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  1. #311
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    well, i remember a friend of mine when he talked to me on yahoo, so here's the best way i remember this conversation:


    chuckluck
    : oh shit man, my friend just got shot.
    alwin: what?
    chuckluck: i dont know how, we were simply driving when he just gets shot, i got out of the jeep and ran for cover.
    alwin: wait, when?
    chuckluck: today, but when i got back he was dead
    alwin: did you call the cops?
    Chuckluck: wtf, no how the hell am i supposed to?
    alwin: you dial 911 -_-
    chuckluck: wtf, im talking about battlefield dumbass, you know the game?
    alwin: omfg fuck you.
    Chuckluck: what?
    alwin: why the fuck are you freaked out that your friend got shot, in a game?
    chuckluck: he was on a kill streak.
    alwin: omfg, leave me the fuck alone -_-
    Chuckluck: what???

    note: his name was not chuckluck,
    i forgot what his username was, but it had the word luck in it...
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    rob: have you ever heard the phrase "cleaning peanut butter out of carpet"?
    snaf: no
    rob: by far the worst part of being as hairy as i am
    snaf: oh god
    rob: what a pain in the ass
    rob: literally
    snaf: don't want to know about peanutbutter in your hairy asshole
    rob: too late
    rob: you know now
    snaf: don't want to know why it was there
    rob: you're thinking too literally
    rob: what else has a similar consistency to peanut butter and is much more likely to be in that area?






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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Hey, thanks for sharing snaf.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Arcueid: don't tell your friends or i'll say you're a butt
    Arcueid: its not your fault your a slut
    [DEM] WSage: lol
    [DEM] WSage: true
    â€* Â£Ă«gionaire45â„¢ â€*: wow, that poem puts me in a glut
    â€* Â£Ă«gionaire45â„¢ â€*: I better go look at some smut
    Arcueid: :o
    How babby form?
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    <+Tural> Butts.
    <+Tural> Butts.
    <+Tural> Butts.
    <+Tural> Butts.
    <~DEElekgolo> Tural stop... butting in
    <~DEElekgolo> OHH HOO HO!!
    <~DEElekgolo> OHH HOOOOOO HO!!!!!!!
    <+JK-47> OMYLOL
    <+JK-47> ROFLOL
    <~DEElekgolo> JK-47 U HEAR DAT?!?!?
    <@ExcruciationX> HA HA HA HA
    <~DEElekgolo> OHHH!!!
    <@ExcruciationX> HE HE HE HE
    <+JK-47> I DID
    <~DEElekgolo> OH!!!HOH!OHO!H!
    <@ExcruciationX> HO HO HO HO
    <+JK-47> URSOFUNY
    <~DEElekgolo> HUMOROUS!
    <@ExcruciationX> HEH HEH HEH
    <+Tural> Derp.
    Screwing around in MIRC
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    (10:52:05 AM) heathen: I just started downloading Wall-E
    (10:52:08 AM) heathen: at
    (10:52:13 AM) heathen: 10:24
    (10:52:23 AM) heathen: and it finished at 10:45
    (10:52:31 AM) paperr10t: damn...
    (10:52:35 AM) heathen: downloading at 808
    (10:52:49 AM) heathen: kB/s
    Fuck yeah.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    <goatasaur> what do you call a black guy flying an airplane?
    <blah> i refuse to anwser that
    <goatasaur> a PILOT, you racist
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    iatty (5:02:49 PM): rossmum posted about meme kids and I jizzed in my pants
    teh rossmum (5:03:20 PM): oh, i guess you're safe, you can tell people you just spilled some water on them
    teh rossmum (5:03:22 PM): lel
    iatty (5:03:26 PM): OH
    iatty (5:03:26 PM): FUCK YOU

    HEH.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    http://www.modacity.net/forums/conve...p?u=222&u2=466

    Fucking lol

    Fucking hell me and n00b are weird lol
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    How did you do that
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