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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by Heathen View Post
    Who cares, I was WaRReN.


    After I had my poorly spelled, badly formatted, incredibly facepalm inducing fun, I got banned.

    And then I stopped being a gay and here I am.
    yeah but you didn't make a billion alts and troll for sympathy and shit

    also lag what can i do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rossmum View Post
    yeah but you didn't make a billion alts and troll for sympathy and shit

    also lag what can i do?
    meh, I made about half a dozen alts before finding other things to do and then finally coming back.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by teh lag View Post
    oh jay/mudkipz/the dark side/english mobster, you always will be a silly one who doesn't quite get it

    ross if you want you can bgsedfr
    *spits earl grey all over sensitive electronics*
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    i accidentally did that once, my video card was not best pleased, and started tripping out all over the place

    luckily after drying it off and restarting it was fine
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    Amway and "World Wide Group": Legit MLM or Total Pyramid Scheme? You decide.
    Note that it costs $125 to create a site, $50 monthly to have access to services, and you pay an undisclosed amount to attend seminars and buy "business support materials" if you are a member, which they highly encourage, nay, pressure you into. Plus, your profits depend on how many people you recruit, how many people they recruit, etc. And their site, www.wwdb.com, provides very little tangible info that I can find, even using the guest login (see transcript below).
    The Amway site provides information leading me to believe they are a technically legitimate and legal business, although it remains to be seen whether or not their are still scamming the fuck out of their "partners".

    By the way, I used the Pseudonym "Tyler" here, not really sure why. Perhaps I was subconsciously thinking of Mr. Durden?

    Thank you for using Live Support! A Live Support representative will be with you as soon as possible.

    You are now speaking with 'Lenny'

    Your tracking code for this chat is ***************

    Lenny: Hello Tyler. This is Lenny, how can I help you today?
    Tyler: Hi, I was wondering if you could tell me a bit more about World Wide Group, or if you just answer website questions
    Lenny: I am here for technical support, are you an IBO?
    Tyler: ibo?
    Tyler: i don't know what that means, so I'll assume i'm not
    Tyler: can you put me in touch with somebody who can tell me more about the business?

    Lenny: How did you find out about our website?
    Tyler: a friend of mine invited me to a seminar last night
    Lenny: I suggest you get in contact with them, they will be able to answer any questions you have.
    Tyler: well, they're busy right now so i was looking for someone else to fill me in
    Lenny: That is the best resource for information, sorry.
    Tyler: i see
    Tyler: can you offer me any assurance whatsoever that this isn't the most clear-cut case of a pyramid scheme i have ever seen in my life?
    Lenny: It is not a pyramid scheme, it is a Free Enterprise business model.
    Tyler: i see
    Tyler: and the membership fees? the "business support materials"? the bonuses based on recruitment?
    Lenny: Premier membership is $49.95 per month and basic is $5 per month. When and if you register as an IBO you will be able to view our website to see the benefits of each
    Tyler: See, the thing is, the vast majority of legitimate businesses, in fact all legitimate businesses I have seen, provide a lot more information on their website than you do
    Tyler: So if you are a legitimate business, I have a complaint about your website
    Tyler: If not, your website is designed perfectly for suckering in poor saps like my friend
    Tyler: In which case you have my applause
    Lenny: We are affiliated with another company and in order to establish a membership with us you must first be registered with them.
    Tyler: Would that company be Amway?
    Lenny: Yes
    Tyler: The same company that has repeated accusations of running pyramid schemes?
    Tyler: Look, all I'm saying is that even the Amway site provides a business plan and lots of information on how their marketing model, which is ostensibly a legitimate legal multi-level-marketing model, works, what being a member entails, and so forth
    Lenny: I can assure you that it is not a pyramid scheme, it is a very legitimate business model.
    Tyler: This information is available *without* creating an account
    Lenny: YOu can log into our website with the username of guest and the password of dream if you would like to browse around
    Tyler: If such an account exists, why not "log the user in as a guest" by default? That is, make the information that is available to the guest account available by default
    Tyler: Legitimate investors like to see legitimate businesses provide a little more than promises of quick, easy cash
    Lenny: Because we are an affiliate that can only offer services to registered IBOs of Amway we can not display information to non registered users.
    Tyler: I see
    Tyler: but you just displayed that information to me...
    Tyler: Way to beat the system, Lenny
    Lenny: As a guest yes
    Lenny: You are inquiring about it so I am providing what can be provided.
    Tyler: So we come back to my original complaint about the website
    Tyler: Why can't you provide what can be provided by default?
    Tyler: It almost seems like you're trying to hide it, perish the thought
    Lenny: I am not but please believe what you would like
    Lenny: We simply can not allow general access without a valid guest account login being provided first
    Tyler: fair enough
    Tyler: I'm still having difficulty finding information about your business plan and/or marketing plan
    Lenny: We are a very legitimate business that is designed to help Amway IBOs build and grow their business, we are the support system.
    Tyler: Ah, I see
    Lenny: We are not in marketing.
    Tyler: So why doesn't it say that on your website?
    Lenny: Say what exactly?
    Tyler: Well, this is the first indication I've heard of what WWG LLC actually does
    Lenny: You have to register with Amway first before you can register with us and that step is where you learn what it is that we provide.
    Tyler: Fiar enough, if the business is aimed directly at people who are already with Amway
    Tyler: fair*

    Lenny: Only those registered with Amway can even register with us, therefore we only support those registered with Amway.
    Tyler: This returns me once again to the complaint about the website, however, but now it's structured a little different:
    Tyler: Your website is pretty shady looking, I suppose you could say

    Lenny: Without an understanding of how the business works and how we are tied into that I could see that
    Tyler: It may well be legitimately aimed at amway folks, but any old person who stumbles across it might get the wrong impression
    Tyler: if you know what I mean

    Lenny: But not having the information provided to you by someone registered with Amway first is the cause of the confusion.
    Lenny: YOu first need to be introduced to how Amway works, then you will learn about the support system
    Tyler: Yes and no
    Tyler: What your saying is that I should be suspiciously eyeing Amway, not World Wide Group
    Tyler: This isn't strictly a website question/comment, but I think your intro seminar could use a little modification

    Lenny: You need to be registered with them first before wandering about World Wide. Both companies are very legitimate.
    Tyler: The presenter mentioned Amway, but provided absolutely no information on the relationship between Amway and WWG
    Lenny: Please contact the person who referred to this site regarding that.
    Tyler: I will do that, thank you
    Lenny: Thank you for using Live Help - it's been my pleasure to help you today. Click here if you would like to print a copy of this transcript.
    Last edited by Rob Oplawar; February 19th, 2010 at 03:46 PM.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by ExAm View Post
    *spits earl grey all over sensitive electronics*
    You do realize that Mudkipz, The Dark Side, and English Mobster are all the same account, right? I registered this account with Mudkipz, realized a few days later that the name was retarded and had an admin change it to The Dark Side, then realized a few weeks later that that name was retarded too and had an admin change it to English Mobster. I donated $40 to make up for all the inconvenience (both for the name changes and at least partially for the whole sister fiasco).
    They're all from the same account.

    ANYWAY. What's done is done. I was a stupid 13-year-old bigot at the time; I've apologized many times over. I'm 16 now, I've matured enough to realize how stupid I was back then and believe me when I say I'm not pulling anything like that again. It's caused me enough grief as it is.
    Now lets get back to the topic at hand, if we will.
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Holy shit that was three years ago?
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by English Mobster View Post
    I've matured
    Quote Originally Posted by English Mobster's Signature
    slowpoke with iamafag face on it
    it's okay because this is the quotes thread and i am posting quotes

    i do my part
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    You're saying he isn't mature because of an image in his rotating sig?
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    Re: Quotes Funny Random

    Quote Originally Posted by Heathen View Post
    Holy shit that was three years ago?
    jesus christ i feel so old

    and one for the thread:
    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Gale
    yeah, we're going to win the series 4-1
    ahahahahhdhasfhfhggjhkgjkhgfjdjf
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