmen #21: oh wai- is that figurative speech
Henchmen #21: that you can find your cock?
Henchmen #21: its the tiny thing under oyur fat gut
Henchmen #21: bitch
Henchmen #21: >:(
Henchmen #21: lol
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I have a six pack and large appendage thank you very much
Henchmen #21: oh so you have a large thumb?
Henchmen #21: prolly swollen from but raping your bf
Henchmen #21: and that 6 pack from all the backwards cow girl bouncing
Henchmen #21: or should i say..COWBOY
Henchmen #21: :L
CLSGRNT.shader_model: wait im sorry
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I wasnt paying attention
Henchmen #21: oh
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I was to busy measuring my cock
CLSGRNT.shader_model: with a meter stick
Henchmen #21: hes inside of you
Henchmen #21: isnt he
Henchmen #21: yeah my gf gets distracted when i do that to her too
Henchmen #21: :3
CLSGRNT.shader_model: you measure her cock?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: *fucking burn*
Henchmen #21: no
Henchmen #21: i fuck her
Henchmen #21: like youre doing
Henchmen #21: to tito
Henchmen #21: the fat chef down the street
Henchmen #21: who prefers younger men
CLSGRNT.shader_model: im sorry your now rambling on
Henchmen #21: but is desperate enough to do you
CLSGRNT.shader_model: I won this time
Henchmen #21: you"re
CLSGRNT.shader_model: you'r
Henchmen #21: WHAT DID YOU WIN?
Henchmen #21: NOTHING!?!?
CLSGRNT.shader_model: ohh yhea
CLSGRNT.shader_model: fucking double burn
Henchmen #21: CAUSE OYU DONT HAVE A TORRENT!!
CLSGRNT.shader_model: :smug:
Henchmen #21: FFFFFFFFFF
That is fucking funny grunt.
Quit fuckin up the chat messages, you skipped the part talking bout our morning woods, and me pwning you after and making you cry cause I went and bought the unreal pack to piss you off cause you're poor so you can't get it and can't find a torrent site. :smugsome:
Brb, goin to play some ut3. o/
EDit: Grunt: 1 Chains: 2
I dont think anybody wants to know about morning woods. Also you never pawnd me and I never cried. I got my torrent and I didn't want unreal 3Quote:
Originally Posted by sKc_Chains
so your quote is:lie: Btw if you spent money to get a game I didnt want
your retarded :3
also the your"r you'r thing gave me a extra point so the score is
Grunt: 2 Chains: 1
what the fuck are you guys doing in my thread >_<
funny quotes please.
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[21:15] Ollie: (9:14:09 PM) frogjog93: man, I really want to write a movie that's done in real time, and is as hardcore as Advent Children
(9:14:24 PM) frogjog93: you know, the wall jumps, epic sky rise battles, and teleportation like Loz does
(9:14:28 PM) Carniveau333: the thing is
(9:14:33 PM) Carniveau333: writers don't do that
(9:14:41 PM) Carniveau333: they write "Cloud and Sephiroth fight"
(9:14:46 PM) Carniveau333: And the coreographers plan it out
(9:14:52 PM) frogjog93: but I can plan it out
(9:15:06 PM) frogjog93: and make my own damn movie
(9:15:07 PM) frogjog93: somehow
(9:15:08 PM) frogjog93: some day
[21:15] Ollie: *insert background score*
[21:16] Jason: hahahahahaha
[21:18] Ollie: ...
[21:18] Ollie: (9:17:22 PM) frogjog93: I don't know
(9:17:33 PM) frogjog93: I don't have enough allies to help me write a story
(9:17:37 PM) frogjog93: I'm terrible at writing by myself
[21:18] Ollie: so
[21:18] Ollie: he just wants to basically
[21:19] Ollie: dream up awesome fight scenes
[21:19] Ollie: and have other people do the work
[21:23] Ollie: ok
[21:23] Ollie: I think I just threw up a little
[21:24] Ollie: (9:22:36 PM) Carniveau333: Killer7 would make a great movie.
(9:22:46 PM) Carniveau333: you'd have to remove a lot of the gameplay elements
(9:22:55 PM) Carniveau333: but the plot is so awesome that it would hold itself up
(9:23:02 PM) Carniveau333: What you seem to want
(9:23:09 PM) Carniveau333: is a game movie that's all gameplay elements
(9:23:11 PM) Carniveau333: well
(9:23:18 PM) Carniveau333: that's what the game's for
(9:23:24 PM) frogjog93: well no, I want to write an epic movie, something crazy like transformers is
(9:23:35 PM) frogjog93: rather than tell a story
[21:27] Ollie: oh god
[21:27] Ollie: my brain is melting
[21:27] Ollie: (9:26:21 PM) frogjog93: by story I mean, let's go to boring scene after boring scene of TALKING
(9:26:35 PM) Carniveau333: you...
(9:26:46 PM) Carniveau333: you can't tell a story via explosions, roundhouse kicks, and sex
(9:26:54 PM) Carniveau333: language is necessary
(9:26:58 PM) frogjog93: well there wouldn't be a lot of sex
(9:27:03 PM) frogjog93: and I know what you're talking about
(9:27:07 PM) frogjog93: I'd know how to deal with plot
[21:28] Ollie: (9:27:53 PM) frogjog93: what I started writing was a comedy zombie movie where they meet a couple martial artists
[21:28] Ollie: MAKE IT STOP!
[21:29] Jason: dude
[21:29] Jason: have you checked and made absolutely sure that this guy isn't in fact Michael Bay?
[21:30] Ollie: He... he doesn't look like Michael Bay
[21:30] Ollie: Wait
[21:30] Ollie: He could be a were-Bay
[21:30] Jason: hahahaha
[21:30] Jason: i mean
[21:30] Jason: he has all the signs
[21:31] Jason: wants an awesome movie made entirely of fight scenes, doesn't want to write it himself
[21:31] Ollie: (9:28:16 PM) Carniveau333: well
(9:28:27 PM) Carniveau333: the comedy zombie movie market is kind of cornered at the moment
(9:28:50 PM) Carniveau333: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfLaApNzzDY
(9:29:01 PM) frogjog93: is that dead snow?
(9:29:04 PM) Carniveau333: nope
(9:29:05 PM) Carniveau333: Zombieland
(9:29:14 PM) frogjog93: well then a ninja movie is in order
(9:29:22 PM) frogjog93: haven't seen one of those in forever
[21:31] Jason: thus, he wants to direct and awesome movie made entirely of fight scenes
[21:31] Jason: *an
[21:31] Ollie: you just can't stop him
[21:31] Ollie: Conversational Judo
[21:31] Jason: what kind of drugs does he do?
[21:32] Jason: he may have fried his inhibitors
[21:32] Ollie: Pot when he can mooch it
[21:33] Ollie: alright
[21:33] Ollie: get ready for comedy gold
[21:33] Ollie: (9:32:48 PM) Carniveau333: So.
(9:32:57 PM) Carniveau333: Run a basic plot of this ninja movie for me.
(9:33:02 PM) Carniveau333: What's the ninja's motivation?
[21:34] Jason: heh
[21:34] Jason: this'll be good
[21:34] Ollie: (9:33:55 PM) frogjog93: either mortal enemy makes his move and slaughters the hero's village, takes a city hostage, or steels an ancient artifact
(9:34:03 PM) frogjog93: I'm thinking more slaughters hero's village
(9:34:05 PM) Carniveau333: Oh man
(9:34:22 PM) Carniveau333: I hate it when mortal enemies encase an ancient artifact of mine in steel.
[21:35] Ollie: HAHAHA
[21:35] Ollie: (9:34:32 PM) frogjog93: well that's why I'm not too down with it
(9:34:42 PM) frogjog93: I'm giving you ideas on the fly and you got them
[21:35] Jason: hahahahaha
[21:37] Ollie: (9:35:19 PM) Carniveau333: so
(9:35:26 PM) Carniveau333: is he just chasing this enemy around the world?
(9:35:34 PM) Carniveau333: has to track him down like Carmen Sandiego?
(9:36:06 PM) frogjog93: well first he has to search for information
(9:36:19 PM) frogjog93: that's where the Muramasa type character comes in
(9:36:39 PM) Carniveau333: but you don't like talking. Is the information delivered via morse code in explosions?
(9:36:41 PM) Carniveau333: that'd be sick.
[21:37] Ollie: he's got to know I'm egging him on now
[21:37] Jason: hahahaha
[21:37] Ollie: (9:37:09 PM) frogjog93: shut your cakehole. I know the importance of talking in a movie.
(9:37:20 PM) frogjog93: I just don't like to write boring movies like that
Just in case you needed more evidence to be convinced of frogjog's stupidity:
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[22:05] Ollie: (10:03:18 PM) Carniveau333: btw
(10:03:21 PM) Carniveau333: did you know
(10:03:30 PM) Carniveau333: Hitler killed 6 million jews and one clown?
(10:04:12 PM) frogjog93: one clown?
(10:04:21 PM) Carniveau333: See? Nobody cares about the jews.