My cat killed one a couple weeks ago and I stepped in the eviscerated rear end by accident. Shit was gross.
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My cat killed one a couple weeks ago and I stepped in the eviscerated rear end by accident. Shit was gross.
Poor mouse. :(
In high school my cat caught a mouse while my friend was over, but got bored with it and left it. My friend and I found it all cut up to shit, but still alive, so we decided to put it out of its misery.
Shovel: WHAM!
Mouse: squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak pain squeak
Shovel: WHAM WHAM WHAM!
Mouse: whyyyyyyyyyy
Shovel: WHAM!
Mouse: squeeeeeeeeeee-- *dies, finally*
Poor little bugger just didn't want to die.
[20:06:56] -ChanServ- (#modacity) Welcome back, faggot!
[20:39:27] <seal> shutup tpblind
[20:39:50] <tpblind> you know that awkward part of a shower where you gotta soap up your hand and molest your asscrack, im always afraid someone will walk in and think i am being romantic with my ass and judge me. any ideas in a less homo way to wash your asshole
[20:40:18] <seal> use a dildo covered in soap
[20:42:37] <tpblind> thanks seal :) :)
[20:46:39] <seal> I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
[20:46:41] <seal> GET HIM A DRINK
[20:46:43] <seal> COME ON
[20:46:48] <seal> DON'T BE AFRAID, CARL
[20:46:49] <seal> COME ONNNNNNNNN
[20:47:22] <tpblind> seal
[20:47:29] <tpblind> have u ever pulled out and its just covered in poo
[20:47:38] <seal> no
[20:47:48] <seal> but i pulled it out and it was covered in your semen once
[20:48:44] <tpblind> :S :O :P
[20:50:09] <seal> :Pee :Pee :poo :poo :Vagina :Vagina
[20:54:14] <tpblind> BUTT
[20:54:25] <seal> butt.com
[21:00:03] <tpblind> lmAO
[21:00:20] <seal> hugenigggerfrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfcock
[21:10:02] <tpblind> eee seal
[21:10:27] <seal> watching
[21:10:29] <seal> THE
[21:10:35] <seal> GODFATHER
[21:10:37] <tpblind> teh
[21:10:40] <seal> 2
[21:10:44] <seal> II
[21:10:49] <seal> VV - III
[21:10:51] <seal> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
[21:10:53] <seal> VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[21:10:58] <seal> VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVVVVVVVVVVVV VVVVVWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[21:11:07] <seal> vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvVVV
[21:11:27] <seal> rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn rrnrnrnrnrnnrnrnrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmrnmnrm
[21:11:58] <seal> rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn
[21:12:24] <seal> etgnwegtnwsrgnnwsrgnwsrtnwsrtnwsrgnrwsgnwsrentrwtn wrtnwrtnwrtnwsrgnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnrwtnwrtnwrtnw rtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnwrtnrtnwrtnwrtnwrtn
funnily enough that line was referring to the hulk smashQuote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
i can kill a mouse, i just don't like battering things to death
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: THATS WHY YOUR WEAK
can you stomach seeing people blown up and decapitated and god knows what else without feeling even a little bit queasy? because i can.
get out sir
e/ i don't mean fake movie shit either, i mean actual footage from warzones
Ross, that shit doesn't bother me at all. I prefer NOT to watch it, as its not exactly appealing, but it doesn't bother me. And I wouldn't crush a mouse with my fist either.
Let's show our manlyness by bragging about watching people being decapatated.
Is it just me, or did it just get serious in here?
Wow zilla, I thought you hated Eagle Boys??
late to the party broQuote:
Originally Posted by mech
i just don't like squashing mice, they never did anything to me that would warrant such an undignified death
Dr. Ian MalcolmQuote:
yeah, it starts out with oohhs and ahhs, then turns to running and screaming
hehQuote:
bodzilla says:
has your faggot brother seen my mouse hulk smashign skills
it's legendary
heh
Terrence says:
yeah i showed him
he was like
"is there something wrong with him"
heh
bodzilla says:
heh
it was 3 in the morning
Terrence says:
yeah i can read
bodzilla says:
i got em
Terrence says:
cos i'm educated and shit bro
i saw
gj
o/
way to show them who the superior species is
bodzilla says:
thats it nigger
\o
Terrence says:
just showed my mum
bodzilla says:
lol
Terrence says:
"that is not good in so many ways"
bodzilla says:
she said i was tough
Terrence says:
heh she thinks you're a madman
bodzilla says:
and my man pecks
of steel!
Terrence says:
i asked her and she said "i think he's touched"
bodzilla says:
rofl
HULK SMASH
i love it how ross took it seriously ROFL
STOP
DO NOT TROLE
:ohdear:Quote:
Originally Posted by Linkage
fuck editing
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9:24 PM - Ross: it kinda tells i was listening to the underbelly theme when i posed that, heh
9:24 PM - Ross: actually i like where that idea was going
9:24 PM - :K4ry0n:: make a campaign in melbourne
9:24 PM - Ross: TO THE BLACKOUT ROOM
9:24 PM - Ross: (next time i start gmod)
9:24 PM - Ross: and lmao
9:24 PM - Ross: yeah
9:25 PM - Ross: attack of the undead chris flannery
9:25 PM - :K4ry0n:: all the zombies swear profusely instead of grunting
9:25 PM - Ross: ahahah
http://thestockmasters.com/images/Biff-Tannen.gif
Hey Buttheads,
My name is Biff, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are squares who spend every second of their day waiting for their favorite television program. Honestly, have any of you ever sat in a parked car with a girl? This is even worse than climbing up a tree to peep through some chicks window.
Don't be a stranger. I'm pretty much cooler than you. What sports do you play, other than "look at Playboy and sneak booze into the Enchantment Under the Sea dance"? I also get dorks to do my homework for me, and just got my car out of the shop (crashed into a manure truck; Shit was SO bull). You are all buttheads who should just drop dead, now make like a tree, and get outta here.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
That meme is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too overdone.
Actually that was a fairly decent adaptation, but I agree.
"Haha yeah, I just didn't want to concrete my way to hell..."
that was a good one from an old friend...
A guy explains how to draw
http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/e...Picture319.png
lolQuote:
(7:42:39 PM) WaRReN: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:43:23 PM) English Mobster: what the hell? does that make sense in any language?
Quote:
(7:45:53 PM) WaRReN: hey
(7:45:57 PM) WaRReN: lemme ask you something about CE
(7:46:00 PM) ICEE: k
(7:46:04 PM) WaRReN: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:46:43 PM) ICEE: you want a chance to make that make sense or should i just "lol" and close the window
(7:47:24 PM) WaRReN: just lol and close the window
(7:47:50 PM) ICEE: lol
Man it just gets better.Quote:
(7:46:20 PM) Heathen: hey
(7:46:25 PM) Heathen: can I ask you a question about modeling?
(7:46:33 PM) Disaster: sure
(7:46:35 PM) Disaster: be quick
(7:46:42 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:46:43 PM) Disaster: i'm supposed to be working on a school project
(7:46:56 PM) Disaster: what?
(7:47:07 PM) Heathen: well....has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:47:16 PM) Disaster: that doesn't make any sense D:
(7:47:34 PM) Heathen: Okay
(7:47:35 PM) Heathen: I mean
(7:47:39 PM) Heathen: like
(7:47:40 PM) Heathen: ever
(7:47:41 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:47:47 PM) Disaster: ok
(7:47:52 PM) Disaster: back to my school project >:-(
(7:47:59 PM) Disaster: :-$
Quote:
(7:45:12 PM) Heathen: Hey
(7:45:15 PM) Heathen: I have a question
(7:45:19 PM) UltamaWarmer: sure thing
(7:45:26 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:45:38 PM) UltamaWarmer: FUCK YOU
(7:45:44 PM) Heathen: hahahaha
One of the younger scouts in my troop told me this. Thought it was a pretty good word of advice.Quote:
Don't let people make fun of you. That's your job, and nobody is better than you at your job.
THIS IS WHY LIGHTNING NEVER RELEASES ANYTHING, PEOPLE. :v:Quote:
[16:59] Lightning: I'm thinking of actually adding another pathway somehow
[16:59] p0lar_bear: but yeah i'm sure i fixed all of the double-sided things
[16:59] p0lar_bear: NO
[16:59] Lightning: in the side rooms, that are square.
[17:00] Lightning: no lol
[17:00] p0lar_bear: DOn'T YOU DARE
[17:00] Lightning: like, the... xD
[17:00] Lightning: FIEN
[17:00] Lightning: >_<
PharoaheZephyrus (6:45:56 PM): what the fuck my text won't get smaller.
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:04 PM): oh, there
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:06 PM): wait
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:09 PM): shit!
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:12 PM): ?
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:14 PM): thats bigger
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:26 PM): poting that too
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:37 PM): i know, AIM made my text size 18 and bold, and won't make it smaller
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:38 PM): :/
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:51 PM): mines 10
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:11 PM): i select 10 and unbold
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:13 PM): there
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:22 PM): fixed
ABigRedRocket3 (6:47:29 PM): haha
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:40 PM): though it still shows up size 18 in my box
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:49 PM): GOD DAMNIT
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[18:50] <DEElekgolo> nom
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> grandmama made pizza
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> home made
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> pizza
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> And she just has this mom sense that knows EXACTLY what everyone likes
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> so she made a multi topped pizza with what EVERYONE loves
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> Perfect dinner
[18:52] <~Phil> ya
[18:52] <~Phil> she's pretty much the same in bed
Mom my has the ability to make something that pleases nobody. Nothing says "home cooked meal" like rank-ass burnt leftovers. :phonegonk:
don't deny itQuote:
Ross says:
lmao i love this
Ross says:
in the risky proposition thread, where you post your photo at risk of others shopping it
Ross says:
it's just turned into a 'spam shirtless photos' thread
Ross says:
more closets than a furniture store
queers
I'd do it but I'd probably scar all of you for life. :haw:
http://www.overclock.net/jokes-humor...ree-couch.htmlQuote:
Found this on Wired: Source
Craigslist is well-known as a place to find anything from a new job to a night of semi-anonymous pleasure — in some cases, both at the same time.
It is also a great way to turn your old, unwanted possessions into a huge hassle. No matter how valuable your merchandise or how reasonable your terms, there’s always someone who wants to haggle.
Take, for example, the following e-mail exchange sent to me by a man who’s been a close and dear friend of mine ever since I made him up.
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Hey dude, I’m interested in the free couch. What color is it?
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
It’s blue, like it says in the ad. Also, like it shows in the picture in the ad.
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Yeah, but I don’t know what the lighting is like in your house. Once I got this armchair that looked red in the photo, but it was actually brown. Is the couch navy blue or cornflower or what?
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
It’s a unique shade of blue called “free couch.” Why not just come and get it?
P.S. My wife says it’s cerulean.
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Cerulean works for me. What condition is it in?
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
It’s in free condition! Why are we having this discussion? It’s in the condition where you come and get it and it doesn’t cost you anything. If someone’s offering you a better deal, take it.
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Sorry, man, it’s just that I have to borrow my brother’s truck to come get it and I don’t want it if it smells like your family or something. Can you get it dry-cleaned?
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
You want me to pay for dry cleaning? So what you’re saying is that free isn’t cheap enough for you. You’re thinking “Free, yeah, I dunno. Free’s a lot. Could you make me a sandwich? You’re like kinda far away from my favorite restaurant.”
My family smells like cinnamon and rose petals, but you’ll never know that because you’re not getting this couch. Go bug someone else.
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Hey, man, don’t get all crumpled up. I’ll take the couch. I need to find out when my brother’s court date is, but I should be able to pick it up sometime in the next couple weeks.
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
I swear, every time I post something to Craigslist it’s like they gave plankton internet access.
I am not waiting two weeks for you to come and pick up this couch. I am not waiting one week for you to come and pick up this couch. This couch is going to the first person who is willing to come and pick it up without inquiring about my smell.
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Look, I’m sorry, man. What my brother doesn’t know what hurt him. I’ll grab his truck and come pick it up. Where are you?
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
1432 Alvaro St. in San Mateo. Better hurry.
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
San Mateo? Like in California?
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
Right, in the Bay Area. Like Bay Area Craiglist?
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
There’s more than one Craigslist? I just typed “couch” into my brother’s computer. I thought you were in New York.
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
Oh well so sad bye now.
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
No, no, that’s cool. I’ll grab a plane and rent a truck. I’ll be there sometime this evening. Could you hang on to the couch for me until then?
—
To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
Seriously? You’re going to fly out to California, rent a truck, and DRIVE BACK TO NEW YORK? Just for a couch?
—
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Hey, man, it’s free.
who where you talking to?Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
now whos queer.
:cool:
someone who doesn't post here obviously???Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
new sig quote
fucking hell this site can be comedy gold sometimesQuote:
Originally Posted by L0d3x
cool storey bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
:smug2:
also atty's a huge fan of donald duckQuote:
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:06 PM): get a platonic relationship with a girl
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:11 PM): that will hold you over to some degree
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:34 PM): because then you can go home and wet your bed in your dreams about her
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:47 PM): and den you have dream
Agamemnon v1 (11:22:58 PM): you wake up for the morning water squirt gun
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:02 PM): den you feel bettur
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:07 PM): den you go about your day
iAtty (11:23:10 PM): i
iAtty (11:23:11 PM): hope you die
iAtty (11:23:18 PM): in a fire that rages for years
iAtty (11:23:23 PM): and your bones even burn away
iAtty (11:23:26 PM): so that all is left of you
iAtty (11:23:30 PM): is a faint echo
iAtty (11:23:35 PM): of your pathetic insults to my shortcummings
Agamemnon v1 (11:23:45 PM): what ever you say, Neptune
iAtty (11:23:50 PM): YOU WILL DIE
be sure to remind him of this at every opportunity
fagg
Only a warning, u scared (f)Atty?
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: just had a convo with my housemate
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: they're sleeping on the veranda
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and as such
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no doors lol
[20:07] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so they put up a blanket
[20:08] tslats: wait why are they on the veranda and why no doors
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i send him a text "thats a rather strategically placed blanket you got there... you dirty mutts!!"
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: so he replys "lol princess.... you loved it admit it"
[20:08] tslats: because talking to them is too much effort
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: my response "yeah man. got some pretty good footage"
[20:08] tslats: wait so he was banging some chick on the veranda
[20:08] tslats: ok but why no doors
[20:08] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: his response "dude my girlfriend just fuckign shat herself"
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: mine: "rofl"
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's a veranda
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: it's not a room bro
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: they just have a section of it
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: but yeah
[20:09] tslats: why no doors
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: IT"S A FUCKIGN VERANDA
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: as in you know a balcony!
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: not a room!
[20:09] tslats: oh, i thought you meant your house had no doors
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: YOU RUIN EVERY JOKE
[20:09] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: GOD I HATE YOU
[20:09] tslats: so they just went up there and hung up a sheet to shag
[20:10] tslats: cool story bro
You are the gayest guy I know.
Gayer then Teek.
The gayest.
apparentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
lulz4DeadQuote:
Me: Wait, wheres Francis?
Me: What the, howd he die?
Scooby Doo: I killed that bitch...
AIDS: cool story which happened a few days ago
AIDS: this 13 year old boy was shouting over the mic in TF2 rite?
AIDS: bitching and moaning
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: heh
AIDS: and I said "shut up you whiney ass cunt"
AIDS: and then it turned out to be the admins wife
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: THE ADMIN MARRIED A WHINGEY CUNT
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: SUCKS TO BE HIM
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
AIDS: I didn't get banned xD
AIDS: was so cash
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: o/
AIDS: \o
heh
So klange (Admiral Bacon) convinced me that I should share Greeble on Launchpad.net. He says I need to use the "Bazaar" model rather than the "Cathedral" model, [/buzzwords]. The gist of it is, I didn't make it easy enough for him to work on my project. Fair enough, and Launchpad has some nice features like blueprints and bug tracking, so I'll go ahead and set it up.
[rant][/rant]
fake e: and as if that weren't enough, the fucking WYSIWYG editor is being totally useless. That's what I get for trying to be nice and show some formatting on my c/p'd convo. Fuck it.
ee:
Quote:
roboplawar (11:08:29 PM): The gist of it is: I asked klange to work on greeble, he said "sure!!" I said sweet, here's the svn, he said "oooh, yeah, about that. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and put this up on launchpad, because svn is apparently too complicated for me"
roboplawar (11:08:50 PM): so I said what the hell, and tried to get it up on launchpad, and I'm still struggling to get the fucking thing to work
roboplawar (11:10:06 PM): this is one of many times where I had a solution that worked well but was convinced by some twat that I needed a more "modern" solution and ended up pulling my hair out for hours because the more modern solution "does more" and is "better" which translates to "is fifty times as complex and takes a fucking miracle to get it to work properly"
Wow, someone's cranky. And I'm not normally up at midnight.
Backstory: merlin is the ex of the chick I'm into (and she's into me). Pipa is his sister who I ask out at any opportunity for the lulz. This chat came from nowhere.
merlin says:
*you're a faggot
Terrence says:
*you said i could ask her out
*ok?
*don't do a backflip like that
merlin says:
*wait who?
Terrence says:
*fuck you
*pipa
merlin says:
*what?
*oh
*go ahead
Terrence says:
*what did you think i was on about?
merlin says:
*no idea
fukken long
ross doesn't it strike you, that you said 17 things or so in a row, and all he replied with was heh? xD
not really, used to it :downs:
i'm sorry ross i tried but it's 7pm bro.
couldnt read it sef.
i'd read a bit get distracted lost where i was an re-read the same part only to forget it again before i got to the bottom of the quote.
DAm you pen0r for messing with my brain :(
it's like talking to you then. :downs:Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
E:
:dieslaughing:Quote:
11:29 PM - Ross: i raped in dow
heh
[16:59] [ASP]Spartan-094: btw funny story
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: the h3 spartan model. you know the power lights on it?
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: the legs shoulders .etc
[17:00] =Σ= krapfen: ya
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never knew there were power lights on the head D:
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: and in my screenshots
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i had them in it
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never fucking noticed it
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: for a year
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never knew and it was staring at me in the face
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: i feel retarded :|
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: what
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: theyre on the head too?
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: holy shit
Obviously he didn't know either....
[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: ya know the girl who sniffed me yesterday?
[16:56] [ASP]Spartan-094: yea
[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: she stole my tie today.
[16:56] [ASP]Spartan-094: :/ she strikes again
[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: srsly
[16:57] [ASP]Spartan-094: why would you want a tie....
[16:57] =Σ= krapfen: idfk
she just wants you to go get it :jiggwitit:
:stayingalive:
7:06 PM - [clan clan] Selentic: I used to swallow my semen when I first started masturbating because I thought if I just flushed it down the toilet, all the unborn babies would die. Recently, I found out I wasn't the only one who did this.
Oh dear god what the crap please tell me that is copypasta :gonk:
:gonk:
:q:
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Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
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Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
LmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by sKc_Chains
:ohdear:Quote:
Originally Posted by =sw=warlord
:lol:Quote:
tvtyrant: Lul.
=Σ= krapfen: i just almost clicked "shutdown" on my computer without realizing if i do that then i wont be able to talk to you or anyone else unless i turn it back on
=Σ= krapfen: so like
=Σ= krapfen: idfk
tvtyrant: WTF?
tvtyrant: THe color of the text changed on my screen
tvtyrant: :O
=Σ= krapfen: pics
=Σ= krapfen: pics now
tvtyrant: Now its back to normal
=Σ= krapfen: damnit
=Σ= krapfen: another kodac moment
=Σ= krapfen: BOOM
tvtyrant: It was black!!!
tvtyrant: :O:O:O:O
=Σ= krapfen: fuck you and your little bear too kodac
=Σ= krapfen: your cameras never actually fly in and take pics at "that" moment
=Σ= krapfen: the only thing they do is take pics of me while im sleepin
=Σ= krapfen: tis bullshit
=Σ= krapfen: im very angsty tonight
=Σ= krapfen: idk why
tvtyrant: wth are you talking about?
tvtyrant: I'm gonna put this part on Modacity
=Σ= krapfen: kodac
tvtyrant: Your not making any sense ;O
=Σ= krapfen: oh wait
=Σ= krapfen: is is codak
=Σ= krapfen: the fucing cameras
=Σ= krapfen: they call it a kodac moment or something
[21:47] Terrence: was holding girlfriends hands today
[21:47] Terrence: "holey crap your hands are huge O__o"
[21:47] Terrence: heh
[21:47] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: "much like your chin:"
[21:47] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:47] Terrence: EVERYONE
[21:47] Terrence: NEEDS TO POKE IT
[21:47] Terrence: ESPECIALLY MERLIN
[21:47] Terrence: HE IS THE WORST
[21:47] Terrence: HE MUST GROPE IT
[21:47] Terrence: HE MUST GROPE MY YUGIOH CHIN
;lsfdjhka;lfg;kdsa QUEEZLE DAMN YOU
stroke that chin bitch
yo zilla, late night modacity = our private chatroom amiright?
tooo busy arguing with dane.
FFFFF
Jk snaf, I <3 you.Quote:
Henchmen #21: no shit mang :)
Henchmen #21: ugh i hate **** *******
Henchmen #21: they ruin everything
Henchmen #21: especially snaf
Henchmen #21: his hands look like my balls
Henchmen #21: needs to shave
Henchmen #21: seriously
Henchmen #21: I am curious, but revolted in that I want to see his ass
Henchmen #21: just so I can see if it has chops like wolverine
GasolineRain: LOL
Henchmen #21: If I had that much ass hair, I would go for that shit
Well that lead to this disturbing conversation with deep.
Quote:
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: if i had that much ass hair, i would shampoo and blow dry my asshole
Henchmen #21: lol
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: after every bowel movement
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: because it would be impossible to wipe cleanly
Henchmen #21: lol
Henchmen #21: i have a partially hairy ass hole, its hell
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: i do as well, since i'm not a magically awesome white dude that has hair growing only on his pits and head
Henchmen #21: like, how the fuck do i shave something like that?
Henchmen #21: razor will get caught in the curlies
Henchmen #21: scissors....
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: was <.<
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: 8wax
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: fuck
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: *wax
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: third times the charm
Henchmen #21: fuck no, I am not blindly sticking scissors in the space between my sphincter and my balls
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah, they have that nair shit
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: you know
Henchmen #21: and waxing, jesus, what if the skin came off too!?!?
Henchmen #21: wouldnt be able to sit down for a week
Henchmen #21: and running?!?! oh god the sweat?!?!
Henchmen #21: oh nair
Henchmen #21: LOL
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah the bikini wax shit
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: er
Henchmen #21: GO TO ONE OF THOSE LASER HAIR REMOVAL SALONS
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: not wax, its like some kind of stupid cream
Henchmen #21: THEY FIRE A LASER UP YOUR ASS
Henchmen #21: lol, at the end of the week, you can write in your acomplishment calender" had laser shoot hairs off my butthole this week"
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah, and it would be all sweaty like bologna on a sidewalk
Henchmen #21: oh god
Henchmen #21: images
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yep
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ:the imagery is horrible
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: "whats extra horrifying about this image, is that it'll pop into your mind at the most unusual times, like when you flip a light switch, start your car, or make out with your girlfriend
Henchmen #21: bone killer dude
.Quote:
Killjoy: Jeez
Killjoy: Another Dead Ringer.
Running From Sandvich!: damn
Killjoy: Tell me Valve.
Running From Sandvich!: i hope that trading system comes soon
Killjoy: When you looked into my inventory...
Killjoy: Did you see a SIGN that said Dead Ringer storage?
http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/v...r=asc&start=30
My post down. Someone had to end that damn argument, so I guess I just decided it may as well be me vOv
(not sure if you can see this without an account - if not, basically I shut both parties up and shamed them into apologies without using a single expletive or insult)
UGH. Lookit dese scrubs. It's a fucking Kodak Moment. L2cameras.Quote:
Originally Posted by TVTyrant
[21:35] Terrence: had hot date with gf
[21:35] Terrence: went to her place
[21:36] Terrence: got first kiss
[21:36] Terrence: story went a bit like this
[21:36] Terrence: (shit gota find how i described it to my mate)
[21:36] Terrence: Terrence says:
*and so we're looking at each other
*and i'm like (whispering) "what do i do now"
*and she's all "you're meant to kiss me"
*and i'm like "....ok..."
*and lean in
*and about 5 seconds later i lean the fuck out of there
[21:36] Terrence: there we go
[21:36] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: sounds intense
[21:37] Terrence: apparently (on a scale of 1 - 10) i worked my way from a 3 to a 7.75 (the ladies go crazy for my neck kissing skillz)
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: see my friend
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: this is what we like to call bragging
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dont it feel good n00b
[21:37] Terrence: feels good man
[21:37] Terrence: i'm too much of a gentlmen to brag about it to any IRL mates
[21:37] Terrence: so you get to hear about it
[21:37] Terrence: :D
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:38] Terrence: basically i freaked the fuck out
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: brb
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: telling teh world
:smugsome:
So noob, did she poor bleach down her throat right after, or 2 hours later when it hit her? :downsdance:
She was actually all like "haha, I kissed the cromson chin!" and i was all "achievment unlocked!" lulz were hadQuote:
Originally Posted by sKc_Chains
what does she look like
if you're the crimson chin...,
Noob is lying. The chin will never let him have a lady. He has a destiny to fulfill.
With great chin, comes great responsibility.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...n_Chin_300.gif
TomClancey
Hey, a new ZP
MetKiller joe
Yes
Duke Nukem: Forever is so awesome
He describes it perfectly
TomClancey
Yep
MetKiller joe
such an AWESOME game
TomClancey
I bought it when it came out, loved every second of it.
MetKiller Joe
It was like an orgy for my eyes :Dhttp://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/blank.gif
TomClancey
Yeah pretty much
Took me almost 600 hours to complete through it once!
Still only at 10% completion.
oh dearQuote:
1:26 PM - kolobus: btw
1:26 PM - kolobus: did you see the cod mw2 2 minute gamep[lay trailer
1:26 PM - MH434: nope
1:26 PM - kolobus: i popped such a huge fucking boner my pants ripped and i knocked a sattelite out of orbit
that sounds like a boner of intergalactic proportions rossmum!
you should use protection!
.Quote:
Recycle Bin1337: God, I really fucking hate spam.
Cool Beans: why?
Recycle Bin1337: I keep getting spam mail from some charity for kids in Africa.
Cool Beans: i would love to hlp out i just wanna take all the african kids all release them into the jungle.
Cool Beans: owai...........
Recycle Bin1337: :O
In 5th grade my teacher caught me masturbating during class. She made me come to the front of the class (pants still around my ankles) and finish in front of everyone.
I was watching the last episode of Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and they had a few minutes of "Jay walking" where Jay asks simple questions to totally random people on the streets...and they get them totally wrong.
Quotes from jay walking:
Q: What does the DC in Washington DC stand for?
A: Da Capital
Q: Where is the Panama Canal located?
A: I don't know
Q: Ok, then where is the Great Wall of China located?
A: Probably China?
Q: Correct. Then where is the Panama Canal located?
A: Idk...Japan?
Q: (points at U.S. flag waving in the wind) How many stars are on that flag?
A: It's flapping too rapidly, I can't tell.
Q: Who was the first U.S. president?
A: Benjamin Franklin?
Q: Where do people speak Gaelic?
A: San Francisco
Q: Which countries border the United States?
A: I don't know
Q: take a guess?
A: Australia?
Q: What was the name of the pilgrim ship that landed at Plymouth Rock?
A: U-Haul
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMOREEQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr Buckshot
Probably my favorite part of that segment.
At a gas station in Washington state:
American: Hey are you guys from Europe?
Me: No we're from Canada...why?
American: Then why is it "British" Columbia on your license plate? Did you import your car from there?
That guy should go on Jay Leno's show too :P or maybe he already did.
Why does Hollywood hate Transformers? :saddowns:Quote:
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Veo0G2qfY
*thats the trailer i saw
Terrence says:
*back
Matt says:
*you left
Terrence says:
*ok
*it's going to be shit
*soooo bad
*soooooooooooo shit
*holey fuck
*it's like they went "hey, lets take the shitty bits from the first movie
*AND MAKE IT EVEN MORE ANNOYING"
Matt says:
*i dont understand what there isnt to like, but everyone is different i guess
Terrence says:
*OH MY GOD
*I SEE ANCIENT SYMBOLS
*AND I'M AT COLEDGE
*AND MY PARENTS ARE RETARDED AS EVER
*AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS HOT
*HERE
*HAVE SOME ASS SHOTS
*SEE HOW SHOT SHE IS
*LOL
*OK SO NOW OPTIMUS IS BACK
*AND HE KEPT
*A SECRET!
*DUN DUN DUN
*AND MEGATRON IS BACK
*AND WANTS
*HIS MIND!
*(EVEN THOUGH MEGATRON DIED)
*(THAT'S HOW MUCH HE WANTS IT)
*AND LOOK
*WE'VE COMBINED ALL THE AUTOBOTS
*INTO A MEGABOT
*ARN'T WE COOL
*IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE FUCKING MIGHTY MORPHING POWER RANGERS
*it'll suck
*(fuck yahtzee, i've mastered his own art - professional bitching)
also
Dumping my girlfriend for my 2nd bestest mate's 15 yr old sister helz yeaaahQuote:
Terrence says:
*pipa just agreed to go out with me
*you're dumped
*sorry
Pipa using Mark's msn:
Shit, now i have to go suck up to stacey :(Quote:
Mark says:
*no no no no u wont get me to say yes so stop asking
*she says yes
Terrence says:
*awesome
Mark says:
*no i dont
*mark is a tool
*and is lieing
*lying
Terrence says:
*shut up i just broke up with stacey to be with you you best not be lieing
Mark says:
*i said no
Terrence says:
*YOU SAID YES
Mark says:
*NO I DIDN't
*I SAID NO I WONT SAY YES
*EVER"
She can't resist :smug:Quote:
Terrence says:
*so....
*wana go out?
*(this is kinda awquard..)
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*(you spelt awkward wrong honey)
Terrence says:
*(is that a yes?)
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*(i never said that lol)
Terrence says:
*(you never said no either)
Stace - Tezza❥ says:
*(i knoww)
Terrence says:
*(heh)
What. The. Fuck. Seriously?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xetsuei
[18:25] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: also
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: not happy jane
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i'm broke
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: drank ny way though 90 bucks last night
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and didnt even get drunk
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: what teh fuck
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: home by 10:30
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: started at 6:30
[18:26] Terrence: LOL
[18:26] Terrence: LOL
[18:26] Terrence: YEARS OF BINGING
[18:26] Terrence: HAVE MADE YOU
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fucking bullshit
[18:26] Terrence: TOLLERANT
[18:26] Terrence: LOL
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: now i'm poor
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: and 50 bucks in debt
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: :(
[18:26] Terrence: HAHAHAHAHHA
[18:26] Terrence: pwnd
[18:26] Terrence: self pwnd
[18:26] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: Fuk you
[18:27] Terrence: ~never drunk in my life~
[18:27] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: fuckers dont know how to mix drinks i swear to god
[18:27] Terrence: i could get hammered with half a shot of cola rum bro
[18:27] Terrence: heh
[18:27] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you really are a pathetic puny man
195 cm (6'5" for you rednecks) of puniness :smug:
they all look the same height sprawled unconscious on the bar room floor.
And getting dragged into your ute and dumped on your bed to wake up with some creepy stains 7 hours later, amiright?"
Can't wait for your 21st :iamafag:
zilla, we HAVE the have a drinking competition.
$400 worth of booze should just about cover the warm up.
Myth - Germans have no sense of humour.
Status - BUSTED.
"What kind of artwork is Berlin?"
vOv
"An impression by Churchill on an idea by Hitler."
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-iceburn.gif
wait, what? Isn't the drinking age down there like 18? or are you just waiting for a birthday celebration, regardless of the age? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
[14:06] p0lar_bear: word on the street is you might have a cracked fraps?
[14:06] StankBacon™: maybe
[14:07] StankBacon™: one sec
[14:11] StankBacon™: you rthter?
[14:11] p0lar_bear: yer
[14:11] <Requesting file transfer. Waiting for response>
[14:11] StankBacon™: accpt
[14:12] <Uploading file Fraps 2.9.8 Build 7777 Setup.exe>
[14:12] p0lar_bear: thanks
[14:12] <Completed uploading file Fraps 2.9.8 Build 7777 Setup.exe >
[14:12] StankBacon™: check the yt thread lol
[14:13] p0lar_bear: that poor kid
[14:13] StankBacon™: yah lol
[14:14] p0lar_bear: WOW
[14:15] p0lar_bear: dude, i ran that and it dumped three viruses into the root of C:\
[14:15] p0lar_bear: what the hell
[14:15] StankBacon™: wat
[14:15] p0lar_bear: "C:\himf.exe";"Trojan horse Generic13.ATJV";"Infected"
"C:\vpbit.exe";"Trojan horse SHeur2.AHFL";"Infected"
"C:\kgexvh.exe";"Virus found Win32/Virut";"Infected"
[14:15] StankBacon™: O_O
[14:16] p0lar_bear: wha the hell
[14:16] p0lar_bear: malware doctor?
[14:16] p0lar_bear: what the tits
[14:18] p0lar_bear: ..
[14:18] StankBacon™: hmm
[14:18] p0lar_bear: great, i've got a trojan :|
[14:18] StankBacon™: well it found them :o
[14:18] p0lar_bear: it's still installed
[14:19] StankBacon™: all cracked fraps say that shit
[14:19] StankBacon™: thats odd how this version dumoed the files tho
[14:19] StankBacon™: dumped
[14:19] p0lar_bear: it just loaded this self-extracting rar
[14:19] p0lar_bear: what the fuck
[14:20] p0lar_bear: "Task Manager has been disabled by your administrator."
[14:20] p0lar_bear: I AM THE ADMIN
[14:20] StankBacon™: wow
[14:21] StankBacon™: i just installed it and nothing happend
[14:21] <This user is now offline>
ahahahaha you got him good
those darn pirates killing my software companies :ohdear:
I'm hoping to fly down to zilla-vill for his 21st next year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
I don't usually drink but I think I'll make an exception just that one time :p
(I'll still be 17 at the time though)
stop hacking =(Quote:
Originally Posted by StankBacon
If this was a set up I'm going to murder both of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by InnerGoat
not at all, i installed it and nothing happened.
don't forget to pick me upQuote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
i take it you've fixed it then, hehQuote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
No. I haven't.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossmum
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