Quote Originally Posted by DeaconBlues
Back in the day me and my buddy used to break into people's houses when they were out on vacation. I wasn't exactly what you would call an upstanding citizen back then, but I've put that part of my life behind me. Anyway, one day I'm checking out this one house that's supposed to be empty. Figured we'd case the joint and come back at night. Then I hear someone inside. Sounds like an old timey gangster guy, but he means business cause next thing I know there's machine gun fire inside the house. So I hit the deck and bust outta there quick. Scared the shit outta me. Later I found out that it was just a kid with a VCR and some fireworks. We went back to the house later, but that's a whole other story...
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