I was watching the last episode of Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and they had a few minutes of "Jay walking" where Jay asks simple questions to totally random people on the streets...and they get them totally wrong.

Quotes from jay walking:

Q: What does the DC in Washington DC stand for?
A: Da Capital

Q: Where is the Panama Canal located?
A: I don't know
Q: Ok, then where is the Great Wall of China located?
A: Probably China?
Q: Correct. Then where is the Panama Canal located?
A: Idk...Japan?

Q: (points at U.S. flag waving in the wind) How many stars are on that flag?
A: It's flapping too rapidly, I can't tell.

Q: Who was the first U.S. president?
A: Benjamin Franklin?

Q: Where do people speak Gaelic?
A: San Francisco

Q: Which countries border the United States?
A: I don't know
Q: take a guess?
A: Australia?

Q: What was the name of the pilgrim ship that landed at Plymouth Rock?
A: U-Haul