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[Donut]

I logged in just in time to catch this gem today

[22:56] <AA@lisianthus> Search Spy is... amazingly entertaining. "Porn". With a capital P. It's not just porn, it's Porn.
[22:58] <AA@lisianthus> Also, it has the highest search count of all the searched terms
[22:58] <AA@lisianthus> "how i met your mother" is a distant second.
[23:00] <Master> yes... porn and skyrim
[23:02] <AA@lisianthus> I actually.... don't... see skyrim O_______________________O
[23:02] <AA@lisianthus> probably because everyone already has it
[23:02] <8Xcpu_gtp> what is search spy?
[23:03] <AA@lisianthus> Interestingly, there are 7 requests for "creampie", but only 2 requests for the much more satisfying "boobs", and a pathetic SINGLE REQUEST for "student sex parties"
[23:04] <AA@lisianthus> Some clients keep track of what the hub is searching for
[23:04] <AA@lisianthus> most notably DC++
[23:04] <8Xcpu_gtp> o ok
[23:05] <8Xcpu_gtp> shakespeer doesnt as far as i know
[23:05] <8Xcpu_gtp> :/
[23:05] <AA@lisianthus> Apparently, kids at RIT like jizz more than titties
[23:05] <AA@lisianthus> *shrug*

E: oh my fucking god the response i got from my friend when i sent this to her

Mariel: WELL NOW, THAT WAS THE ONLY DELAY
Mariel: *just realized what creampie meant and took it literally*
Donut: ROFL
Donut: omfg
Mariel: LOL I WAS LIKE
Mariel: "OH my god, I love creampies! <3"
Donut: holy shit
Donut: tears
Donut: they are coming
Mariel: LOL SHUSH
Mariel: D:
Mariel: AND I JUST SEARCHED CREAMPIE
Donut: oh my god
Donut: stop
Donut: stop
Donut: holy fuck
Donut: i am going to collapse a lung
Mariel: I was expecting like, Little Debbie creampies
Mariel: BUT NO