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[rossmum]

I'm hoping to fly down to zilla-vill for his 21st next year.
I don't usually drink but I think I'll make an exception just that one time
(I'll still be 17 at the time though)

don't forget to pick me up

If this was a set up I'm going to murder both of you.

i take it you've fixed it then, heh