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[TeeKup]

A friend was asking me for woman advice, he went to an all guy Highschool and so now that he's in college he's all sorts of WTF DO I DO.

I was telling him what i have picked up over the years and such, and then was like "I'll tell you what NOT to do." I looked over at my roommate and his girlfriend. "When Rozio (the girl) first started coming over.. one of the first times she was here... she jumped in your bed and started rolling around in your sheets exclaiming about how comfortable they are. Now... I know that if a girl jumped in my bed and did that... I'd be getting laid that night.... instead what'd you do? You bragged about the thread count in your sheets."

God in heaven, that is beautiful.

[Heathen]

If you're getting taken down at range, you're playing pyro wrong.
And I've never seen anybody use the airblast to put people out vOv

Pssh, if you cant deflect a rocket at a soldier at point blank range you are playing pyro wrong, which you cant with your backburner.

[n00b1n8R]

Pssh, if you cant deflect a rocket at a soldier at point blank range you are playing pyro wrong, which you cant with your backburner.

I spose I'm just too oldschool to need your post pyro-update trainerwheels.
basically, I can see why people like the airblast but the krits work better for my playstyle vOv

[Heathen]

yeh, I never realized how much of the stuff now wasn't there before.

The game was so different.

[UnevenElefant5]

So this is what goes on in those chats when I'm gone:

[20:50] Gamma927: wher r elefant
[20:50] Mythril: um
[20:50] Mythril: um
[20:50] Mythril: getting laid?
[21:37] Gamma927: how long does it take
[21:37] Gamma927: for elefant to get laid
[21:37] Gamma927: :V
[21:37] Mythril: :C
[21:38] Mythril: he's got a lot of stamina
[21:38] Mythril: I know from experience
[21:38] Mythril: :shifty:
Conversation ended: Sat, Sep 12 21:48:13 2009
Conversation started between Gamma927 and Mythril: Sat, Sep 12 21:50:10 2009
[21:50] Mythril: the great and almighty has returned
[21:50] Gamma927: me?
[21:50] Gamma927: i'm back?
[21:50] Mythril: Would you like to see the revelant data>
[21:50] Gamma927: or elefant
[21:50] Gamma927: faget
[21:50] Gamma927: elefant isn't responding
[21:50] Mythril: yhea I know
[21:50] Mythril: :C
[21:50] Mythril: I mean
[21:50] Mythril: he sure has a long endurance

Her name's Jennifer hth.
This is probably only gonna be funny to me Myth and Gamma though

[ICEE]

If you're getting taken down at range, you're playing pyro wrong.
And I've never seen anybody use the airblast to put people out vOv

I do it all the time. I use it to deflect rockets, move stickies, push the scary people away, sometimes even reflect arrows. Backburner fails unless your defending a payload, but even then I'd rather use the spy's butterfly knife.

[klange]

(08:10:26 PM) TJ Fadness: It sucks to be a "TJ"(2 letter name) on the internet...
(08:10:49 PM) TJ Fadness: It's always "Must be at least 3 characters", "Must be at least 4 characters", or "That name is already taken"...
(08:11:10 PM) TJ Fadness: What sucks more is that if I ever decide to use "Tod", then I'll still be screwed most of the time.
(08:11:16 PM) TJ Fadness: ,_,
(08:11:44 PM) Kevin Lange: Well, at least you're the first result for your name on Google.
(08:12:41 PM) TJ Fadness: "TJ Fadness"? I'm pretty sure I'm the only TJ Fadness on the face of the planet.
(08:12:54 PM) Kevin Lange: lol
(08:12:59 PM) Kevin Lange: I'm sure as hell not the only Kevin Lange on the planet.
(08:13:07 PM) TJ Fadness: As we discussed yesturday
(08:13:10 PM) Kevin Lange: There's a famous photographer, a hockey player, and numerous others...
(08:13:19 PM) TJ Fadness: Yup
(08:13:28 PM) TJ Fadness: Do you know the origins of "Lange"?
(08:13:52 PM) TJ Fadness: Cause "Fadness" is based off of the Fadness Farm in Norway
(08:14:11 PM) TJ Fadness: When my family moved over here, they dropped their real last names and took the name of the Farm...
(08:14:20 PM) TJ Fadness: Note the S on names.
(08:14:25 PM) TJ Fadness: there were multiple families
(08:15:22 PM) Kevin Lange: lange is german
(08:15:24 PM) Kevin Lange: it means long
(08:15:33 PM) TJ Fadness: I'm assuming you were looking that up just now?
(08:15:43 PM) Kevin Lange: No
(08:15:44 PM) Kevin Lange: I know it.
(08:15:47 PM) TJ Fadness: Suuure.
(08:15:51 PM) Kevin Lange: I was reading a forum page
(08:15:57 PM) Kevin Lange: someone getting ripped off on paypal
(08:15:59 PM) TJ Fadness: Suure.
(08:16:02 PM) Kevin Lange: trying to get their money back.
(08:16:04 PM) TJ Fadness: Sure.
(08:16:10 PM) Kevin Lange: fuck you man, I know what my name means.
(08:16:12 PM) TJ Fadness: Ok.
(08:16:12 PM) Kevin Lange: I make jokes about it
(08:16:19 PM) TJ Fadness: :\
(08:16:20 PM) Kevin Lange: Because my middle name is DICK
(08:16:22 PM) Kevin Lange: DICK LONG
(08:16:23 PM) TJ Fadness: Please don't sh--
(08:16:23 PM) Kevin Lange: LONG DICK
(08:16:26 PM) Kevin Lange: IT'S FUNNY
(08:16:27 PM) TJ Fadness: DAMN YOU
(08:16:29 PM) TJ Fadness: YOU FUCKER
(08:16:37 PM) TJ Fadness: I WAS TRYING TO SAY "PLEASE DONT SHARE"
(08:16:51 PM) Kevin Lange: Kevin Richard Lange
(08:17:02 PM) TJ Fadness:
(08:17:12 PM) Kevin Lange: Named after my grandfather, Dick.
(08:17:53 PM) TJ Fadness: You...
(08:17:56 PM) TJ Fadness: Son of a bitch...
(08:17:59 PM) TJ Fadness: I can't remove the image
(08:18:18 PM) TJ Fadness: GOD
(08:18:50 PM) Kevin Lange: OWNED
(08:18:55 PM) TJ Fadness: NO
(08:18:56 PM) TJ Fadness: DAMn

TJ Fadness = tj117

[tj117]

The picture.. it won't go away...

[sdavis117]

Bacon, I know one of the guys relatives. She is in my Physics class, and has been in several of my classes over the years.


Tess Fadness.

[tj117]

Bacon, I know one of the guys relatives. She is in my Physics class, and has been in several of my classes over the years.


Tess Fadness.

Are you sure?

One of those three?

PS: I am TJ Fadness...

edit: I found that on this twitter btw...

@erinknapp yayy tonight was fun! wizards of waverly place the movie & jonas = a grrrrreat night! love youuuu

God please don't make me be related to her.