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**Bastinka** · August 13th, 2009 04:01 PM

[16:56] teh lag: yeah I infracted you because you were helping out

**Llama Juice** · August 14th, 2009 06:09 AM

At school we were doing this team building communication exercise thing where there was a "minefield" that we had to guide our blindfolded partners through. The last person had to go through without any help from anyone and still be blindfolded. My friend slapped him on the back and said "Looks like you're going in for a dry run."

I had to throw the much needed "That's what she said" in there.

After everyone stopped laughing My female teacher came back with "Well then you're not doing it right."

It was golden.

**Futzy** · August 14th, 2009 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Hackles

I am lying in bed, and my cat is on top, and when he moves his paws he gives a pro dick massage mmmm.

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**DEElekgolo** · August 14th, 2009 11:11 AM

That's hot.

**klange** · August 14th, 2009 11:16 AM

Oh, Rob, you so funny.

(12:14:44 PM) Rob Oplawar: oh god dammit
(12:14:52 PM) Rob Oplawar: maybe it's just my subconscious manifesting itself, but I always seem to accidentally make these horrible innuendos when talking to my gay friends
(12:14:56 PM) Rob Oplawar: I just asked my best friend, who is gay, "How are things on your end?"
(12:15:02 PM) Rob Oplawar: and then I immediately went >.<

**sdavis117** · August 15th, 2009 10:09 PM

[7/25/2009 11:48:33 PM] Scott Davis: We might have to come up with a scheme to get Bod fired from his job
[7/25/2009 11:48:41 PM] Scott Davis: so that we can record this show at a better time
[7/25/2009 11:48:55 PM] flibitijibibo: bod has a job?
[7/25/2009 11:49:14 PM] Scott Davis: I believe that is why he can't do this why we are actually half awake
[7/25/2009 11:49:24 PM] Scott Davis: while*
[7/25/2009 11:49:51 PM] Scott Davis: Ah, who cares
[7/25/2009 11:50:25 PM] Scott Davis: Speaking of Bod, I found out today that we live in Sister Cities
[7/25/2009 11:50:49 PM] Scott Davis: As in, some cities have a program where they become sister cities to a city in another nation
[7/25/2009 11:51:25 PM] Scott Davis: Lismore Australia and Eau Claire Wisconsin are sister cities
[7/25/2009 11:51:34 PM] Scott Davis: I can't believe I just found this out
[7/25/2009 11:52:34 PM] flibitijibibo: do it
[7/25/2009 11:52:52 PM] flibitijibibo: and get a bat to hit bod with for not getting a good mic
[7/25/2009 11:53:25 PM] Scott Davis: These sister cities are for educational purposes only
[7/25/2009 11:53:34 PM] flibitijibibo: that'll learn him
[7/25/2009 11:53:47 PM] Scott Davis: i c wat u did thar

Flibit, if you are wondering where I got this Convo, this was back when we were about to record Episode 2. I was going through my old Skype Convos, and decided to post this one.

**Futzy** · August 15th, 2009 10:52 PM

: wat is it
: about
Kurdy™: u dont know?
Kurdy™: how is that possible
Kurdy™: watch the movie
Kurdy™: now
Kurdy™: do it
Kurdy™: the movie is amazing
Kurdy™: but this is the first time ive watched the series
: no
: fuck that
: tell me
: first
Kurdy™: no
Kurdy™: i will not
: im not falling for that again
: not watching
: never then

DEE has never seen firefly.