Basically, you only really need to read the bear-related posts, I'm just too lazy to re-arrange a thread this big.
E: Gah, just realized none of the images are there, all you need to know is that the OP's image was this.
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Basically, you only really need to read the bear-related posts, I'm just too lazy to re-arrange a thread this big.
E: Gah, just realized none of the images are there, all you need to know is that the OP's image was this.
wrong thread bro
oh my god when I'm in germany I go to this place called nordsee, best fish and chips ever...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rook
Rhode Islander Lyncher: Fuck dude
=Σ= Guidario: i caught a botter
=Σ= Guidario: lol
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i am like
Rhode Islander Lyncher: stunned
Rhode Islander Lyncher: have you ever tried mastuirbating while drinking an energy drink?
=Σ= Guidario: no
Rhode Islander Lyncher: its like amazing
=Σ= Guidario: one of the few things i havent tried
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i just fapped for 50 minutes straight non stop full speed
Rhode Islander Lyncher: holy shit
Rhode Islander Lyncher: was amazing
Rhode Islander Lyncher: but FUCK I HAVE CARPET BURN
Rhode Islander Lyncher: like my cock is dead now
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i just tried flexing it
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i think a piece fell off
Rhode Islander Lyncher: :(
=Σ= Guidario: ROFL
Rhode Islander Lyncher: OH GOD I MADE A HOLE IN THE WALL WITH MY SKEET
Rhode Islander Lyncher: is skeet supposed to lgow green?
=Σ= Guidario: omfg
=Σ= Guidario: that happened to you too?
Rhode Islander Lyncher: lol
Rhode Islander Lyncher: at least its not blood
Rhode Islander Lyncher: :X
=Σ= Guidario: oh fuck
Rhode Islander Lyncher: lol
Rhode Islander Lyncher: OH MY GOD MY DICK IS SLOWLY TURNING BLACK
Rhode Islander Lyncher: IDK IF THIS IS A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING
Rhode islander lyncher- chains
Guido fuck- donut
Ok, I admit it, I laughed.
Well you know what they say about black guys :q:Quote:
Originally Posted by sKc_Chains
It took... 20 years to collect that much, and you use it as lube?
Continuation of what chains posted
.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeaconBlues
.Quote:
[»ШМ«]Kurdy™: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...n356/japan.jpg
[»ШМ«]Kurdy™: those are men???
[»ШМ«]: yes
[»ШМ«]: ..
[»ШМ«]: why was japan back then so bad ass
[»ШМ«]Kurdy™: ye
[»ШМ«]: and now they look like chicks with Blue steel?
[»ШМ«]Kurdy™: but now dey all just sum gayos
This is the kind of stuff we talk about.Quote:
"Snafubar" (8:36:15 PM): i was at home one day"Snafubar" (8:36:19 PM): and it is fucking POURING
"Snafubar" (8:36:25 PM): high wind, rain
"Snafubar" (8:36:30 PM): and i call my ex and i'm all
"Snafubar" (8:36:38 PM): ISN'T THIS RAIN NICE http://www.modacity.net/forums/aolba...0001C91/3A2D44
"Snafubar" (8:36:45 PM): and she's all "what rain??"
"Snafubar" (8:36:50 PM): she lived 4 miles away
JeanLuc 761 (8:36:57 PM): lol
"Snafubar" (8:37:02 PM): it was clear skies for her
JeanLuc 761 (8:37:07 PM): we've had times where it rains in the front yard, and doesn't in the back yard
JeanLuc 761 (8:37:10 PM): We're like "lolwut?"
"Snafubar" (8:37:13 PM): lol
JeanLuc 761 (8:37:29 PM): Fucking yardist rain, I'm telling you
JeanLuc 761 (8:37:34 PM): *corny jokes!*
"Snafubar" (8:37:58 PM): lol
"Snafubar" (8:38:15 PM): your backyard grass must've been a little...brown
JeanLuc 761 (8:38:24 PM): ...oh shit
JeanLuc 761 (8:38:28 PM): :caruso:
[22:16] ICEE: whoah
[22:16] ICEE: i found him again
[22:16] =Σ= Guidario: um...
[22:16] =Σ= Guidario: oh shit
[22:16] =Σ= Guidario: i think i know who youre talking about
[22:16] =Σ= Guidario: hes been stalking you for a while now?
[22:16] <This user is now offline>
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? i dont know whether to call in an amber alert or not
im an adult, you jackass
wha... youre an... AND YOU LET ME SHARE A BED WITH YOU :gonk:?
dotQuote:
[03:10] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: what you should do for your test maps is make a script you can run while in devmode
[03:10] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: that respawns all of the bipeds
[03:10] m00kz.weapon: hahaha yeah
[03:10] m00kz.weapon: really
[03:10] m00kz.weapon: I'm fucking failure at scripting though
[03:10] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: it's a easy script
[03:11] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: name all of your bipeds
[03:11] m00kz.weapon: Yeah
[03:11] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: and then make a script that does an (object_create_anew) for each one
...
[03:46] m00kz.weapon: dude this script rocks
[03:46] m00kz.weapon: thx brosef.
[03:46] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: yeah all you need is more elites and you'd never need a reason to leave the map again
[03:46] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: :realsmug:
[03:46] m00kz.weapon: god
[03:46] m00kz.weapon: don't tempt me
:v:Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
In the random category:
Quote:
(10:25:44 PM) Kevin Lange: I have two classes with this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Lynn
(10:27:09 PM) Siliconmaster482: ccool
(10:27:09 PM) Siliconmaster482: *cool
(10:27:37 PM) Kevin Lange: Despite how much every employee at Cisco probably hates him, he's a great guy.
(10:28:08 PM) Kevin Lange: I took the current photo on the Wikipedia article as a joke.
(10:28:34 PM) Siliconmaster482: lmao
(10:29:45 PM) Kevin Lange: And completely reformatted the page...
(10:29:52 PM) Kevin Lange: And added the note that he's currently at UIUC...
(10:30:09 PM) Siliconmaster482: nice work
(10:30:32 PM) Kevin Lange: If you go the edit right before OasisGames started touching it, you'll see how I've made it much better.
(10:31:11 PM) Kevin Lange: Anyway, yeah, the picture joke...
(10:31:20 PM) Kevin Lange: Or rather, here's the complete story:
(10:31:51 PM) Kevin Lange: I'm walking out of an introduction to computer science at UIUC meeting at the Siebel Center (look it up if you want, I'll just say "it's THE CS building at UIUC")...
(10:33:03 PM) Kevin Lange: There's food, drink, etc., but I'm not hungry - and now thank god I never went to get food or this probably wouldn't have happened - so I walk to the end of the room closest to the ACM room (because I'm going to join the ACM), guy sits down next to me, no idea who he is, but he obviously looks a little older...
(10:33:32 PM) Kevin Lange: ACM guys get invited to join the party, sit down at the table...
(10:33:54 PM) Kevin Lange: (because it's closest)
(10:34:34 PM) Kevin Lange: We start talking, they ask where we're all from (there was one other person at the table, someone from my res. hall), and we get through some basic introductions, and they get to Mike, and he's like "Google Michael Hall"
(10:34:46 PM) Siliconmaster482: haha
(10:34:53 PM) Kevin Lange: And they're like, what? And he shows them his name tag.
(10:35:06 PM) Kevin Lange: No one really knows who he is still, it's not so much a name thing rather it's the event itself that was famous...
(10:35:12 PM) Kevin Lange: But we all have iphones.
(10:35:13 PM) Siliconmaster482: heh
(10:35:17 PM) Siliconmaster482: LOL
(10:35:20 PM) Kevin Lange: So we google, hop on Wikipedia...
(10:35:23 PM) Kevin Lange: And holy shit look at this guy.
(10:35:51 PM) Kevin Lange: First thing we did after figuring out how awesome this guy was start critiquing the shitpoor things on his wiki entry (Because people do stupid things there).
(10:36:22 PM) Kevin Lange: I made the sarcastic comic "nice picture" - because we all know pictures on wikipedia are rarely good. I think Linus Torvalds is the only good picture I've seen on Wikipedia...
(10:36:40 PM) Kevin Lange: He says "Not really, it's terrible" and I'm like "Let's replace it.", and he's like "ha, sure."
(10:36:48 PM) Siliconmaster482: haha
(10:36:56 PM) Kevin Lange: So he stands up, I take a picture, tweet it, pull out my netbook and upload it to wikipedia.
(10:37:22 PM) Siliconmaster482: noice
(10:37:23 PM) Kevin Lange: Then came this three hour discussion about all sorts of things, starting with his life story.
(10:38:17 PM) Kevin Lange: Then we moved into the ACM room, and he started talking about stupid things people do in computing (it started out as a discussion on the ACM's OS project, then turned into how documentation sucks, specifications are never properly implemented, etc... then went into how he used to screw people over who were asking homework questions in IRC channels back in the day...)
(10:38:47 PM) Kevin Lange: Unfortunately, I had to leave, it was getting late and I had class early in the morning today...
(10:39:07 PM) Kevin Lange: Get back to my dorm, revamped the wikipage because I was bored... went to sleep, etc. etc...
(10:39:47 PM) Kevin Lange: Walk down to the Siebel Center for my first class... sit down at a table that was left out from the party the night before (I was a half hour early), went on digg, slashdot, etc...
(10:39:59 PM) Kevin Lange: Guess who's at the coffee shop right behind me?
(10:40:40 PM) Kevin Lange: Mike Lynn. Sits down next to me. Small talk, "which class are you here for" "CS173" "Oh, same here."... we walk in, walk up to the front row and sit there.
(10:40:43 PM) Kevin Lange: Class, etc. blah blah.
(10:41:18 PM) Siliconmaster482: lol
(10:41:31 PM) Kevin Lange: Right before the next class he's like "You're not by any chance in CS231 are you?" "Yeah." - we sit there for the next class.
(10:41:51 PM) Kevin Lange: So, yeah, I have two lectures in a row with him on monday and wednesday and one on friday.
(10:42:00 PM) Kevin Lange: This definitely boosts my hacker cred.
(10:42:09 PM) Kevin Lange: I'll be "good friends" with him by the end of the semester.
(10:42:27 PM) Siliconmaster482: niiiiice
Quote:
(11:13:49 PM) BobtheGreatII: http://www.engadget.com/2009/08/24/a...ers/#continued
(11:13:52 PM) BobtheGreatII: seriously
(11:14:01 PM) BobtheGreatII: the Mac ads are starting to drive me nuts
(11:14:17 PM) BobtheGreatII: And it's making me crazy that people are dumb enough to believe this garbage
(11:14:29 PM) BobtheGreatII: Yes. There are Viruses out there.
(11:14:40 PM) BobtheGreatII: Are you going to get one by buying a PC?
(11:14:41 PM) BobtheGreatII: No
(11:14:44 PM) BobtheGreatII: Ugh
(11:15:20 PM) BobtheGreatII: I've had a PC for nearly 12 years, and I've only gotten 3 Viruses, all because I downloaded bad Torrents.
(11:15:22 PM) oasisgamescom: This is why I use Linux. Because both of you guys are idiots :awesome:
Bleh. :maddowns:
wasn't sure whether to dump this here or the ownage thread, went with here
please let this be legit :allears:Quote:
cb the polarbear (3:25:59 AM): ross
cb the polarbear (3:26:01 AM): i think
cb the polarbear (3:26:06 AM): we, as a community
cb the polarbear (3:26:09 AM): got fucking trolled
cb the polarbear (3:26:11 AM): hardcore
teh rossmum (3:26:13 AM): 0wned
cb the polarbear (3:26:34 AM): so i'm talking to RG over xfire...
teh rossmum (3:26:40 AM): i love how i take bullshit seriously and laugh off seriously bad shit going down
cb the polarbear (3:26:48 AM): lol
teh rossmum (3:26:51 AM): SO THREADS ARE EVIL
teh rossmum (3:26:58 AM): meanwhile, modacity gets owned
cb the polarbear (3:26:59 AM): [13:12] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: okay. well, you've been doing fine so far except for that one instance in bodzilla's visitor messages
[13:13] DJ iTails: ?
[13:14] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: but, there's one thing i didn't consider when letting you back into the forums, and that's how apparently 90% of the community hates your existence.
[13:14] DJ iTails: thats great and all, but i've moved on
[13:14] DJ iTails: I could care less about the community at modacity. I found a new one.
[13:15] DJ iTails: The internet is the internet to me. No use crying about a forum that doesnt like you.
[13:15] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: well, in that case...
[13:16] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: thing is, i've been getting a fuckton of criticism for not banning you on sight.
[13:16] DJ iTails: I've already been banned.
[13:16] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: i'm trying to get people to leave you al- wait what
[13:16] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: when did this happen?
[13:17] DJ iTails: Everytime I go there, I get the "hit the road jack" song.
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: uhhh
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: [13:16] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: when did this happen?
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: you were posting just fine yesterday
[13:17] DJ iTails: I never posted yesterday...
[13:17] DJ iTails: I've been posting here http://www.opencarnage.com/
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: ?
[13:17] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: what the hell
[13:17] DJ iTails: check the IP's, because I know for sure thats not me
[13:18] DJ iTails: DEE was asking the same thing.
[13:18] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: you were in my profile yesterday early morning, 1:55AM
[13:19] DJ iTails: someone must have logged into my account then
[13:19] DJ iTails: I havent been to modacity in ages
[13:19] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: ...wait a fucking minute
[13:20] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: Didn't you register Dotkito92?
[13:20] DJ iTails: no
[13:20] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: .......
[13:20] p0lar.unit_hud_interface: WHAT THE FUCK
[13:20] DJ iTails: my current address is <snip>, thats the one i've had since i went there i think
[13:20] DJ iTails: the only username I use is iTails
[13:21] DJ iTails: Dotkito was back in the day over Xbox live
[13:21] DJ iTails: and halomaps.
cb the polarbear (3:27:28 AM): i know you don't trust him one bit, but
teh rossmum (3:27:44 AM): LOL
teh rossmum (3:27:49 AM): HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
cb the polarbear (3:27:50 AM): if RG and Dotkito92 were the same person, that conversation wouldn't be happening
teh rossmum (3:27:52 AM): TROLLED SON
teh rossmum (3:27:53 AM): TROLLED
teh rossmum (3:27:54 AM): TROLLED
cb the polarbear (3:27:58 AM): We
cb the polarbear (3:28:00 AM): have been
teh rossmum (3:28:00 AM): I WISH I WAS THE ONE WHO DID THIS
cb the polarbear (3:28:01 AM): owned
cb the polarbear (3:28:02 AM): hardcore
teh rossmum (3:28:05 AM): THIS IS A FUCKIN MASTERSTROKE
teh rossmum (3:28:25 AM): holy living fuck
teh rossmum (3:28:42 AM): i can't even think of an appropriate adjective to couple with '0wned'
teh rossmum (3:28:53 AM): can't even think of an appropriate intensifier...
cb the polarbear (3:28:57 AM): fawkin' 0wned?
teh rossmum (3:29:00 AM): even by beloved fuck has failed me...
teh rossmum (3:29:09 AM): it just doesn't even begin to cover it...
teh rossmum (3:30:42 AM): oh my god
teh rossmum (3:30:46 AM): holy fuck
teh rossmum (3:30:47 AM): i
teh rossmum (3:30:48 AM): wow
teh rossmum (3:30:54 AM): whoever did this needs a medal
thats for teh lulz right thar right thar
Self-quoting FTW.Quote:
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: an ant was walking on my touchpad
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: and making my mouse move
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: then it climbed onto the keyboard
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: and proceeded to get directly underneath my finger as i hit enter
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: and i didnt kill it, but it became mentally retarded
[20:29] ultama.pk3: poor ant rofl
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: and fell underneath my shift key
[20:29] Abominable Snow Mobster: AND NOW ITS DEAD
[13:07] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: tell him i like dick
advancebo likes the dick :o
Its just onotix being a retardQuote:
Originally Posted by anonymous
Conversation started between [»ШМ«]Advancebo and [»ШМ«]Θ: Sat, Aug 29 13:07:27 2009
[13:07] [»ШМ«]Θ: [13:06] Zteam: tell adfagbo to unblock me and that im sorry for hurting his cmt fan boy feelings
[13:07] [»ШМ«]Advancebo: tell him idc
[13:08] [»ШМ«]Θ: [13:08] Zteam: lol wut
[13:08] Zteam: HEY ITS Zteam here
theres the true chat log.
thats why he didnt know if it was a good thing or a bad thing :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
you used an :emote: in an IM conversation?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean-Luc
:fail:
What? I do it all the time. :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
yeah me too
Fuck, I've got the SA emot pack for trillian.
I go to bed at fucking 6:30 pm so what.Quote:
Gagonshaft: Goodnight cass
`CaSs!: lol
Gagonshaft: tell me a bedtime story
`CaSs!: really?
`CaSs!: once upon a time cass was playing poker
`CaSs!: hes got a pair of aces
Gagonshaft: were the aces black
`CaSs!: one red one black
Gagonshaft: this is a good story
Gagonshaft: so im assuming the white ace came in and took land from the reds and enslaved the blacks to work on it
`CaSs!: duh
`CaSs!: i lost that hand btw
Gagonshaft: yeah u ussually cant win being red or black
Complete lapse in judgement when I saw an opportune time to use quotes off of Modacity :ohdear:Quote:
Me: So it's my friends birthday
Friend: And you forgot
Friend: You dick
Me:I told him "Congratulations on surviving another year post vaginal ejection with disgusting fluids and a sack following after"
Me:Another one of my friends said "Wow, now how do you think he feels on his birthday?"
Me:It was at this moment I remember his mother is dead
WOW, the irony. lolololQuote:
Originally Posted by Talitha
I wonder how they handle other religions...Quote:
Originally Posted by paladin
e:holy crap what is that thread i dont even
10300 posts ?????
these people are dedicated.
How's making sure your gf doesn't kill herself working for you? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
Theres a guy with 32,000+
:v:Quote:
Sm482: I'm going through school papers and stuff from last year, seeing if I can salvage notebooks for the upcoming school year
Sm482: and I get to some notes about presentations
Sm482: step 1: pick a topic
Sm482: step 2: analyze the audience
Sm482: step 3: shift the topic so it fits with the analysis
Sm482: and so on
Sm482: then I get to the bottom:
Sm482: step 10: ?
Sm482: step 11: profit
Sm482: I've never laughed so hard at my own notes
Sm482: I must have been reeealy bored that day
Лорд вон Крупп: Lol.
posers are literally the lowest form of scumQuote:
Nightlife: If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.
Северный ветер: i'd expect him to be able to spell CORPS right at least
Северный ветер: what a fuckin poser
Северный ветер: where is this
Nightlife: gorilla warfare
Северный ветер: tell him your soldier friend thinks he's a fucking posing retard and he's welcome to try and square up to a real soldier anytime
Nightlife: oh its just some guy responding to someone telling him huntsman has no skill
Северный ветер: tell him anyway
Северный ветер: additionally ask him his unit and mos, see if he can even name one
Nightlife: I don't know man!!!!!
Nightlife: he knows the guy who created google maps!!!
Nightlife: he could find my address!
Северный ветер: the london sewers are less full of shit than this scrub
The huntsman is still a terrible weapon though.
Disagreed.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
Have you ever played with it ever? ever? it is amazing for ridding yourself of heavies and soldiers and sentries. The only time I prefer the sniper rifle is when dealing with other snipers or scouts or disarming sticky bombs.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
A charged sniper headshot can kill a heavy (not overhealed) and a soldier. What are you getting at?Quote:
Originally Posted by ICEE
The amount of spam it gets makes me want to just play another game (partly why I havn't really played TF2 in a month or two so it may have died down since the SvS update).Quote:
Originally Posted by ExAm
If I have to fight in a midrange environment, I use the huntsman. The sniper rifle doesn't cut it at that distance, and the SMG is hardly a main weapon. Plus, I usually carry jarate anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Asakura
car jacking? its called browns plains rentals we try, you die says:
hey man
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
sup
car jacking? its called browns plains rentals we try, you die says:
a guy with a knife an his freind tryed car jacking me
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
ya speed off into the distance
?
car jacking? its called browns plains rentals we try, you die says:
yep
hhahaha
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
lol
car jacking? its called browns plains rentals we try, you die says:
i droped clutch and took off
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
where ya at a red light or something?
car jacking? its called browns plains rentals we try, you die says:
yep
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
owned
car jacking? its called browns plains rentals we try, you die says:
im alive
win
talking with my little bro, love his name xD
might as well double post :D
rubet says:
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~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
FFFF
rubet says:
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~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
D:
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rubet says:
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*spell baby
ah geez
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
OFF TO BED WITH THEE
rubet says:
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~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
i need that vagina all rested and relaxed!
rubet says:
wanna come?
lol
~ Zizlah teh sex god ~ says:
i'm cumming already baby
lol
night
xoxo
rubet says:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA
LOLOLOLOLOLOOL
night sexy
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Gf's, she's the medic to my heavy weapon <3
idk about you, but it's funny to me:
[19:21] Gamma927: lolfreshmen
[19:21] Gamma927: they were complaining about swimming
[19:21] Gamma927: they were like
[19:21] Gamma927: OMG
[19:21] Gamma927: WE HAZ TO SWIM
[19:21] Gamma927: THAT MEANS WE HAZ TO STRIP NAKED IN THE LOCKER ROOMS
[19:21] Gamma927: TO CHANGE INTO SHORTS
[19:21] Gamma927: and like
[19:21] Elefant: i remember swimming
[19:21] Gamma927: all the sophmores were like
[19:21] Gamma927: LET'S STARE AT THE FRESMEN
[19:22] Elefant: lmao
[19:22] Gamma927: so taht they got really nervous
[19:24] Elefant: oh
[19:24] Elefant: right
[19:24] Elefant: my english teacher is teh shitz
[19:24] Elefant: he told us this story
[19:24] Elefant: about when he went to spain
[19:25] Elefant: and they saw the only albino gorilla in existence
[19:25] Elefant: and like
[19:25] Elefant: the gorilla threw shit at them
[19:25] Elefant: and it splattered against the glass cage
[19:25] Elefant: then
[19:25] Elefant: he shit again
[19:25] Elefant: and did a hand stand
[19:25] Elefant: and ate it
[19:25] Elefant: so then
[19:25] Elefant: this other gorilla came over
[19:25] Elefant: shit
[19:25] Elefant: ate it
[19:25] Elefant: threw it up
[19:25] Elefant: ate it
[19:25] Elefant: threw it up
[19:25] Elefant: ate it
[19:25] Gamma927: :<
[19:25] Elefant: threw it up
[19:25] Elefant: and then threw it at the albino one
[19:26] Elefant: then licked his fingers
[19:26] Elefant: so then
[19:26] Elefant: all the other gorillas
[19:26] Elefant: came over
[19:26] Elefant: and had like
[19:26] Elefant: a war
[19:26] Elefant: rofl
[19:26] Gamma927: o.O
[19:26] Elefant: i'd hate to be the janitor
[19:26] Elefant: D:
Sounds like a summary of every web forum.
*shits on, eats, and then vomits up your post*
LolzQuote:
tvtyrant: *Walks in* "I thought I told you to gtfo my house!!!!!!!" *Donut runs*
=Σ= Haybot: rofl yeah i can see that happening
tvtyrant: Or you can put on your epic battle theme
=Σ= Haybot: i could
tvtyrant: And fuck some shit up
=Σ= Haybot: with the robe
tvtyrant: Literally
tvtyrant: Have sex with her dad
tvtyrant: Thats the secret of getting in
=Σ= Haybot: mmmm
=Σ= Haybot: or well
=Σ= Haybot: what i meant to say was
=Σ= Haybot: no
tvtyrant: O rly?
=Σ= Haybot: but it came out as a sexual moan
=Σ= Haybot: idk why
tvtyrant: How do you think his wife got in?
Hunter (martynball): Whats backburner do?
[»ШМ«]Advancebo (advancebo): its a particle thing i believ
so? i confused afterburn with backburner.
The worst weapon ever made for terrible pyros. :realsmug:Quote:
Originally Posted by DEEhunter
What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of the hundred crits i'm getting on the cart pushers. :haw:Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
http://spacebrick.net/pictures/blog_gallery/ronery.png
Story of my rife.
I'm not here right now
Stranger: asl big boi?
You: Im a guy
Stranger: well hii :)
Stranger: whats your name??
You: John
You: yours?
Stranger: hi john :)
You: Hi
Stranger: im abby
You: hai
Stranger: how old are you??
You: 15
You: also
Stranger: ohh nice im 20
You: OMFG A GURL ON TEH INTERNETZ??!!?1!?11!1
Your conversational partner has disconnected
lol I got owned.Quote:
[13:02] Gamma927: guess what
[13:02] Gamma927: you'll never believe this
[13:02] Gamma927: are you ther?
[13:08] Elefant: wat
[13:08] Elefant: wat will i not believe
[13:08] Gamma927: zteam's releasing their first h3 map in august
[13:08] Elefant: zomg
[13:08] Elefant: :awesome:
[13:08] Gamma927: wait
[13:09] Gamma927: so you believe it?
[13:09] Gamma927: cuz it's obviously a lie
[13:09] Gamma927: :|
[13:09] Elefant: :\
[13:09] Elefant: fack u
[13:09] Elefant: >:C
[13:09] Gamma927: lol
A friend was asking me for woman advice, he went to an all guy Highschool and so now that he's in college he's all sorts of WTF DO I DO.
I was telling him what i have picked up over the years and such, and then was like "I'll tell you what NOT to do." I looked over at my roommate and his girlfriend. "When Rozio (the girl) first started coming over.. one of the first times she was here... she jumped in your bed and started rolling around in your sheets exclaiming about how comfortable they are. Now... I know that if a girl jumped in my bed and did that... I'd be getting laid that night.... instead what'd you do? You bragged about the thread count in your sheets."
I was looking at the reviews for a Logitech MX518 mouse, when I come across this:
Quote:
Pros: This mouse owns hardkore. I pwn noobs all day in Quake live and then i'm like lol nuub. I own3d you with my new mouse.
Cons: None
Other Thoughts: Wow is a casual mmo that requires no skill. Please bring back EQ
I loled
Quote:
http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kp...5quno1_500.jpg
So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia’s there, and lookin’ good. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Be like Han.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKx4WOdgRhg
dont watch the video, look at the comments. click show all comments and watch as it evolves from me correcting somebody into a homosexuality discussion. believe in youtube stupidity. believe
and respond for luls if youre really motivated
I wasn't the one who totally just thumbs up'd all your comments and thumbs down'd the other people's...I swear it was totally me
Abominable Snow Mobster: so, i went and saw gi joe with my new gf last night
Abominable Snow Mobster: and every time something blew up
Abominable Snow Mobster: she giggled
Abominable Snow Mobster: GIGGLED.
Abominable Snow Mobster: i think i love this girl.
And no, I didn't copy-paste any of my Guide to Differentiating Asian Typesets.Quote:
(08:09:06 PM) Rob Oplawar: wtf
(08:09:08 PM) Rob Oplawar: i just saw a japanese commercial that could only be described as...
(08:09:11 PM) Rob Oplawar: normal
(08:09:43 PM) Rob Oplawar: i don't know what to make of this
(08:09:52 PM) Rob Oplawar: japanese commercials are normal
(08:10:02 PM) Rob Oplawar: and now american commercials are weird as fuck
(08:10:12 PM) Rob Oplawar: a wad of cash with eyeballs...
(08:10:56 PM) Kevin Lange: find it on youtube
(08:11:01 PM) Kevin Lange: and show it to me
(08:11:10 PM) Rob Oplawar: it was in japanese
(08:11:16 PM) Rob Oplawar: i don't know how to enter the search terms
(08:11:19 PM) Rob Oplawar: <_>
(08:11:26 PM) Kevin Lange: ...
(08:11:27 PM) Kevin Lange: bastard
(08:11:52 PM) Rob Oplawar: wait
(08:11:56 PM) Rob Oplawar: i think it may be korean
(08:12:10 PM) Kevin Lange: Did you see any hangul?
(08:12:18 PM) Rob Oplawar: is tudou korean or japanese?
(08:12:33 PM) Kevin Lange: chinese
(08:12:34 PM) Rob Oplawar: the characters look like they might be korean
(08:12:34 PM) Kevin Lange: durf
(08:12:38 PM) Rob Oplawar: oh
(08:12:39 PM) Kevin Lange: Tudou is CHINESE
(08:12:41 PM) Rob Oplawar: man
(08:12:42 PM) Rob Oplawar: i suck at this
(08:12:48 PM) Rob Oplawar: asians all look the same to me
(08:12:51 PM) Rob Oplawar: and their writing
(08:12:53 PM) Kevin Lange: omfg
(08:13:07 PM) Kevin Lange: Let me introduce you to Bacon's Guide to Differentiating Asian Typesets
(08:13:17 PM) Kevin Lange: There are four basic character types in the East Asian world:
(08:13:20 PM) Kevin Lange: - Katakana
(08:13:21 PM) Rob Oplawar: i see
(08:13:22 PM) Kevin Lange: - Hiragana
(08:13:24 PM) Kevin Lange: - Kanji
(08:13:25 PM) Kevin Lange: - Hangul
(08:13:28 PM) Rob Oplawar: squiggles arranged in blocks
(08:13:30 PM) Kevin Lange: Japan has the first three.
(08:13:37 PM) Kevin Lange: China has (and invented) Kanji.
(08:13:40 PM) Kevin Lange: And Korea uses Hangul.
(08:13:40 PM) Rob Oplawar: and as for asians themselves
(08:13:49 PM) Rob Oplawar: short black-haired people with squinty eyes
(08:13:52 PM) Kevin Lange: Katakana and Hiragana are used almost interchangeably to represent the same sounds.
(08:14:05 PM) Rob Oplawar: i'm bored now
(08:14:07 PM) Kevin Lange: They are phonetic letters and come in simple shapes.
(08:14:10 PM) Rob Oplawar: i'ma go back to watching st tng
(08:14:16 PM) Kevin Lange: Hiragana are curvy and based on very simplified Kanji.
(08:14:23 PM) Kevin Lange: Katakana are blocky, and simpler.
(08:14:53 PM) Kevin Lange: Kanji is very condensed, very complex figures ranging from just a dash -- (the number one) to 50-stroke abominations.
(08:15:10 PM) Kevin Lange: If you see lots of simple blocky or curvy lettering, it's Japanese.
(08:15:36 PM) Kevin Lange: If you see only complex figures (with the exception of the simple kanji figures like the numbers), then it's Chinese.
(08:15:40 PM) Kevin Lange: Hangul is special.
(08:15:49 PM) Kevin Lange: Hangul is much more like Latin, but it's arranged differently.
(08:16:04 PM) Kevin Lange: Hangul is used in blocks of four, read upper-left, upper-right, lower-left, lower-right.
(08:16:33 PM) Kevin Lange: (for the record, all east asian languages are left-to-right, top-to-bottom as of twenty years ago)
(08:16:45 PM) Kevin Lange: (Classical Chinese as well as signs may be read top-to-bottom, right-to-left, however).
(08:16:53 PM) Rob Oplawar: tl;dr
(08:16:56 PM) Kevin Lange: Hangul consists of simple block figures arranged in the four-corner pattern.
(08:17:08 PM) Kevin Lange: The most identifying Hangul character is a circle.
(08:17:17 PM) Kevin Lange: This is because none of the other character sets use circles.
(08:17:40 PM) Rob Oplawar: having fun talking to yourself?
(08:17:43 PM) Rob Oplawar: i'm not reading it
(08:17:49 PM) Kevin Lange: The circle is also part of common phonetics, so given a regular portion of text, you should be able to find at least one.
(08:18:08 PM) Kevin Lange: Even if you can't comprehend the four-corner block pattern, if you find a circle, it's Korean.
(08:18:23 PM) Kevin Lange: So there you have it.
whats that, I cant hear you because you got hit by that rocket, and are alone because you cant extinguish your teammates.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
If you're getting taken down at range, you're playing pyro wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
And I've never seen anybody use the airblast to put people out vOv
I use it to put people around me out.
God in heaven, that is beautiful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Llama Juice
Pssh, if you cant deflect a rocket at a soldier at point blank range you are playing pyro wrong, which you cant with your backburner.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
I spose I'm just too oldschool to need your post pyro-update trainerwheels.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
basically, I can see why people like the airblast but the krits work better for my playstyle vOv
yeh, I never realized how much of the stuff now wasn't there before.
The game was so different.
So this is what goes on in those chats when I'm gone:
Quote:
[20:50] Gamma927: wher r elefant
[20:50] Mythril: um
[20:50] Mythril: um
[20:50] Mythril: getting laid?
[21:37] Gamma927: how long does it take
[21:37] Gamma927: for elefant to get laid
[21:37] Gamma927: :V
[21:37] Mythril: :C
[21:38] Mythril: he's got a lot of stamina
[21:38] Mythril: I know from experience
[21:38] Mythril: :shifty:
Conversation ended: Sat, Sep 12 21:48:13 2009
Conversation started between Gamma927 and Mythril: Sat, Sep 12 21:50:10 2009
[21:50] Mythril: the great and almighty has returned
[21:50] Gamma927: me?
[21:50] Gamma927: i'm back?
[21:50] Mythril: Would you like to see the revelant data>
[21:50] Gamma927: or elefant
[21:50] Gamma927: faget
[21:50] Gamma927: elefant isn't responding
[21:50] Mythril: yhea I know
[21:50] Mythril: :C
[21:50] Mythril: I mean
[21:50] Mythril: he sure has a long endurance
Her name's Jennifer hth.
This is probably only gonna be funny to me Myth and Gamma though :p
I do it all the time. I use it to deflect rockets, move stickies, push the scary people away, sometimes even reflect arrows. Backburner fails unless your defending a payload, but even then I'd rather use the spy's butterfly knife.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
TJ Fadness = tj117Quote:
(08:10:26 PM) TJ Fadness: It sucks to be a "TJ"(2 letter name) on the internet...
(08:10:49 PM) TJ Fadness: It's always "Must be at least 3 characters", "Must be at least 4 characters", or "That name is already taken"...
(08:11:10 PM) TJ Fadness: What sucks more is that if I ever decide to use "Tod", then I'll still be screwed most of the time.
(08:11:16 PM) TJ Fadness: ,_,
(08:11:44 PM) Kevin Lange: Well, at least you're the first result for your name on Google.
(08:12:41 PM) TJ Fadness: "TJ Fadness"? I'm pretty sure I'm the only TJ Fadness on the face of the planet.
(08:12:54 PM) Kevin Lange: lol
(08:12:59 PM) Kevin Lange: I'm sure as hell not the only Kevin Lange on the planet.
(08:13:07 PM) TJ Fadness: As we discussed yesturday
(08:13:10 PM) Kevin Lange: There's a famous photographer, a hockey player, and numerous others...
(08:13:19 PM) TJ Fadness: Yup
(08:13:28 PM) TJ Fadness: Do you know the origins of "Lange"?
(08:13:52 PM) TJ Fadness: Cause "Fadness" is based off of the Fadness Farm in Norway
(08:14:11 PM) TJ Fadness: When my family moved over here, they dropped their real last names and took the name of the Farm...
(08:14:20 PM) TJ Fadness: Note the S on names.
(08:14:25 PM) TJ Fadness: there were multiple families
(08:15:22 PM) Kevin Lange: lange is german
(08:15:24 PM) Kevin Lange: it means long
(08:15:33 PM) TJ Fadness: I'm assuming you were looking that up just now?
(08:15:43 PM) Kevin Lange: No
(08:15:44 PM) Kevin Lange: I know it.
(08:15:47 PM) TJ Fadness: Suuure.
(08:15:51 PM) Kevin Lange: I was reading a forum page
(08:15:57 PM) Kevin Lange: someone getting ripped off on paypal
(08:15:59 PM) TJ Fadness: Suure.
(08:16:02 PM) Kevin Lange: trying to get their money back.
(08:16:04 PM) TJ Fadness: Sure.
(08:16:10 PM) Kevin Lange: fuck you man, I know what my name means.
(08:16:12 PM) TJ Fadness: Ok.
(08:16:12 PM) Kevin Lange: I make jokes about it
(08:16:19 PM) TJ Fadness: :\
(08:16:20 PM) Kevin Lange: Because my middle name is DICK
(08:16:22 PM) Kevin Lange: DICK LONG
(08:16:23 PM) TJ Fadness: Please don't sh--
(08:16:23 PM) Kevin Lange: LONG DICK
(08:16:26 PM) Kevin Lange: IT'S FUNNY
(08:16:27 PM) TJ Fadness: DAMN YOU
(08:16:29 PM) TJ Fadness: YOU FUCKER
(08:16:37 PM) TJ Fadness: I WAS TRYING TO SAY "PLEASE DONT SHARE"
(08:16:51 PM) Kevin Lange: Kevin Richard Lange
(08:17:02 PM) TJ Fadness: :gonk:
(08:17:12 PM) Kevin Lange: Named after my grandfather, Dick.
(08:17:53 PM) TJ Fadness: You...
(08:17:56 PM) TJ Fadness: Son of a bitch...
(08:17:59 PM) TJ Fadness: I can't remove the image
(08:18:18 PM) TJ Fadness: GOD
(08:18:50 PM) Kevin Lange: OWNED
(08:18:55 PM) TJ Fadness: NO
(08:18:56 PM) TJ Fadness: DAMn
:ohdear:
The picture.. it won't go away...
Bacon, I know one of the guys relatives. She is in my Physics class, and has been in several of my classes over the years.
Tess Fadness.
Are you sure?Quote:
Originally Posted by sdavis117
One of those three?
PS: I am TJ Fadness...
edit: I found that on this twitter btw...
God please don't make me be related to her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tess Fadness
One on the left.
Oh, damn.
I guess it really is a small world.
Let's just hope there's no relation.
<This user is now online>
Abominable Snow Mobster: well. apparently i am good at this.
FRain.actor_variant: hm?
Abominable Snow Mobster: Jemady says (7:38 PM):
(your
freakin
good)
Abominable Snow Mobster: she's into the role-playing fantasy stuff. ive been learning the ropes, but its never gotten into anything sexual, and ive been sucking at it
Abominable Snow Mobster: but just now, it got to some smexy roleplaying... and im apparently the best at it.
Abominable Snow Mobster: and i am litterally a n00b who has no clue what the fuck hes doing
Abominable Snow Mobster: 'course... she doesnt quite know ive had some "experience" in the field and knows what feels good to a girl and what doesnt
Abominable Snow Mobster: im just suprised im good at this.
Abominable Snow Mobster: lol
later...
Abominable Snow Mobster: AHHAHAHAA
Abominable Snow Mobster: SHE STOPPED TYPING AND CHANGED HER STATUS TO BUSY
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: rofl
FRain.actor_variant: OH MAN
Abominable Snow Mobster: HOLY SHIT
FRain.actor_variant: I CANT BREATH
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: LOL
FRain.actor_variant: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FRain.actor_variant: A
FRain.actor_variant: F
FRain.actor_variant: DF
FRain.actor_variant: DSA
FRain.actor_variant: F
Abominable Snow Mobster: OH CHRIST IM CRYING
Abominable Snow Mobster: im good at this
* Abominable Snow Mobster is a studmuffin.
:realsmug:
http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmu...s-blog-2009149
all the comments.
I haven't seen such a liberal use of the word nigger since Huckleberry Finn.
Those comments are 50x worse than what Kanye did.
Kanye west is the EPITOME of what today's standards define as a: NIGGER. An arrogant fool high off his success thinks he can steal the limelight from anyone, let alone an innocent 19 year old girl. This should be the start of a white uprising against the oppression of the black race. You got your freedom you dumb mutts, now you've gone too far.
LOL
:smith:Quote:
A boy is doing poorly in school and is at risk of failing.
The father see's the boys report card and tells him "Son, if you can get your grades up to an A+ then I will buy you anything that you want."
The boy accepted his challange and brought his grades up.
At the end of the school year the dad honors is promise and asked the boy what he wanted. "A bag of golf balls" the boy said.
The dad wondered why he wanted golf balls but went to go by them anyways.
The next year came and the boy kept up his end of the bargain.
Again the boy asked for golf balls.
The same thing went on for about 7 more years untill the boy turned 18.
The dad takes the boy out for a nice dinner to celebrate graduating from highschool with straight A's.
The father tells the boy "How about this, instead of buying you bags of golf balls I'm going to buy you a new car."
The boy insist upon golf balls and the father insist upon a new car.
"You've been asking for golf balls the past 7 years. Ask for something different."
The boy gets angry and walks out of the resteruant and heads to the car when a truck sped by and hit the boy.
The father rushes out of the resturant and hold the boy in his arms and tells him he loves him dearly and says he is sorry for what he had said.
"I have just one question, son" said the father. What did you want with all those golf balls?
The boy opens his mouth and dies.
idgi unless he's usign them as anal beads or someshit
first thing i've heard from dano since he moved out like 2-3 months ago
:smith:Quote:
dano555666: oi bodie, im at work right now, but i just got sent this very important link, concerning anyone in australia. http://www.public.health.wa.gov.au/c...ointPanvax.pdf skim through that when you have the chance.... no one outside the health department is supposed to see that, so its good to have some info ;l
dano555666: hows shit btw
That's just depressing... and doesn't make much sense.
@annhilation not bod lol
...but that's pretty :smith: too Bod.
I think that joke is similar in nature to the one about Purple Majesty (the one whose punch line is "there is no punch line")Quote:
Originally Posted by annihilation
that's the point, he was about to reveal what he was doing with the balls but he died before he could say anything.
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-eng99.gif
Just remind him that it's past August and we're still very much alive. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
.Quote:
[00:01] J. Oliver Judd III: you know the one about making the horse in the bar laugh and cry?
[00:01] iMod53: nope
[00:02] J. Oliver Judd III: Guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of cash on the table
[00:02] J. Oliver Judd III: er
[00:02] J. Oliver Judd III: on the bar
[00:02] J. Oliver Judd III: asks what it's for
[00:02] J. Oliver Judd III: Bartender says if you put in $20, and you can make the horse out back laugh, you win the jar
[00:02] J. Oliver Judd III: Guy drops in a Jackson, walks out back, and walks back in 10 seconds later
[00:03] J. Oliver Judd III: the laughter can be heard easily from inside
[00:03] J. Oliver Judd III: the horse is cracking up
[00:03] J. Oliver Judd III: The bartender says "Damn, that was good. If you can make him cry, all your drinks are on the house tonight"
[00:03] J. Oliver Judd III: Guy walks out, comes back in 5 minutes later, and the horse is sobbing
[00:03] J. Oliver Judd III: Bartender says "alright, you win, but how'd you do it?"
[00:04] J. Oliver Judd III: "First I told him my dick was bigger than his. Then I proved it."
Round end for WG2:
I had a bit of a lolQuote:
Halls of Fame and Shame
Conqueror (Most attacks won): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/71097.png #71097) Ares (With 346)
Shameful Leader (Most attacks lost): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/71097.png #71097) Ares (With 346)
Great wall of China (Most defends won): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/noflag.png #71648) Bounty Hunter (With 195)
Leader of France (Most defends lost): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/69340.png #69340) christmas land (With 314)
Missile freak (Most successful missile launches): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/69816.png #69816) LOKI (With 263)
Made in Korea (Most unsuccesful missile launches): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/66304.png #66304) ~Kazzila~ (With 57)
WMD Expert (Most successful missile defends): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/36440.png #36440) Novacastria (With 37)
WMD - Wimpy Missile Defense (Most unsuccesful missile defends): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/noflag.png #68758) phi sigma kappa (With 184)
007 (Most successful spy ops): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/61758.png #61758) deadalus (With 1551)
000 (Most unsuccesful spy ops): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/63648.png #63648) kimbo slice (With 310)
Conspiracy Theorist (Most successful spy defends): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/71097.png #71097) Ares (With 126)
Open borders (Most unsuccesful spy defends): http://www.wargames2.net/Flags/66304.png #66304) ~Kazzila~ (With 823)
:fail:Quote:
Originally Posted by English Mobster
I thought that was going somewhere that I was going to have to pat you on the back...and then I read "she is into roleplaying and stuff"
