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[rossmum]

unless it was a childhood friend ive known since i was three, the suicide of any of my friends wouldn't really affect me tbh

(i dont have any of those hth)

Don't say it until you've actually had it happen, like Bodie said it can really stuff with you. I handle death pretty well, but even I'm not immune to friends suddenly going (as I well found out recently).

[CN3089]

2:15 - brosef: hi have you seen my new ~sig~
2:15 - brosef:
2:16 - Nightlife: YOU R A TRU BRO
2:16 - Nightlife: TRU BRO 2 DA END
2:16 - brosef: WE RIDE 2GETHA
2:16 - brosef: WE DIE 2GETHA
2:16 - Nightlife: WE RIDE HIGH
2:16 - Nightlife: NO LIE
2:16 - Nightlife: YOU KNOW THIS
2:16 - Nightlife: BALLIN~
2:16 - brosef: BROS 4 LYFE

free emmzee tt

[PlasbianX]

Rentafence5: SO
Rentafence5: I HEAR YOU'RE A WATER CHESTNUT
plasbianx1337: SO LIKE
plasbianx1337: I shaved my dick earlier
plasbianx1337: failed miserably doing it
plasbianx1337: i got cut marks all over it
plasbianx1337: and it hurts like fucking hell
Rentafence5: are
Rentafence5: really
Rentafence5: go on
plasbianx1337: seriously
plasbianx1337: im not bullshitting right now
plasbianx1337: i was using an electric razor
Rentafence5: uh huh
plasbianx1337: and i also cut my scrodum
plasbianx1337: it bled
Rentafence5: scrotum*
Rentafence5: So you butchered some meat basically
plasbianx1337: close enough
plasbianx1337: and yes, i guess you could say that
plasbianx1337: I am plasbianx. and i butchered my meat.

It starting to scab over. Erections rip them open. It HURTSSSSSSSSSS.

[PopeAK49]

Search the internet for videos on how to shave your ballz correctly.

[ThePlague]

Started by him calling me something on RuneScape, but it bleeps out cuss words

=Σ= ThePlague: what'd you call me?!
(MP)AddoExitium: cunt
=Σ= ThePlague: homo
(MP)AddoExitium: bitch
=Σ= ThePlague: bitch i'm wearing full mystic and a mind shield
(MP)AddoExitium: dont make me get on the lvl 102
=Σ= ThePlague: pssshhh
(MP)AddoExitium: want proof?
=Σ= ThePlague: nope
=Σ= ThePlague: i'm 44 beotch
(MP)AddoExitium: im lvl 53 on this acc, id pwn
(MP)AddoExitium: u
(MP)AddoExitium: sideways
=Σ= ThePlague: 45 magicz
(MP)AddoExitium: only pussies use magic
=Σ= ThePlague: no you
(MP)AddoExitium: no u
=Σ= ThePlague: magic powns
(MP)AddoExitium: pussy
(MP)AddoExitium: PUSSY
=Σ= ThePlague: you wish you could tele
=Σ= ThePlague: to cameltoe
=Σ= ThePlague: I mean camelot
(MP)AddoExitium: lmfao
(MP)AddoExitium: cameltoe can suck my dick
=Σ= ThePlague: mann creame
(MP)AddoExitium: random
(MP)AddoExitium: but ok

[AddoExitium]

Started by him calling me something on RuneScape, but it bleeps out cuss words

u douchenut lol

[ThePlague]

[Skill]

RuneScape

[ultama121]

Hey Emmzee's back!

[itszutak]

Hey Emmzee's back!

I...don't know what to say.

E: wow what's with me and making new pages