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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Ive never seen it either.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBig View Post
    DEE has never seen firefly.


    Quote Originally Posted by AdmiralBacon View Post
    The movie/series is one of about three total movies that can be described solely by the word "awesome".
    QFT.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: like I was saying
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: :|
    Henchmen #21:
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: like I was saying
    Henchmen #21: whas&
    Henchmen #21:
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: I made him belive that there was a absloute value to a negative number
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: by convincing him that absolute values were how far away something was from zero
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: in front of the principle
    Henchmen #21: lol
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: when I barely knew english
    Henchmen #21: looooooooooooooooolll
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: his dumbass was slowly replaced by a student teacher
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: I lol'd
    Henchmen #21: but dude
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: and from there on I would use that as a way to threaten teachers
    Henchmen #21: absolute values do have negative numbers
    Henchmen #21: :|
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: Negative numbers do have absolute values*
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: 6-5
    Henchmen #21: still
    Henchmen #21: negative numbers do have absolute values
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: well then hes stupid for saying they dont
    Henchmen #21: yeah
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: either way hes fired
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: and I would tell teachers
    Henchmen #21: oh dude
    Henchmen #21: guess what?
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: hey ill get you ass fierd to if you dont rig this test
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: I beat the system
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: and yhea I know
    Henchmen #21: im smarter then you and you're teacher!! i jsut convinced you what you convinced your teacher that was wrong!
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: no
    Henchmen #21: 6-10
    Henchmen #21: quotes
    Henchmen #21: go go
    CLSGRNT.gbxmodel: I made you think that you thought you had fooled me
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    siliconmaster482 (1:09:24 AM): k, adjusted

    siliconmaster482 (1:09:32 AM): now the spire is completely in the glass

    siliconmaster482 (1:10:22 AM): :/

    ShadowSpartan1 (1:10:57 AM): still though, why would they have glass there

    siliconmaster482 (1:11:15 AM): because you didn't like it without the glass

    siliconmaster482 (1:11:17 AM): :3

    siliconmaster482 (1:11:41 AM): they're very user-oriented chaps, the forerunners they are

    siliconmaster482 (1:12:12 AM): go take a look: "how is my building- fixmyforerunner.org"

    ShadowSpartan1 (1:12:54 AM): lmao


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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    #739375 +(2188)- [X]
    <Tostitos> i like my women the way i like my coffee
    <Jet> Ground up and in the freezer?
    <SteveTheImpermeableHamster> full of your cream?
    <mistik> hawt?
    <Dokterrock> What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
    <RaMTuFF> quiet ?
    <Jet>: Colombian?
    <Aimee> hot?
    <Jet> From McDonalds?
    <djswift2k3> Black?
    <SteveTheImpermeableHamster> in a cup?
    <Jet> Spilt all over your lap?
    <Aimee> cheap?
    <whiteboihere> strong and black?/
    <Tostitos> i hate you all
    Ah, Bash...
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by CLS{GRUNT} View Post
    The mind games are gettin to ya. Don't talk to chains he'll mind fuck ya.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    (AoG) Rook: who puts vinegar on fish and chips
    (AoG) Rook: only the english!
    [HIV]zero | acbluflame: I don't :O
    (AoG) Rook: by the way
    (AoG) Rook: I get chicken instead of the fish lol
    (AoG) Rook: fuck fish
    [HIV]zero | acbluflame: you black?
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    Just saw this on facebook:

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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Hey!
    Do you want to feel SO VERY HERETICAL?
    Try Obliterators!
    Heavy Support Options for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HEAVY WEAPONS!

    With heavy weapons like MULTI MELTAS!
    Fuck your armour! It's like slapping an Eldar with a DAEMON WEAPON!
    Sound the alarm, you're going to be doing UNCOMFORTABLE AMOUNTS OF UNSAVEABLE WOUNDS!

    What's that? You want small blast markers? Well how about PLASMA CANNONS!
    Made with REAL 'Gets hot!' DISADVANTAGES!

    SHOOTING!
    WAAAARGH!
    You'll be good at it!
    It's a Heavy Support choice of power!
    FIREPOWER!

    These aren't your CHAOS Marines!
    These are mutating heavy weapon warp spawn!
    OBLITERATORS!

    LASCANNONS!
    RAPE!
    LASCANNONS!
    RAPE!

    MUTANTS MUTATIONS EVERY TURN A NEW WEAPON more heavy support than YOUR FORCE ORGANIZATION CHART HAS ROOM FOR!

    You'll be so shooty that Orks will be like
    'Oi! Dis gitz got too much Dakka!'
    And you'll be like 'Fuck you!' and hit them in the Front Armour with your fleshy growth mutant weapons!

    You'll have so much firepower
    LASCANNONS!
    WAAARGH!
    Just shooting ALL THE TIME!

    HQ Obliterators Elite Obliterators Troop Obliterators Fast Attack Obliterators Heavy Support Obliterators with ANY WEAPON YOU WANT!
    LASCANNONS!
    You'll have so many LASCA-
    40, 000 LASCANNONS!

    Give LASCANNONS to your Cultists and they'll be GOOD AT SHOOTING!
    Make your Cultists shoot ABNORMALLY WELL!
    They'll shoot as well as TAU!
    People will watch them shoot and think they're TAU!
    They'll fight as well as TAU!
    Against actual TAU!
    And it'll be a draw and they'll get assimilated for THE GREATER GOOD!

    Hey! Go with a sure thing! Don't gamble on your 'Get's Hot!' rolls!
    OOOVVVEEER HEEEAAATEEED!

    TRY OBLITERATORS!
    The Heavy Support choice that will make you
    WAAARGH!
    LASCANNON!
    WAAARGH!
    I love you /tg/
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